The birth story- its 2022 and imo is up the spout. Shes 50 weeks pregnant yup 50! Most women would never be pregnant this long but it took imo 2 and a half months to do a shite, think how long it takes to get a baby out of her. They have made a little crib in the drawer in the living room where she keeps the cotton pads and they bought some baby clothes off Depop. "Spence shall we do that thing we do that gets me excited, it might kick off labour " so they go for a walk and take pics outside strangers homes. They waddle down the road and spot a 2 bed detached with a Toyota yaris parked in the drive "wow spence look at that , that's the dream right there. Imagine the hallway " " well yeah mills you can tell just by looking at it that the hallways a good'en". Mills squats down to pose in front of the house.Oh dear theres a gush! "Spenny I've wet myself " " no mills your waters have gone look ". Spenny carries her to the nearest hospital. The staff in the labour hospital spot them arriving. "Its time " one says. This is d day, the day the labour and maternity staff have been dreading. Imo is screaming and spenny is distraught. " I think I need to push" squeals imo . The doctor examines her and tells her shes only 2cm dilated. They give her an epidural , pethidine , gas and air , morphine , paracetamol, every drug you can think of and imo is still in agony. She tells the staff that no other woman in the world has felt pain like this, only her. The door of the labour ward opens, the cavalry has arrived. Its bensalad in his PPE , yellow rubber gloves, his cake baking apron and a pair of goggles . "Dont worry" he says to the midwife, "I'll have this baby out in 5 minutes flat. Theres nothing I dont know about female anatomy and if you play your cards right I'll impregnate you later". Theres a squeal from down the hall , the midwife rushes to imo but it's ok she just overheard ben and can't cope " he loves it". Spenny isn't doing so well he usual positive but sometimes hes negative so hes not always positive. Hes still crying. Ben tells him pull himself together. They suddenly see two male junior doctors ruining down the hall looking traumatised, YOU KNOW dirty dee has arrived. "Those two are frigid aren't they" she says about the junior doctors. The time comes to push imo really cant cope. She screams and wails and hollers, bensalad is in between her legs trying to pull the poor mites head out and shouting "go on mills give her some welly" dirty dee shouts "go on mills get that fanny widened and try not to tit yourself " spenny is yelling "think of the see mills oh for the love of god THINK OF THE SEA". The baby is here! Spenny cries so much the have to put him on a drip coz he lost so much fluid from his body. Bensalad has given himself the title of sexiest grandad in Brighton. Dirty dee missed him coming out coz she was flashing one of the young doctors. Mills can't cope she says the baby is a reincarnation of her old dog making him Hugo's twin. The midwives tell mills the baby weighs 7 lbs and shes had a relatively easy birth. Mills picks up the vlog camera and tells the huns the baby was 15 lbs and the midwife said it was the worst most traumatic birth they'd ever seen. They name their son Baby Prince Twixton Spencer horton ii. Hugo comes to see his nephew and imo has got him a new toy and tells him it's from the baby so he doesn't get jealous. He tells the little one hes gonna teach him how to make banging tik toks when hes older. 2 days later they go home , spenny is still crying so imo expresses some breast milk to make him feel better. When the baby reaches age 5 he goes to live with uncle jacob and they never speak of him again.