Imogenation #12 This is the remix to ignition, we’re in bensalads kitchen

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Wills315

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Imos night out with the huns- Lockdown is over and tonight's the night . Imo has arranged for 6 of her lucky subscribers to come on a HUNS NIGHT OUT as promised. She wishes she could have all the huns come so she could cuddle them all but it wouldn't be possible especially since the panic attack videos were trending, it would be just to many. Spenny has imo prepped, hes washed her hair , shaved her bits, done her fake tan. Now hes gotta get himself ready. You didnt think imo would go on a huns night out without her HUSBAND did you? The huns arrive at her flat and imo opens the door "omg my beautiful angels are here, welcome hunnies" there is screaming and crying like you wouldn't believe. The huns are quite excited too. Bensalad has made some cocktails imo told him make sure they are alcoholic free as the girls are only 16 but ben being the prankster he is fucked in a tit tonne of tesco brand vodka. "Bensalads gonna make it a night to remember " he had chuckled to himself. Hugobee is coming too , this g ain't gonna miss out on spending some quality time with some witches. Imo stuck Peter crouch's picture on ranty Jacobs old student card so that will work as his I.d. The huns start on the "mocktails" and mills has a pineapple juice. She repeatedly tells the huns what Angel's they are and that they literally saved her life. Spenny comes out of the bathroom in just a towel "oh the huns are here already obviously I didnt realise the time" the huns go wild and one of them tells spenny she likes his tattoos. Imo is furious, she throws the hun out on the street and tells her never darken her YouTube channel again, she then makes notes for a story time "a hun SEXUALLY HARASSED my HUSBAND ". Hugo gets the tunes going , he pours chocolate sauce (dairy free) over his arm and licks it off. He thinks it makes the girls *ahem* rain. Spenny is ready and its time to go . Imo gets a song going as they walk through brighton "we love you hunnies we do , we love you hunnies we do, oh hunnies we love you" spenny is so proud of her. They get to the club , the huns have fake I.ds too. When they are taking their jackets off one of the huns accidentally brushes her hand against spennys shoulder . Imo throws a drink in her face and she runs away. She makes notes for her next story time "a subscriber ASSAULTED my husband" . They get the drinks in and hit the dance floor. Imos throwing shapes , flicking her hair all over the place , wagging her finger , wiggling her hips, grinding up against hugo. Everyone in the club is looking. Spennys is annoyed about this and wishes he could punch all the other men looking at HIS wife but he has to be perfect in front of the huns. Spenny has a few moves of his own , he flaps his arms about like a plonker and then does a high kick but accidentally kicks one of the huns in the face and breaks her nose. Shes taken to hospital. They continue to dance , one of the huns is quite a good dancer and spenny tells her so . Imo is livid. She gets a bouncer and tells him the hun has been taking coke and explains she thinks its awful and she would "never ever do that ". The hun gets thrown out. There are two huns left, suddenly a man appears hes wearing nothing but a pair of speedos and a dicky bow. It's only fecking bensalad. "The real entertainment is here now" he tells the huns. "Lady marmalade" comes on and bensalad does some exotic dancing, spenny and imo join in . Hugo is just vibing, his hands and arms are just covered in his own saliva at this stage. The huns are scared and call their parents to come get them. When leaving the club , the huns spot a woman coming out from behind the club with a very young male student called Rodriguez. Its dirty dee! Her hair is wild and her lippy is smudged , the huns see her give Rodriguez her thong as a souvenir. After a really amazing night out with loads of promiscuous dancing with the family , imo finally notices all the huns are gone. She takes notes for her next story time "subscribers ASSAULTED and HARASSED my husband then left me for dead in and nightclub ". ( sorry hunnies not my best work, I tried)
 
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Wills315 said:
Imos night out with the huns- Lockdown is over and tonight's the night . Imo has arranged for 6 of her lucky subscribers to come on a HUNS NIGHT OUT as promised. She wishes she could have all the huns come so she could cuddle them all but it wouldn't be possible especially since the panic attack videos were trending, it would be just to many. Spenny has imo prepped, hes washed her hair , shaved her bits, done her fake tan. Now hes gotta get himself ready. You didnt think imo would go on a huns night out without her HUSBAND did you? The huns arrive at her flat and imo opens the door "omg my beautiful angels are here, welcome hunnies" there is screaming and crying like you wouldn't believe. The huns are quite excited too. Bensalad has made some cocktails imo told him make sure they are alcoholic free as the girls are only 16 but ben being the prankster he is fucked in a tit tonne of tesco brand vodka. "Bensalads gonna make it a night to remember " he had chuckled to himself. Hugobee is coming too , this g ain't gonna miss out on spending some quality time with some witches. Imo stuck Peter crouch's picture on ranty Jacobs old student card so that will work as his I.d. The huns start on the "mocktails" and mills has a pineapple juice. She repeatedly tells the huns what Angel's they are and that they literally saved her life. Spenny comes out of the bathroom in just a towel "oh the huns are here already obviously I didnt realise the time" the huns go wild and one of them tells spenny she likes his tattoos. Imo is furious, she throws the hun out on the street and tells her never darken her YouTube channel again, she then makes notes for a story time "a hun SEXUALLY HARASSED my HUSBAND ". Hugo gets the tunes going , he pours chocolate sauce (dairy free) over his arm and licks it off. He thinks it makes the girls *ahem* rain. Spenny is ready and its time to go . Imo gets a song going as they walk through brighton "we love you hunnies we do , we love you hunnies we do, oh hunnies we love you" spenny is so proud of her. They get to the club , the huns have fake I.ds too. When they are taking their jackets off one of the huns accidentally brushes her hand against spennys shoulder . Imo throws a drink in her face and she runs away. She makes notes for her next story time "a subscriber ASSAULTED my husband" . They get the drinks in and hit the dance floor. Imos throwing shapes , flicking her hair all over the place , wagging her finger , wiggling her hips, grinding up against hugo. Everyone in the club is looking. Spennys is annoyed about this and wishes he could punch all the other men looking at HIS wife but he has to be perfect in front of the huns. Spenny has a few moves of his own , he flaps his arms about like a plonker and then does a high kick but accidentally kicks one of the huns in the face and breaks her nose. Shes taken to hospital. They continue to dance , one of the huns is quite a good dancer and spenny tells her so . Imo is livid. She gets a bouncer and tells him the hun has been taking coke and explains she thinks its awful and she would "never ever do that ". The hun gets thrown out. There are two huns left, suddenly a man appears hes wearing nothing but a pair of speedos and a dicky bow. It's only fecking bensalad. "The real entertainment is here now" he tells the huns. "Lady marmalade" comes on and bensalad does some exotic dancing, spenny and imo join in . Hugo is just vibing, his hands and arms are just covered in his own saliva at this stage. The huns are scared and call their parents to come get them. When leaving the club , the huns spot a woman coming out from behind the club with a very young male student called Rodriguez. Its dirty dee! Her hair is wild and her lippy is smudged , the huns see her give Rodriguez her thong as a souvenir. After a really amazing night out with loads of promiscuous dancing with the family , imo finally notices all the huns are gone. She takes notes for her next story time "subscribers ASSAULTED and HARASSED my husband then left me for dead in and nightclub ". ( sorry hunnies not my best work, I tried)
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Nah this is my favourite so far I am gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Lauradoraxx said:
I have just become a chatty member and I would like to take this time to say a big thank you.

To you guys, my family, my dog, my postman but most importantly, babyprincess Imo and babyprince Spenny. Without them and their vulgar selves none of this would have been possible.

Oh god I promised myself I wouldn’t cry. 😭
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Think of the sea, and have a twix 😘
 
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Wills315 said:
Imos night out with the huns- Lockdown is over and tonight's the night . Imo has arranged for 6 of her lucky subscribers to come on a HUNS NIGHT OUT as promised. She wishes she could have all the huns come so she could cuddle them all but it wouldn't be possible especially since the panic attack videos were trending, it would be just to many. Spenny has imo prepped, hes washed her hair , shaved her bits, done her fake tan. Now hes gotta get himself ready. You didnt think imo would go on a huns night out without her HUSBAND did you? The huns arrive at her flat and imo opens the door "omg my beautiful angels are here, welcome hunnies" there is screaming and crying like you wouldn't believe. The huns are quite excited too. Bensalad has made some cocktails imo told him make sure they are alcoholic free as the girls are only 16 but ben being the prankster he is fucked in a tit tonne of tesco brand vodka. "Bensalads gonna make it a night to remember " he had chuckled to himself. Hugobee is coming too , this g ain't gonna miss out on spending some quality time with some witches. Imo stuck Peter crouch's picture on ranty Jacobs old student card so that will work as his I.d. The huns start on the "mocktails" and mills has a pineapple juice. She repeatedly tells the huns what Angel's they are and that they literally saved her life. Spenny comes out of the bathroom in just a towel "oh the huns are here already obviously I didnt realise the time" the huns go wild and one of them tells spenny she likes his tattoos. Imo is furious, she throws the hun out on the street and tells her never darken her YouTube channel again, she then makes notes for a story time "a hun SEXUALLY HARASSED my HUSBAND ". Hugo gets the tunes going , he pours chocolate sauce (dairy free) over his arm and licks it off. He thinks it makes the girls *ahem* rain. Spenny is ready and its time to go . Imo gets a song going as they walk through brighton "we love you hunnies we do , we love you hunnies we do, oh hunnies we love you" spenny is so proud of her. They get to the club , the huns have fake I.ds too. When they are taking their jackets off one of the huns accidentally brushes her hand against spennys shoulder . Imo throws a drink in her face and she runs away. She makes notes for her next story time "a subscriber ASSAULTED my husband" . They get the drinks in and hit the dance floor. Imos throwing shapes , flicking her hair all over the place , wagging her finger , wiggling her hips, grinding up against hugo. Everyone in the club is looking. Spennys is annoyed about this and wishes he could punch all the other men looking at HIS wife but he has to be perfect in front of the huns. Spenny has a few moves of his own , he flaps his arms about like a plonker and then does a high kick but accidentally kicks one of the huns in the face and breaks her nose. Shes taken to hospital. They continue to dance , one of the huns is quite a good dancer and spenny tells her so . Imo is livid. She gets a bouncer and tells him the hun has been taking coke and explains she thinks its awful and she would "never ever do that ". The hun gets thrown out. There are two huns left, suddenly a man appears hes wearing nothing but a pair of speedos and a dicky bow. It's only fecking bensalad. "The real entertainment is here now" he tells the huns. "Lady marmalade" comes on and bensalad does some exotic dancing, spenny and imo join in . Hugo is just vibing, his hands and arms are just covered in his own saliva at this stage. The huns are scared and call their parents to come get them. When leaving the club , the huns spot a woman coming out from behind the club with a very young male student called Rodriguez. Its dirty dee! Her hair is wild and her lippy is smudged , the huns see her give Rodriguez her thong as a souvenir. After a really amazing night out with loads of promiscuous dancing with the family , imo finally notices all the huns are gone. She takes notes for her next story time "subscribers ASSAULTED and HARASSED my husband then left me for dead in and nightclub ". ( sorry hunnies not my best work, I tried)
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This is literally the best story ever, I was literally loling 😂😂😂
 
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chachaslide

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Just watched most of Imo's new vid. Has she completely forgotten that was suicidal and having 200 panic attacks a week, just the other week? She didn't even do any of her fake acting of 'oh I just can't remember how to do this anymore" WOW
 
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Hereforthetea35

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CallMeMillsHun said:
So her latest video...she lets us know she's on her period about 4-6 times, she woke up spenny baby boo boo in the night crying and he "put her back to sleep" (what a hun), she kept on saying "omg I just love chocolate hun", then the rest of the time she was telling us what she eats in a day but in a over the top way like it was a big brother audition tape, and then smugly munching on food really loudly. There ya go, if you don't want to watch it I saved you the trauma
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you forgot the 4 chilli flakes on baby princes eggs that looked like the burnt bits off the pan 🤭
 
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The birth story- its 2022 and imo is up the spout. Shes 50 weeks pregnant yup 50! Most women would never be pregnant this long but it took imo 2 and a half months to do a shite, think how long it takes to get a baby out of her. They have made a little crib in the drawer in the living room where she keeps the cotton pads and they bought some baby clothes off Depop. "Spence shall we do that thing we do that gets me excited, it might kick off labour " so they go for a walk and take pics outside strangers homes. They waddle down the road and spot a 2 bed detached with a Toyota yaris parked in the drive "wow spence look at that , that's the dream right there. Imagine the hallway " " well yeah mills you can tell just by looking at it that the hallways a good'en". Mills squats down to pose in front of the house.Oh dear theres a gush! "Spenny I've wet myself " " no mills your waters have gone look ". Spenny carries her to the nearest hospital. The staff in the labour hospital spot them arriving. "Its time " one says. This is d day, the day the labour and maternity staff have been dreading. Imo is screaming and spenny is distraught. " I think I need to push" squeals imo . The doctor examines her and tells her shes only 2cm dilated. They give her an epidural , pethidine , gas and air , morphine , paracetamol, every drug you can think of and imo is still in agony. She tells the staff that no other woman in the world has felt pain like this, only her. The door of the labour ward opens, the cavalry has arrived. Its bensalad in his PPE , yellow rubber gloves, his cake baking apron and a pair of goggles . "Dont worry" he says to the midwife, "I'll have this baby out in 5 minutes flat. Theres nothing I dont know about female anatomy and if you play your cards right I'll impregnate you later". Theres a squeal from down the hall , the midwife rushes to imo but it's ok she just overheard ben and can't cope " he loves it". Spenny isn't doing so well he usual positive but sometimes hes negative so hes not always positive. Hes still crying. Ben tells him pull himself together. They suddenly see two male junior doctors ruining down the hall looking traumatised, YOU KNOW dirty dee has arrived. "Those two are frigid aren't they" she says about the junior doctors. The time comes to push imo really cant cope. She screams and wails and hollers, bensalad is in between her legs trying to pull the poor mites head out and shouting "go on mills give her some welly" dirty dee shouts "go on mills get that fanny widened and try not to tit yourself " spenny is yelling "think of the see mills oh for the love of god THINK OF THE SEA". The baby is here! Spenny cries so much the have to put him on a drip coz he lost so much fluid from his body. Bensalad has given himself the title of sexiest grandad in Brighton. Dirty dee missed him coming out coz she was flashing one of the young doctors. Mills can't cope she says the baby is a reincarnation of her old dog making him Hugo's twin. The midwives tell mills the baby weighs 7 lbs and shes had a relatively easy birth. Mills picks up the vlog camera and tells the huns the baby was 15 lbs and the midwife said it was the worst most traumatic birth they'd ever seen. They name their son Baby Prince Twixton Spencer horton ii. Hugo comes to see his nephew and imo has got him a new toy and tells him it's from the baby so he doesn't get jealous. He tells the little one hes gonna teach him how to make banging tik toks when hes older. 2 days later they go home , spenny is still crying so imo expresses some breast milk to make him feel better. When the baby reaches age 5 he goes to live with uncle jacob and they never speak of him again.
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I've not laughed so much all day as I did reading this 😂😂
 
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chachaslide

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One thing I will say is her eyebrows looked the nicest they ever have in the video!

Looks like her anxiety was making her do them like slugs the other week :unsure:
 
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chachaslide said:
Just watched most of Imo's new vid. Has she completely forgotten that was suicidal and having 200 panic attacks a week, just the other week? She didn't even do any of her fake acting of 'oh I just can't remember how to do this anymore" WOW
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Magic maniac this girl... bet she can pull out Twixs and wet ones for her husby out of a hat
 
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Wills315 said:
Imos night out with the huns- Lockdown is over and tonight's the night . Imo has arranged for 6 of her lucky subscribers to come on a HUNS NIGHT OUT as promised. She wishes she could have all the huns come so she could cuddle them all but it wouldn't be possible especially since the panic attack videos were trending, it would be just to many. Spenny has imo prepped, hes washed her hair , shaved her bits, done her fake tan. Now hes gotta get himself ready. You didnt think imo would go on a huns night out without her HUSBAND did you? The huns arrive at her flat and imo opens the door "omg my beautiful angels are here, welcome hunnies" there is screaming and crying like you wouldn't believe. The huns are quite excited too. Bensalad has made some cocktails imo told him make sure they are alcoholic free as the girls are only 16 but ben being the prankster he is fucked in a tit tonne of tesco brand vodka. "Bensalads gonna make it a night to remember " he had chuckled to himself. Hugobee is coming too , this g ain't gonna miss out on spending some quality time with some witches. Imo stuck Peter crouch's picture on ranty Jacobs old student card so that will work as his I.d. The huns start on the "mocktails" and mills has a pineapple juice. She repeatedly tells the huns what Angel's they are and that they literally saved her life. Spenny comes out of the bathroom in just a towel "oh the huns are here already obviously I didnt realise the time" the huns go wild and one of them tells spenny she likes his tattoos. Imo is furious, she throws the hun out on the street and tells her never darken her YouTube channel again, she then makes notes for a story time "a hun SEXUALLY HARASSED my HUSBAND ". Hugo gets the tunes going , he pours chocolate sauce (dairy free) over his arm and licks it off. He thinks it makes the girls *ahem* rain. Spenny is ready and its time to go . Imo gets a song going as they walk through brighton "we love you hunnies we do , we love you hunnies we do, oh hunnies we love you" spenny is so proud of her. They get to the club , the huns have fake I.ds too. When they are taking their jackets off one of the huns accidentally brushes her hand against spennys shoulder . Imo throws a drink in her face and she runs away. She makes notes for her next story time "a subscriber ASSAULTED my husband" . They get the drinks in and hit the dance floor. Imos throwing shapes , flicking her hair all over the place , wagging her finger , wiggling her hips, grinding up against hugo. Everyone in the club is looking. Spennys is annoyed about this and wishes he could punch all the other men looking at HIS wife but he has to be perfect in front of the huns. Spenny has a few moves of his own , he flaps his arms about like a plonker and then does a high kick but accidentally kicks one of the huns in the face and breaks her nose. Shes taken to hospital. They continue to dance , one of the huns is quite a good dancer and spenny tells her so . Imo is livid. She gets a bouncer and tells him the hun has been taking coke and explains she thinks its awful and she would "never ever do that ". The hun gets thrown out. There are two huns left, suddenly a man appears hes wearing nothing but a pair of speedos and a dicky bow. It's only fecking bensalad. "The real entertainment is here now" he tells the huns. "Lady marmalade" comes on and bensalad does some exotic dancing, spenny and imo join in . Hugo is just vibing, his hands and arms are just covered in his own saliva at this stage. The huns are scared and call their parents to come get them. When leaving the club , the huns spot a woman coming out from behind the club with a very young male student called Rodriguez. Its dirty dee! Her hair is wild and her lippy is smudged , the huns see her give Rodriguez her thong as a souvenir. After a really amazing night out with loads of promiscuous dancing with the family , imo finally notices all the huns are gone. She takes notes for her next story time "subscribers ASSAULTED and HARASSED my husband then left me for dead in and nightclub ". ( sorry hunnies not my best work, I tried)
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Wills315 said:
Imos night out with the huns- Lockdown is over and tonight's the night . Imo has arranged for 6 of her lucky subscribers to come on a HUNS NIGHT OUT as promised. She wishes she could have all the huns come so she could cuddle them all but it wouldn't be possible especially since the panic attack videos were trending, it would be just to many. Spenny has imo prepped, hes washed her hair , shaved her bits, done her fake tan. Now hes gotta get himself ready. You didnt think imo would go on a huns night out without her HUSBAND did you? The huns arrive at her flat and imo opens the door "omg my beautiful angels are here, welcome hunnies" there is screaming and crying like you wouldn't believe. The huns are quite excited too. Bensalad has made some cocktails imo told him make sure they are alcoholic free as the girls are only 16 but ben being the prankster he is fucked in a tit tonne of tesco brand vodka. "Bensalads gonna make it a night to remember " he had chuckled to himself. Hugobee is coming too , this g ain't gonna miss out on spending some quality time with some witches. Imo stuck Peter crouch's picture on ranty Jacobs old student card so that will work as his I.d. The huns start on the "mocktails" and mills has a pineapple juice. She repeatedly tells the huns what Angel's they are and that they literally saved her life. Spenny comes out of the bathroom in just a towel "oh the huns are here already obviously I didnt realise the time" the huns go wild and one of them tells spenny she likes his tattoos. Imo is furious, she throws the hun out on the street and tells her never darken her YouTube channel again, she then makes notes for a story time "a hun SEXUALLY HARASSED my HUSBAND ". Hugo gets the tunes going , he pours chocolate sauce (dairy free) over his arm and licks it off. He thinks it makes the girls *ahem* rain. Spenny is ready and its time to go . Imo gets a song going as they walk through brighton "we love you hunnies we do , we love you hunnies we do, oh hunnies we love you" spenny is so proud of her. They get to the club , the huns have fake I.ds too. When they are taking their jackets off one of the huns accidentally brushes her hand against spennys shoulder . Imo throws a drink in her face and she runs away. She makes notes for her next story time "a subscriber ASSAULTED my husband" . They get the drinks in and hit the dance floor. Imos throwing shapes , flicking her hair all over the place , wagging her finger , wiggling her hips, grinding up against hugo. Everyone in the club is looking. Spennys is annoyed about this and wishes he could punch all the other men looking at HIS wife but he has to be perfect in front of the huns. Spenny has a few moves of his own , he flaps his arms about like a plonker and then does a high kick but accidentally kicks one of the huns in the face and breaks her nose. Shes taken to hospital. They continue to dance , one of the huns is quite a good dancer and spenny tells her so . Imo is livid. She gets a bouncer and tells him the hun has been taking coke and explains she thinks its awful and she would "never ever do that ". The hun gets thrown out. There are two huns left, suddenly a man appears hes wearing nothing but a pair of speedos and a dicky bow. It's only fecking bensalad. "The real entertainment is here now" he tells the huns. "Lady marmalade" comes on and bensalad does some exotic dancing, spenny and imo join in . Hugo is just vibing, his hands and arms are just covered in his own saliva at this stage. The huns are scared and call their parents to come get them. When leaving the club , the huns spot a woman coming out from behind the club with a very young male student called Rodriguez. Its dirty dee! Her hair is wild and her lippy is smudged , the huns see her give Rodriguez her thong as a souvenir. After a really amazing night out with loads of promiscuous dancing with the family , imo finally notices all the huns are gone. She takes notes for her next story time "subscribers ASSAULTED and HARASSED my husband then left me for dead in and nightclub ". ( sorry hunnies not my best work, I tried)
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Hugo is covered in his own saliva I’m choking 😂😂😂😂
 
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