Imogenation #56 Spenny blinks for help, grimmo needs a wash, Ren is stuck being exploited for dosh

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She doesn’t seem very happy does she? You can tell by her eyes/general expression. Something’s amiss with her at the moment. Hmm 🤔
 
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Oh look the problems have started with baby no 2 🙄🙄
But perfect ren that can’t do wrong didn’t have these problems. Welcome to the world imo that everyone is different and you clearly are not aware how babies work. Probably the cocktail of shite she drinks giving the poor kids stomach issues
 
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Does she not realise 99% of normal newborn babies grunt and cry at night🤣 why does she feel like she's so special all the time and has to make a big drama about normal stuff. Por baby will be constantly compared to renal
 
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Next she'll be going on about going to see a specialist about tongue tie it's so predictable
 
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I wonder if little ‘madam’ Ren will suddenly be a perfect sleeper with Imo now being too occupied to prance about her cot with all the lights on and screech outside her door each night 😭. I hope Ren gets a break from Imo overwhelming her constantly!!!
 
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Will Ren turn in to the perfect child now she has a new one to constantly moan about?
 
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Nice to see Spencer has been given permission to post on HIS Instagram and hold his new daughter. Featuring the classic Wallace and Gromit grin!
 
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That baby can’t be brand new if she’s already seen people about neck tension and a tongue tie
 
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Nice to see Spencer has been given permission to post on HIS Instagram and hold his new daughter. Featuring the classic Wallace and Gromit grin!
Last night I say it’s weird how Spencer hasn’t posted anything at all, now he posts this, hey spenny and imo 👋🏼 he looks like someone has a gun to his head.

Can’t believe she’s already moaning about the new baby 😒 didn’t take her long did it. She looks like she has dark hair, I don’t remember ren having dark hair at this age? Will this one be ‘mummy’s twin’ 🙄 won’t hear the end of it with the constant ‘who does she look like’ and the constant comparing of ren at this age and new baby 🥱

I still don’t think ren actually ‘looks’ like spencer at all. I think she’s imos side totally. Hugo’s twin
 
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So what I’m getting is, the baby is making normal newborn noises and Imo instantly thinks that she’s in pain? Why does there always have to be something with this girl? So much for that baby bubble eh Imogen? At least she’s taken the time to share all of these problems with her followers though and tell them she’s taken the baby to see people for neck tension etc. I mean I honestly don’t know how I would survive if she didn’t let us know what an amazing, natural born Mother she is 🙄
 
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Stillnot sure which child is going to be the golden girl because theres not a chance she will treat them equally. I initially thought new baby but she's started Complaining Explaining pretty early on...
 
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We don’t even know the name of this child yet and she already has no privacy. It knocks me sideways that she thinks it’s appropriate to share every tiny detail of a newborn’s life with millions of strangers. And of course it has to be negative and she has to be the most amazing and loving mother ever.
 
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If Ren never grunted or cried a newborn she got EXTREMELY lucky.
My LO had reflux and colic and pretty much for the first 11 weeks cried non stop. He’d always be writhing in discomfort bless him/pulling his legs up.
However, I didn’t have the luxury of having my husband at home 24/7.. and I also don’t have the luxury of affording every private consultation with feeding specialists / osteopaths that’s available.
I actually went private in the end to see if he had tongue tie (which he did!) but most people just get told by the GP it’s normal / just them getting used to everything and you just have to get on with it.

maybe she’s just got trapped wind like most babies do.. get some infacol to try and whatever else people use before you plaster on the internet that she’s “in pain” 🙄 after 1 tough night Jesus. She can’t go into attention seeking panic mode and label every illness she can think of on to her children as soon as she has a couple of bad nights. It’s too much.
 
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If Ren never grunted or cried a newborn she got EXTREMELY lucky.
My LO had reflux and colic and pretty much for the first 11 weeks cried non stop. He’d always be writhing in discomfort bless him/pulling his legs up.
However, I didn’t have the luxury of having my husband at home 24/7.. and I also don’t have the luxury of affording every private consultation with feeding specialists / osteopaths that’s available.
I actually went private in the end to see if he had tongue tie (which he did!) but most people just get told by the GP it’s normal / just them getting used to everything and you just have to get on with it.

maybe she’s just got trapped wind like most babies do.. get some infacol to try and whatever else people use before you plaster on the internet that she’s “in pain” 🙄 after 1 tough night Jesus. She can’t go into attention seeking panic mode and label every illness she can think of on to her children as soon as she has a couple of bad nights. It’s too much.
If Ren never grunted or cried a newborn she got EXTREMELY lucky.
My LO had reflux and colic and pretty much for the first 11 weeks cried non stop. He’d always be writhing in discomfort bless him/pulling his legs up.
However, I didn’t have the luxury of having my husband at home 24/7.. and I also don’t have the luxury of affording every private consultation with feeding specialists / osteopaths that’s available.
I actually went private in the end to see if he had tongue tie (which he did!) but most people just get told by the GP it’s normal / just them getting used to everything and you just have to get on with it.

maybe she’s just got trapped wind like most babies do.. get some infacol to try and whatever else people use before you plaster on the internet that she’s “in pain” 🙄 after 1 tough night Jesus. She can’t go into attention seeking panic mode and label every illness she can think of on to her children as soon as she has a couple of bad nights. It’s too much.
Exactly this! My 13 week old still grunts and makes weird noises in her sleep. At 5 weeks she was diagnosed with CMPA and put on dairy free formula as she came out in rashes and seemed in agony when she was fed but the normal windy/grizzly/grunting baby is your standard baby. Like you said, get some infacol or whatever else is safe for that age and get on with it.
 
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New to this thread, long time lurker & Imo hater. I cannot BELIEVE she is playing on the narrative that her newborn baby angel precious mummas milk monster is already IN PAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!? She is truly intolerable and REEKS of Munchausen's by proxy.
 
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