Okay now I feel dumbTroll rhymes with hole![]()
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In my defence I have only just woke up, from a tit nights sleep
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Who am I kidding, I've always been bad with rhymes
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Okay now I'm interestedI would love to show you all my cats, but it would identify me![]()
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Not because it would identify you, but because its cats
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I've been identified, well try to be doxxed on twitter, a sock was using my photo! I should feel privileged, I think it's because I have more hair than mAlice
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Inadvertently someone posted my twitter on here, not to doxx me at all, because in the past socks have used other people's photos and we managed to uncover that the sock was lying; and I know they were trying to prove again what the nasty socks were up too and protect that twitter user!
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This! I've been saying this! Our body's change as we get older, even if we have a very healthy lifestyle, unless you're one of those lucky ones that just have an amazing figure; our bodies change.Grass and arse rhyme too!
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Showing off her gorgeous figure and snatched jaw. No need to hide behind scarves!
Really, if one's figure has changed, Malice, one reassesses and dresses to fit and flatter the new figure. Duh. I've been left with an extra abdominal bump between my boobs and my waist thanks to major surgery (the gnarly scar doesn't get seen in public) so I now wear high waisted dresses which flow over it rather than skirts/trousers and tops which only accentuate the bump and irritate the scar. A wardrobe revamp but brand new supermarket dresses are pretty, cheap and can be dressed up with quality accessories, though I do buy quality, good condition, classically styled vintage online
Your surgery sounds like it was pretty severe
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That's most people's average salary! So how she cannot afford this is beyond me, especially as she put "unemployed" on the same form!3.5k a month is more than a few hours helping out. Unless her financial declaration was bullshit!
I'm sure that Judge J looked at it and thought WTF! even if they were very young kids, you don't need a nanny if you're not working!! I mean a baby sitter to give you some time off yes, but full time nope! Live in the real world malice! Unless you incredibly rich (your own money, not someone else's!) you simply cannot afford a nanny
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And mores to the point don't bloody need one!
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