Hunters & Heels #7 Rented cottage & gurns galore. Sickly recipes & poses by the door.

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Thank you so much Lauren, I feel like a new world has been opened up to me. The world of eggs. Now that you have so expertly shown me how to scramble eggs my mind is blown. I had no idea how to do it before, not a clue, I thought it was so difficult. WHAT THE FECK IS THAT VOICE ABOUT?! She makes me want to vomit!
This is what Rosie Londoner does. These awful voiceovers. Lauren is always just imitating. Lashings of salmon, something Rosie would say in her hyper posh voice.

Check the Rosie Londoner thread and it’s full of comments about her latest reel.

Lauren appears more and more desperate to create this persona, this uber feminine, upper class, perfect wife and a mother that can do it all while wearing white linen. It must be utterly tiring!!
 
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This is what Rosie Londoner does. These awful voiceovers. Lauren is always just imitating. Lashings of salmon, something Rosie would say in her hyper posh voice.

Check the Rosie Londoner thread and it’s full of comments about her latest reel.

Lauren appears more and more desperate to create this persona, this uber feminine, upper class, perfect wife and a mother that can do it all while wearing white linen. It must be utterly tiring!!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it must be absolutely exhausting pretending to be something you aren’t.
 
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Col has been cheesy soft porn directing and filming again! Imagine him filming her taking a shower like this! 🤢🤣🤣
 
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Every little boy wants to see their mother showering and rubbing themselves down online for the world to see! 🤢 If she continues like this, her sons will be a laughing stock at secondary school! Anyone can view her IG account - teachers, parents, work colleagues, neighbours, friends - even the exes 😂
 
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Hahaha oh pissing myself at the latest reel 🤣 It reminded me of the first part of the Psycho shower scene, half expected Col to burst in dressed as his mum and the violins to start up 😱
 
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Seriously?!? Let’s leave the video ads to the marketing agencies to work on, please! Not the Instagram ‘influecers’! I’ll never be able to look at ‘Bamford’ products without seeing Lauren in the shower 🤢😷
 
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And there goes the end of me buying Bamford products.

All that fawning over Daylesford has paid off for our Laur getting to work with her “fave brand ever”
 
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Imagine having to keep the laughter in check if your kids went to the same school and you saw her in the playground this morning,,,,, she must be a complete laughing stock …. In the words of Meat Loaf - I’ll do anything for …money !
 
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Christ that was bum clenching viewing wasn’t it! I couldn’t watch for long as it was too cringy, she really does think a lot of herself to do this tit doesn’t she!!
 
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My toes are curling, that shower scene is so cringe. I used to love Bamford’s products but I will not be buying them again. Colin is such a fanny for filming this nonsense for her. What a big Ginny he is.
 
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My toes are curling, that shower scene is so cringe. I used to love Bamford’s products but I will not be buying them again. Colin is such a fanny for filming this nonsense for her. What a big Ginny he is.
I agree and find it all too much however I do think one of the reasons Lauren does well and probably gets ‘work’ is that ultimately how she advertises stuff is very professional. She actually does put some work in it ( and Colin 🤣 )

I watch some of the other influencers do a lazy bare minimum in slapping on some product in a messy bathroom, make tonnes of spelling mistakes etc and always think how on Earth do they get payed by these often high end companies.

This is not at all defending Lauren, I find her perfection exhausting and unrealistic but i think she is a very good businesswoman and she obviously takes these ads seriously. Her style is just so outdated.
 
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The 'Heeeeey' at the beginning of all her stories really goes through me.

Ugh she's just so smug
 
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She's clearly got her kids totally entertained with their wooden toys as i shower like The Flash. 3 mins, hair, pits, boobs and bum. And then i shower to the tune of "muuummm, where's the remote! My tablet doesnt work! Sophie ate my biscuitttt!! Stop hitting me!"

No slow mo tit, no cheesy spa music and definately no soft porn posing......

I sometimes think worwee and his brother are wind up dolls for her to get out to dress up and pose in the nearest cornfield with....
 
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And there goes the end of me buying Bamford products.

All that fawning over Daylesford has paid off for our Laur getting to work with her “fave brand ever”
I used to really love Daylesford and Bamford products and the ethos and simplicity behind them. Lauren has wormed her way in by buying and tagging a few candles and snapping herself at their ‘favourite place’ and credit to her it has worked. The trouble is most of her followers are not really the Daylesford market and they have consequently made the brand look cheap and tacky. The last time I went there before Christmas, it was dirty and the food in the restaurant average at most. They are losing their usp big time. I see she is working on Sims Hilditch too - who now comment on all her posts - cue some longed for Neptune freebies before long, she has name dropped them enough and its paying off. I will never understand why a respected interior designer would bother with Lauren- hardly for the interior content which is primarily sponsored by Next.

The 'Heeeeey' at the beginning of all her stories really goes through me.

Ugh she's just so smug
🤢🤢🤢
 
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