God imagining Sarah trying to help Isabelle understand the symbolism in WW2 poetry...
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They are living my worst nightmare!........ 6 sleeping in a tin box in extreme heat breathing each other’s breath, farts, smelly nappies, sweat 
. Not one of them look washed, moisturised and fresh smelling. Yuk!
The thought makes my skin crawl
. Going to run myself a lovely hot bubble bath to make myself feel better 
Also, GET YOUR CHILDREN BACK IN SCHOOL!
. Not one of them look washed, moisturised and fresh smelling. Yuk!The thought makes my skin crawl
. Going to run myself a lovely hot bubble bath to make myself feel better Also, GET YOUR CHILDREN BACK IN SCHOOL!
'I dunno baaabe, just say flowers grow in the field and it's nice for people to look at'
I doubt she would even know whether a poem is World War 1 or two. She probably doesn't even know when World War 2 was, she probably thinks they were the same war.
I wonder how she would cope with the Tudor history and remembering Henry's wives. Who did he behead, who were his kids, where did he live? One thing for sure though is Lazy would be jealous of his wealth.
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I'm sure a few weeks back they mentioned in a vlog that prinny was staying at "a ladies" house, no mention Hi Steve and Jane. All a bit odd.
These will likely be games she bought as part of this "homeschool" too, thinking they would be age appropriate. People do have old games around the house from when kids were younger, but then why would you choose those ones to take away in an already overcrowded caravan.That bingo game they were playing is something we use for 4 & 5 year olds
Isabelle is amazeballs - how she's managing to squeeze in yoga on top of poetry analysis and Mandarin Chinese I'll never know 
“I think the word war means fight which is something I used to do on the daily in Seacroft” - Lazy Ingham (PHD)
I mean.... I’m a bit too busy doing a very lot of ‘brain surgeon’ type stuff behind the scenes here at the moment, but if there’s anyone on here who wants to let them know.... I’m sure it would go down swimmingly! You’ll find the family in question at the following places:
-Costa Del Ingham
-Ingham Hoarding KarenVan School for Dropouts
Yeah, when I heard Boris umming and erring about Christmas in yesterday's government briefing, I wondered if basic Santa's grottos would be prohibited
The "comment down below GUYZZZ" makes me think even more she scours Tattle. We were all saying how the comments weren't matchingup with the views. Then the next day after it was mentioned, there's an out of the blue "Competition" in the comments involving those bloody sandcastles.
She knew exactly what she was doing yesterday - mention Esme and dyslexia, loads of people will comment on their own experience, mention a little 'competition' and even the little kiddie fam will comment more than the usual crap they spRout - all she needs to do now is get the sexbots involved, although that'll be more Chris' thing.
I havent watched the vlog as it just looks like more pool scenes
.I imagine Sarah hasn't even bothered to look at the national curriculum properly and what her children would be doing If they were in school. She probably bought games in b and m or lidl (nothing wrong with that) but didn't look at the age of the games.
There seems to be a decent age gap between isla and esme. Esme must be quite behind if she is finding the game useful to her. Though I assume that the game is more than just coin recognition. There's probably an adding element or finding change. Which would be fine for Isla but not a secondary school child.
Although not perfect, she would be better off going on a site like twinkl and choosing a topic with lesson plans, PowerPoints and worksheets to cover with each of the younger children (if esme is as behind as these games suggest).
If Esme, and Isabelle for that matter, are behind they need individualised planning by an experience professional not someone who has just decided that home schooling is easier for their lifestyle. If they have as much money as they want us to believe, why have they not invested in their children's education and got them online tutors?
Course they will be home for Christmas, they wont fit 20 trees in the caravan. Shopping in gift shops won't cut it.
Horrible histories has a brill song for that. I sing it regularly'I dunno baaabe, just say flowers grow in the field and it's nice for people to look at'
I doubt she would even know whether a poem is World War 1 or two. She probably doesn't even know when World War 2 was, she probably thinks they were the same war.
I wonder how she would cope with the Tudor history and remembering Henry's wives. Who did he behead, who were his kids, where did he live? One thing for sure though is Lazy would be jealous of his wealth.
Right, looking at their Social Blade as of 21:14, the total views for the whole channel all day is only 54,866,00.
If this is above 100k tomorrow he is definitely buying views.
Most UK kids will be in bed by now and watched their share already. I don't think they have a big American following so it's not like those kids are yet to watch their video so how are they going to get another 50k views in the space of 3 hours when its taken 21 hours to get just 54,866,00?
I think Chris needs to have a read of the Google Ad Sense on "FAKE ENGAGEMENT POLICY". I would highly suggest you ALL report the comments that are obviously robots and "sex bots" as it is clearly fake interaction which IS NOT ALLOWED.
If this is above 100k tomorrow he is definitely buying views.
Most UK kids will be in bed by now and watched their share already. I don't think they have a big American following so it's not like those kids are yet to watch their video so how are they going to get another 50k views in the space of 3 hours when its taken 21 hours to get just 54,866,00?
I think Chris needs to have a read of the Google Ad Sense on "FAKE ENGAGEMENT POLICY". I would highly suggest you ALL report the comments that are obviously robots and "sex bots" as it is clearly fake interaction which IS NOT ALLOWED.
Jeeeez moon face looks like she needs a bloody good scrub 
I cannot get over the excitement for the most basic food. Honestly wtf were they eating before? Must have been spam pasta and puff pastry daily.
Someone please remember “potatoes, papaya and a ped...alo” when next thread suggestions are asked for!
Yeah and by PHD we mean a pizza home delivery
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