Just goes to show that her whole life is just full of posing. Iām taking it that Col has stopped working to be Laurenās full time cook, carer & photographer? Bet both exes are thinking theyāve had a lucky escape from these two.
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Thatās such a lovely dig. Excellent work. Lozza has spotted it too and is giving her best pass agg reply with the tinkly laugh and psychotic number of kisses after the Mommie Dearest-esque final sentence.
No chance of a looky likey with her huge honk!
Very long time ago a friends toddler pointed at a front cover of a magazine and said to his mum that I looked like that lady ( it was Kate ) We both burst out laughing as she only similar thing was our hair colour 
But somehow with Lauren you just know that she actually will believe this comment and probably tell the stories for years to come, how once upon the time sheād get mistaken for Catherine Princess of Wales.
But somehow with Lauren you just know that she actually will believe this comment and probably tell the stories for years to come, how once upon the time sheād get mistaken for Catherine Princess of Wales.
āyou are so brave doing thatā Lots of situations I can think of where that word applies to people, posing for paid content while Col runs after you isnāt one of them
This is what we have to remember. As ālovelyā and āmellowā and sickly sweet as she tries to come acrossā¦ she is actually arrogant enough and cocky enough to stand posing in public most days.
We all know how hard it can be to get just ONE good shot, it takes ages! So she must stand there posing for a looong time. I would die of embarrassment!
She will hate that someone has spotted her doing that.
And yes, that comment definitely has sly digs!
We all know how hard it can be to get just ONE good shot, it takes ages! So she must stand there posing for a looong time. I would die of embarrassment!
She will hate that someone has spotted her doing that.
And yes, that comment definitely has sly digs!
Love that comment. You can bet that person was immediately blocked. Itās very rare for Lauren to have any negative comments
Totally agree! I bet Lauren was scowling, grimacing & tutting like hell in between poses and moving because the āsun was too bright and the shade was too darkāThis is what we have to remember. As ālovelyā and āmellowā and sickly sweet as she tries to come acrossā¦ she is actually arrogant enough and cocky enough to stand posing in public most days.
We all know how hard it can be to get just ONE good shot, it takes ages! So she must stand there posing for a looong time. I would die of embarrassment!
She will hate that someone has spotted her doing that.
And yes, that comment definitely has sly digs!
that comment definitely spoilt some illusions there! No doubt ālucky colā gets the brunt of not getting perfect shot quicklyI detected a hint of sarcasm. A bit of a dig as to how long it took to get the perfect shot. So if Col is at home all day, what does he do?
Col does the cooking, the cleaning, the ironing looking after the boys (although I do suspect that her mother is with them a lot of the time), but most of his time is more likely taken up with filming and photographing Lauren -sheās his little pampered princess. I think they are both well suited to each other - they are so pretentious and clearly want to be viewed as āwealthyā and important. There is an air of arrogance from both of them.
I also wonder if heās quit the car salesmanās job as it was ruining the bylaurenwhatever image.
I imagine she earns enough money for the two of them. They hardly ever have to pay for anything themselves. Imagine free holidays, accommodation, free meals out, free clothing, free beauty and skincare products, even gifted Christmas presents to give to your family plus all the advertising fees from brands and commission from those sneaky aff links that she posts all the time. I donāt think Col has to work and is getting paid via Lauren - letās hope their marriage lasts because leaving a job to be an assistant to an influencer isnāt going to look so good.
The thing is though, surely there is a shelf life with being an 'influencer'? Normal people are already so sick of watching these twats being continually gifted with free stuff every day, wishing companies would give to those that actually need or deserve it. Something will surely replace instagram at some point in the future, and then what? I can't see Lady Lauren dancing about on TikTok, she couldn't possibly ever allow herself to let go. I just wonder what happens once this all comes crashing down, which hopefully it will as I bleeping hate influencers and their fake lives making others feel bad.
Will Col have to run back to Skoda with his tail between his legs? Will Lauren return to the counter of Bobby Brown? Hopefully we will find out on Season 2, of Lady QVC's The Pretend Life
Will Col have to run back to Skoda with his tail between his legs? Will Lauren return to the counter of Bobby Brown? Hopefully we will find out on Season 2, of Lady QVC's The Pretend Life
Yes, more and more people are just so sick of these people getting handed free things and never paying for anything. This wonāt go on forever and nor should it.
Eeerghhhā¦.that meconium coloured frumpy skirt and jumper is just horrific!
No amount of heeled boots and a look alike Birkin bag is going make it look anything other than a shapeless tit coloured sack!
No amount of heeled boots and a look alike Birkin bag is going make it look anything other than a shapeless tit coloured sack!
Agree and there she is again explaining why, in her eyes it just isnāt perfect. Itās creased. Ffs Lauren thatās what happens when you wear clothes. You canāt even see it in the photo. SHE IS SUCH A CONTROL FREAK.
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Itās all creased because itās made of crappy fabric
And itās not even just the photographing of the shot that takes forever. Think of all the hours it will have taken her to do her hair and make-up, outfit prep, travel, editing, replying to comments. Thatās a whole days work for just one crummy photo!! What a waste of a life .This is what we have to remember. As ālovelyā and āmellowā and sickly sweet as she tries to come acrossā¦ she is actually arrogant enough and cocky enough to stand posing in public most days.
We all know how hard it can be to get just ONE good shot, it takes ages! So she must stand there posing for a looong time. I would die of embarrassment!
She will hate that someone has spotted her doing that.
And yes, that comment definitely has sly digs!
Ugh, the diffuser by the bed is making me feel a bit wheezy! My mum loves scents and diffusers and stuff and I always feel like I can taste her house when I'm there. Not sure I could deal with a strong smell first thing.
Definitely throwing some shade!I think thereās a certain air of passive aggression to this comment
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