Alkystair can do a "Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa". Hold everyone hostage with a can of Special Brew in one hand and a bomb in the other.Can we just double check if anyone has called in a bomb scare to a local radio station yet in protest about Eyan leaving ?..... If not someone call AlkyStair
Kaffbo can play the role of Lynn Benfield. In real life Kaffbo is becoming more and more like Lynn every week. So might as well go "full" Lynn.
Dumb Lolly was making out he was in "Upper First Class Premium VIP" but was only in premium economy. There's hardly any difference between premium economy and economy.I got near him he looked at me and smiled, and said "Have fun back there!" He wasn't even in business or first class, he was acting like an entitled prick just because he was in premium economy.
I would have asked him why isn't he in 1st class? Or flying on a private Gulfstream G5 jet if he's so important?