This is making me laugh. Another one for the list of lies:
"because we have ALWAYS know (sic) papà (sic) will get us on Melrose, that's why I've been so careful for 20 years. because i wanted a privare (sic) life".
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Alice wanted a private life so much that:
- Alice and Ioan engaged in these totally staged photos to show off that they were engaged (below)
- Alice and Ioan sold their wedding photos to Hello! magazine
- Alice and Ioan engaged in these totally staged photos to show off that she was pregnant (below)
- Alice and Ioan had paparazzi photos taken of Ella as baby as they brought her home
- Both daughters' births were announced on the People website (and probably in the magazine too)
- Alice instigated hashtags of her daughters' names on Instagram
- Alice documented every single detail of her life, her husband's life and her daughters' lives on Twitter and Instagram (including posting screenshots from video calls with Ioan taken without his permission, and intimate photos of her daughters)
- Alice also revealed highly personal details of her family members' lives, estranged family members's lives and friends' lives, which she had no business doing (including medical diagnoses and details of suicides)
- Alice set up a Twitter account for Ella when she was 7-years-old
- Alice lost her temper while knowing she was filmed during her carpark altercation, instead of having the self control to stop ranting and walk away
- Alice brought her divorce to the tabloids, ruining Ioan and her daughters' chances of having a somewhat private life in all of this
Some of the above actions were justified as Ioan was a high-profile actor, Alice was... an actress, and their publicists would have advised them to do some of them.
But Alice can't now claim she wanted a private life, especially when her actions in later years removed all privacy from her family.
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Always a headlock, always! How did he tolerate it, I would fight to get out even if nearest and dearest hung upon my neck like this! They dont because Im shorter than most of them, but nonono!
On separate note, guys, I have a theory about the Neck.
that pregnancy photo - this is when it visibly starting to go wrong. You see the posture? Head forward (head is hugely heavy by the way, and the moment you put it out of alignment with your body, you muscles overstrain like crazy to keep you balanced. so she is getting heavier herself and because of bad posture compensates the weight of the growing stomach my putting her head forward, the dowager’s hump beginning to form and the front neck muscles shorten/shrink from being continuously constricted. Then she overexercises (did someone mention she herself said at some point that she over exercised her neck?) WITHOUT CORRECTING THE POSTURE FIRST. And hey presto, neck that is already overworked by carrying forward leaning head develops huge sternocleidomastoid muscle. Ok, all this knowledge on osteopathy, fascia maneuvers and kinesiology was not as publicly available for free online as it is now, but she was in LA which is obsesses not only with botox and fillers and surgery, but with health - on the other side of the spectrum. Sad thing is she chose to spend on nosejobs and botox and other shite. Mind you, it’s the same with therapy - she could have tried that is she had any self awareness. Oh well