Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #229 The day that Ioan realised she was totally and utterly bonkers

[IKickLikeKatya]

I did not expect to see Alex Honnold on here

I had just seen the trailer for his new film. Alex is definitely taunting big Al, it would be hard to find people more opposite in character

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

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This is on Alice’s Pinterest. He's trying AFE.

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straight outta the Narc bible Amen

 

[Justcurious81]

No I don't think it was because of that because wasn't the next one also Collabrative?

I think @welp is right. I had it in my head that she said no to collaborative and so he had to find a new lawyer.

 

[CookieMonsta]

Her bags look like they were made for kids to play with.

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As @Blurp says this is far too tasteful for Alice, and it just looks professional. Even the plastic lipstick and the credit card. I have to admit the poop coloured squiggles on the flip phone and the keyring are reminiscent of AFE Designs. Maybe there's hope for her fashion career yet.

 

[Old Soak]

Oh boy that Kelly Rutherford is a real piece of work isn't she.
We all know what she did and how it back fired on her, she's the last person you would want advice from. omg

Oh I don’t know. I bet she could give great parenting, custody AND mirror selfie tips….

 

[Blurp]

I know. I was commenting on what @Blurp had said.

That was what the Collins Dictionary online said. I was doubtful myself as I'd only heard 'guards' from Irish friends. Collins probably don't know the difference between Ireland and Northern Ireland though I haven't a clue what PSNI get called. Poileas is right there on all Police Scotland/Poileas Alba stuff. Alice's Numpty Army of Eejits talk shite.

 

[Nixlondon]

A bit like puffball skirts which aren't even that bad in comparison. I only remember Alice doing this combo in the noughties on her own though. When was this a thing? Sorry it's hideous and nothing will make me think otherwise. I remember some kid wearing this combo in primary school (the 70s) and I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Isn't the readiness hearing tomorrow week? Tick tock AFE

Will the report have been released? I bet Alice won't be able to hold it in, good or bad and will do one of her 'cryptic' posts.

 

[lulooo]

AFE asked people to vote for "her friend" AA when she was on Strictly. That was enough for me to decide she was never going to get my vote

And me. I always thought that there was something a bit off about AA.

 

[Blurp]

It's the language for me, I've noticed this a lot as an expat myself - the language gets frozen in time so your 'slang' like say 'coppers' from the 70s gets frozen in time - it's not really something that people would say now. Tone is definitely someone else behind the eyes. lol.

"Avon and Somerset Police as we know it today formed in 1974 from the merger of the former Somerset and Bath Constabulary with the Bristol police force and the Staple Hill division of Gloucestershire Constabulary."

Surely it would have been A&SP when they were growing up in Bristol? Wiki doesn't seem to have any date for when AFE was inflicted on this world.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

I'm speechless. This is the great joy of her life?! The great achievement? Her proudest accomplishment? Damn turds, we've got to up our game if we're ever going to be as successful as this!

If Alex Honnold says so it is definitely true

 

[screamin.lisa]

Sadly, I think you’re right @Diamonds60. The Abuser will never stop her campaign of abuse, the DVRO didn’t stop her, even being arrested didn’t. I honestly don’t think she gives a stuff about the consequences of her actions. To be honest she hasn’ t really faced any consequences so far. Her campaign of PA has worked, the fake RO caused utter havoc. Ioan paying for everything so she didn't have to get a job hasn’t stoppped her. As long as the Abuser draws breath it will carry on.

I think a significant time in jail might stop her?! Nah, probably not even that.

 

[M33L4]

I don’t think we know about those allegations.

 

[CookieMonsta]

You won’t be surprised to know I named the tables at the wedding Scottish words.
We were Just Merrit. I inadvertently put an elderly couple in their 90’s at the “Mad wae it” table

Had to Google, but they may very well have been Mad wae it! Just cause they're in their 90's doesn't mean they can't put it away. (I assume they were Scottish too?!)

 

[Lulugrace]

Congratulations to @BessieNessie for the thread title, as nominated by @scantysandwich!

I had to edit it for length. The full title is "That was the day that Ioan realised without a shadow of a doubt that she was totally and utterly bonkers". It's in reference to this bag which Alice created for her now-defunct Etsy shop, which we discussed at the end of the last thread.

Recap

• Hell froze over, and the Daily Mail actually ran a story which was unfavourable to Alice, which stated that Ioan had overpaid her spousal support by £278,000
• However in true Daily Mail fashion, they then ran another story which made Ioan out to have a current net worth of $2.8 million, and contrasted that with Alice being almost penniless, thereby making Ioan look heartless
• Alice posted a new set of mirror selfies on her Instagram
• Please vote in the poll above so we can get an idea of what process we should follow for thread title nominations

Please add anything to the recap which I may have missed out!

Please stick to the main players, and obscure any identifying info from screenshots from those who are not Alice (or her latest sock), and those who do not have more than 10k social media followers.

Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/ioan-gr...tv-or-movies-but-its-hard-finding-jobs.43825/

Congratulations on the title thread! I wonder what this week will bring
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I've used my computer hacking skills AGAIN and have managed to steal YET ANOTHER excerpt from Alice's forthcoming self-published book, "He Left Me For A Bogan".

It also looks like the front cover is properly designed now, instead of having someone throw it together in three minutes in PowerPoint (ahem).

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Foreword by Alison Boshoff


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I have known Alice Evans for four years now, with our friendship beginning shortly after her marriage to the actor Ioan Gruffudd spectacularly imploded.

Their story began as a picture-perfect couple, young actors showing equal promise and a matching, almost impossible, beauty. The deal was sealed with a New Year’s Eve proposal delivered via a Cartier engagement ring set into an ice cube in a Mojito cocktail.

‘Angel, will you do the marrying thing?’ were the fond words chosen that night in Cuba. It ended with a howl of pain, and accusations of lies, ‘gaslighting’ and ‘mental torture’ made via Twitter in the small hours.

Indeed, the drama surrounding the sudden collapse of Ioan Gruffudd’s 13-year-marriage to actress Alice Evans would scarcely be out of place in one of the twisted domestic dramas he has starred in.

And we at the Daily Mail have been here for it all! We’ve published story after story about this salacious saga, without bothering to verify the facts, or any of Alice’s claims. Our failure to fact-check anything even resulted in our having to make a donation to an MS charity on behalf of Bianca Wallace, after we published a story which defamed her. We couldn’t even be bothered to print Bianca’s correct age in many of our articles. We've also been happy to print intrusive photos of Alice’s minor children too, as she gave us the permission to do so.

And even though we printed (and still continue to print) many of Alice’s claims and other mistruths – such as that Alice had no money to pay her rent because Ioan left Alice penniless; that Ioan didn’t want to see his children; that Ioan was having an affair with Ella Newton; and that Bianca was Alice’s friend, which made it worse that she was having an “affair” with Ioan behind Alice’s back – we won't bother investigating any of Alice's further false claims. Who needs facts and the truth, when you can just write any old bollocks and hit “publish”?

It was a challenge to get this book published, as you might imagine. So to get around those challenges, Alice didn’t run it by any lawyers, and no fact-checking was carried out. This is known as the Daily Mail Process. Hopefully the book won’t have to get withdrawn from sale and pulped! During my support of Alice and bringing her stories – her truth – to the press, I have also faced criticism from a US lawyer who shall remain nameless (her name rhymes with “Vandrea Turkhart”). These are the sorts of bullies I am up against, when I did nothing wrong apart from lie about how I obtained some court documents, and then lied again by claiming I had emailed them to the aforementioned lawyer.

During these past four years, I have seen Alice make great strides with her life. She now only drinks several bottles of rosé a week instead of several a day. She now buys ten things off eBay a week instead of 30. She now takes the dog for a walk a couple of times a week instead of rarely ever. She has managed to not publicly call Bianca a “bogan” from her official social media accounts for over two years now (although that record is considerably shorter if you take Alice’s Twitter sock accounts into consideration, but look, nobody’s perfect).

I am proud to call Alice my friend. I can honestly say she is the most tenacious, forthright, fearless, energetic, loud, forgetful and yes… loving person I’ve ever met. She doesn’t care if she’s bound by a domestic violence restraining order. She doesn’t cow to emails from her husband’s lawyers, or even her own lawyers. Nobody can tell her what to do. She never admits her mistakes. What admirable qualities for someone in their mid-50s going through a huge life-change. Alice really is the patron saint of wronged wives. A shining example of how to act after your husband decides he doesn’t want to remain married to you for the rest of his life.

So yes Alice, here’s to four more years of our friendship! As long as you continue to provide drama so that the Daily Mail can print stories about it and make money off that ad revenue, I’ll always be here for you, and will always have your back.

Alice, I salute your courage, your strength and your indefatigability.

Please note that this book is published in Alice’s favourite font, Gill Sans. It is her favourite font because it reflects the fact that Alice’s ex-mother-in-law is no longer in her life.


Alison Boshoff, Daily Mail Chief Showbusiness Writer

London, January 2024

And you're a genius

 

[Old Soak]

The black clothes still does not hide the thick waist that comes from imbibing too much. She sure is built like line backer. Slap a football uniform on her and sign her up.

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Looool I love that the player’s number is zero

 

[IHateHadargoyle]

I rather like the marching ants handbag too...but I blame that on my love of old b&w sci fi films from the 50's...THEM anyone?!

Is that Alice’s first movie poster?

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

he's much better than me

We should play!

 

[bats*itbarbie]

Someone on twitter who was supposedly anti Alice. Not sure if Emily was her real name or not. The Texan set up various socks and accounts with very similar names and profile pics and it all got a bit crazy because Emily was accused of being Bianca or her friends or her cousin....or something. All part of the madness.
ETA as time goes on I think the same person is involved in all of these accounts (pro and anti Alice) just for something to do.

Thank you NarcRage

 

[Treacletrixter]

I don't think it's Ioan but possibly to do with evidence being prepared for the custody hearings. It's in no doubt that Tony has bragged about his nieces estrangement and his influence along with Alice in this activity.
It would be a civil matter if Ioan was taking legal action and wouldn't involve the UK police.
Alice will have presented Tony as being a relative and positive influence regularly in the girls lives and Ioan's lawyers have evidence to the contrary which will need to be verified. They may have approached twitter directly for proof and got refused
So have sought legal verification via UK police.

Would the police act for a us law firm in this way ? They would investigate a crime and online harassment is illegal in the UK.

 

[BessieNessie]

Looks like we’re down to chatting about other threads and the schizoid lady from Twitter.

What’s happening on Redit? Has everyone except the mod been banned yet? That place was like a tattle tribute act, it’s not still going is it?