Imogenation #56 Spenny blinks for help, grimmo needs a wash, Ren is stuck being exploited for dosh

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No doubt we’ll get a thesis based story about how influencers don’t have the luxury of being on maternity leave because they’re self employed so she has to keep posting. When the reality is she doesn’t even work part time hours when she isn’t pregnant, and has her husband at home 24/7 with her. Mixed with the fact they have the financial luxuries of not working, she truly has her head in the clouds to even think she’s in a position to ✨ explain not complain ✨ about it being tough. The majority of women that CHOOSE to have a second child, would have their partner back at work already and would have to get on with having 2 children to look after while physically and mentally exhausted and they get on with it because they decided to have another child. And that includes the general running of a household, as well as childcare. Not having their partner to clean up and do the washing and cooking as well as taking the kids off their hands so they can have a nap in the morning. She couldn’t even cope with Renaelia beforehand without the help of 3 adults at any given time so why did she think having another one would be a good idea? She hardly parents or has a routine for Ren so why bring another child into the world that will need a completely different routine than the child you already can’t cope with. She has no one to blame but herself.
 
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PS. This was before my milk came in 😍

Erm wtf.

Is this like a PSA to let everyone know she actually has big bazoomers and not average normal sized boobs? Wtf.

but DONT sexualise her body wherever you do angels
 
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PS. This was before my milk came in 😍

Erm wtf.

Is this like a PSA to let everyone know she actually has big bazoomers and not average normal sized boobs? Wtf.

but DONT sexualise her body wherever you do angels
The girl who openly admitted she wore 2 bras because she was desperate to have big boobs to impress the boys would neevveerrr want anyone to sexualise her COMPLETELY natural breastfeeding bazooma breasts hun buns
 
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Why is she trying to keep up the facade that she’s only just given birth? If she’s already seen a specialist to resolve neck tension and another to check tongue tie then she’s more than 2/3 days old ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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Can't wait to hear the hideous name they've made up for the baby
 
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Also how can she say they’ve been in baby bubble when she’s been recording / making videos?
That’s the part that takes the work not hitting “upload”..
We’re in a baby bubble huns for the past few weeks just wanted to really soak it in as a family so we’ve not been working.. anyway he’s a video I made when I was 2 days postpartum 🙃. It makes no diff if she recorded it then and there and hit upload or if she did it today?? Lmao.
 
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I cannot bleeping STANNNDDDDD this bleep. I don't care if she's just given birth, she looks like a bloke who's been sucking on a cup to make her lips plump up. No one cares about your dirty discharge vagina in nappies, or your dirty cheesy tits when both haven't probably seen a bath, shower or any form of water or soap in days. She makes my skin crawl, hurry up and post the name of flowerpot sunshine rainbow petal bird so we can all have a good laugh and then duck OFFFF
 
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I might be remembering incorrectly, but isn't it only babies who have formula that have 'seedy' poos? My little one was topped up with formula to begin with and vaguely remember being told the change in poos. Surely mother earth herself wouldn't be using formula!?🤔
 
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I might be remembering incorrectly, but isn't it only babies who have formula that have 'seedy' poos? My little one was topped up with formula to begin with and vaguely remember being told the change in poos. Surely mother earth herself wouldn't be using formula!?🤔
breastfed babies are seedy! not sure why she feels the need to say all this though 😴
 
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She is truly insufferable. Like who bleeping cares? Just let Ren fall asleep in the car and sit on the drive with her while she sleeps. Yes it might not be as long as in her bed but it’s better than her fighting it for an hour and a half?! Why not give up after half hour? Because if she took that long to go down then she’ll wake up later and need to go to bed later for a longer wake window? No doubt they still tried to put her to bed at 6pm 🙄 They are so bleeping clueless and think they’re being relatable but it’s just proving how incompetent at parenting they are
 
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View attachment 2398051She is truly insufferable. Like who bleeping cares? Just let Ren fall asleep in the car and sit on the drive with her while she sleeps. Yes it might not be as long as in her bed but it’s better than her fighting it for an hour and a half?! Why not give up after half hour? Because if she took that long to go down then she’ll wake up later and need to go to bed later for a longer wake window? No doubt they still tried to put her to bed at 6pm 🙄 They are so bleeping clueless and think they’re being relatable but it’s just proving how incompetent at parenting they are
it’s actually crazy that she thinks people care THIS much about her life?!? yes there’s a handful of people that seem to like her content (god knows why) but even they don’t care THIS much??? it speaks volumes that she constantly posts these unnecessarily long stories, just shows that she genuinely believes people are this invested in her life 🤣 so ridiculous
 
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Ive commented about these Frida Windi pipettes before. I think they're tantamount to child abuse personally.
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It's not a natural way to relieve wind really though is it Imo. Your inserting something into your newborn baby's bottom, when tummy massage, cycling her legs, proper winding techniques after a feed, would work just as well.
 
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Ive commented about these Frida Windi pipettes before. I think they're tantamount to child abuse personally.
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It's not a natural way to relieve wind really though is it Imo. Your inserting something into your newborn baby's bottom, when tummy massage, cycling her legs, proper winding techniques after a feed, would work just as well.
I think the same. It’s a horrific product!

She claims baby is feeding well but maybe she’s so windy as she’s taking in too much air and she needs to work on her positioning and latch. But of course it can’t be her fault, and she will see numerous #gifted ‘experts’ about it.
 
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View attachment 2398051She is truly insufferable. Like who bleeping cares? Just let Ren fall asleep in the car and sit on the drive with her while she sleeps. Yes it might not be as long as in her bed but it’s better than her fighting it for an hour and a half?! Why not give up after half hour? Because if she took that long to go down then she’ll wake up later and need to go to bed later for a longer wake window? No doubt they still tried to put her to bed at 6pm 🙄 They are so bleeping clueless and think they’re being relatable but it’s just proving how incompetent at parenting they are
It's clearly gone tits up because they don't have their usual 3 adults to 1 child ratio any more....duhhhhhh 😂 I love how Spencer isn't mentioned once, he's literally an after thought, I doubt she consults with him for anything tbh. Her way or the highway.... Or should I say Ren's way or the highway, can't possibly do anything mummy wants her to do. Stop complaining explaining and spend some real time correcting her behavioural issues and you might start to get somewhere Grimmo!!

Wouldn't suprise me if she is already made a list of issues this new child has, so that she can post about it on her Instagram as a way to keep people entertained and following her every move. I can almost envision baby girl no. 2 having the same 'stomach condition' as mummy, she's one sick witch!!
 
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View attachment 2398051She is truly insufferable. Like who bleeping cares? Just let Ren fall asleep in the car and sit on the drive with her while she sleeps. Yes it might not be as long as in her bed but it’s better than her fighting it for an hour and a half?! Why not give up after half hour? Because if she took that long to go down then she’ll wake up later and need to go to bed later for a longer wake window? No doubt they still tried to put her to bed at 6pm 🙄 They are so bleeping clueless and think they’re being relatable but it’s just proving how incompetent at parenting they are
Hahahaha sounds like carnage! Living for it 😂😂😂
 
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Just skimmed through and catching up but WTF? Has that days old baby seen an osteopath? Jesus the Munchausens is gonna be big with this kid. And don't get me started on the pipettes to relieve wind.
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She shoved a pipe into her newborns sphincter? Anyone else think that’s cruel?!
I actually think it bordering on assault!
 
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