Imogenation #12 This is the remix to ignition, we’re in bensalads kitchen

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Franbiggs123

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What was that about 👀

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shapaklyak55

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Lmao I knew that was not the smartest idea, but whatever's moving on with life and back to greasy Imo and red nose and chin Spenny
 
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Sunshineandshadows

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So last night I watched the Christmas tree video and it got me thinking about christmas with the Hudson/Horton tribe. Spenny and imo probably spend it at bensalads with him and hugo. Ranty Jacob says hes been bitten by a dog and got rabies so wont make it. They spend Christmas eve night there, spenny is the first to awake on Christmas morning. Hes got morning wood. Mills is still asleep as she had an horrific night, that darn anxiety was playing up again and she only got 10 hours sleep so he cant possibly ask her to sort him out and a DIY job would be cheating so he thinks of the sea, that's always gets him out of a tricky situation. Mills awakes from her slumber "omg its HUNMAS, you KNOW and if you dont know get to know". They check hugobee in his baby monitor, hes still spark out. They pile onto his bed and imo kisses his toes to wake him " merry hunmas my snugly wuggly baby boo boo" she says in her high pitched voice through gritted teet "let's see what's santas brought". Next the man of the moment bensalad crawls out of his pit. He had a shot of mulled wine last night so hes feeling rough. He has a tooth brush he brushes his teeth with one end and scratches his bum with the other. His left bollock is on show at the bottom of his y fronts but no matter, we are a very open family. They open presents hugobee got a tripod "aww sick now I can make some wicked content for tiktok , witches will love it bruv". Imo got a dairy free gluten free chocolate bar and spenny got a tshirt with imos face on it saying "property of mrs Horton " spenny cries. Bensalad also gets a personalised tshirt it has his own face on it which hes over the moon about and it says "bensalad -father, cake Baker and exquisite love maker". They cry over their presents until dinner time. Ben's put on quite the spread but alas , it's not gluten or lactose free and if imo cant eat it noone can. It goes in the bin.ben cries and feels like he failed her but she reminds him it's easy to forget, not like she ever talks about her stomach condition.they eat the twixs from the celebration box instead. Then it's time for a game of cluedo , ben says "it was bensalad in the bedroom with his massive weapon " well the room erupts into laughter and all you can hear is " he loves it" echoing across Brighton. Imo breaks down because she is over come with emotion over how lucky she is to have such a hilarious father. Imo then treats them to a version of silent night and hugo does a dance routine to eminem's "ass like that". They cuddle and all go to bed. Charlie the dog lies awake that night and wishes desperately someone would just bring him to a pound. I'm sorry if this is getting annoying I come up with these stories in my head and have to get them out 😂
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The 'bensalad - father, cake baker and exquisite love maker' had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and I spilt my brew all over me 😂
This is so bloody accurate. And im glad im not the only one who comes up with stories like this
 
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Oohthedrama

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How do you know when you get a warning
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a big clue is probably when your account is banned.

I’m only a mod here,
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boredinlockdown said:
I can still see your doggy comment on his IG 👏👏
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you’ve all been warned numerous times now, admin will delete this thread for good if it’s turning into what it became tonight, threads have been removed for less, especially if they’re full of trolls like *some* of you guys are showing yourself to be, it won’t be tolerated. Users who have been trolling have been removed.

shapaklyak55 said:
Lmao I knew that was not the smartest idea
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thousands on this thread and ONE user realised what a bleeping tit show it turned into.
good stuff 🤣

move on,
go back on topic, stop asking why comments have been removed and let the thread return to normal.
xx
 
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Quaranqueen

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I feel like someone from tattle should let us know what we did wrong,
Oohthedrama said:
a big clue is probably when your account is banned.

I’m only a mod here,
but be careful guys



you’ve all been warned numerous times now, admin will delete this thread for good if it’s turning into this, threads have been removed for less, especially if they’re full of trolls like *some* of you guys are showing yourself to be, it won’t be tolerated. Users who have been trolling have been removed.



thousands on this thread and ONE user realised what a bleeping tit show it turned into.
good stuff 🤣
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where do we find the rules? Don’t wanna break them unknowingly!
 
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Belles09

Belles09

What was the thing with Hugo and the dog and someone being reborn? I saw it commented a while back and was confused. What did she say?
 
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