- Notice
Omg why would it occur to ANYONE to post about using a kettle for a coffee?! Wow.....too much time on her hands for sure!
I’m going to Santorini tomorrow - might dress in beige and try to crash the wedding
malibu skies
VIP Member
And here we go again…anyone fancy taking a bet what comes next?
Am I the only one that genuinely doesn’t even think her house is very nice?! It has zero personality and I don’t understand how she’d have more than 2000 Instagram followers. Her stories are just over the top sharing everything she’s mentioned in which NO followers want to see. Just reply to them privately?!?
youreallpathetic
New member
haha, yes i agree with you. that poor guy is always getting everything wrong in her eyes, there’s no way that ring would be good enough if he had chosen it himself. i’m 95% positive the whole thing was staged to look like it was a surprise.I am so here for your detective workthey’ve been together something like 10 years, how much of a surprise can an engagement be at that point?
I also think it’s really odd that they went back to Cornwall twice in such a short space of time when it’s a good 4/5 hour drive
i don’t understand the need for going on so many holidays in such a short amount of time? it wouldn’t surprise me if they were gifted to be honest. i go to the same hairdresser as her and she even got her hair done for free by them.
Hahahaha Mal-come-and-put-some-panels-up. That's killed me off this morning.
I unfollowed her because the pointless floods of stories were irritating me, looks like she's still boring as hell.
You took the words right out of my mouth… maybe when she said ‘someone said I look like im wasting away’ she missed out a few key words and really they said “someone said that i looked like I was very very very very very slowly wasting away and if I continued to lose weight, I’d be a size 8 in about 2 years’
RoundTheTwist
VIP Member
Noone wants to see his shit stained tiny pecker! Imagine if he dared to post any unflattering angle or pic of her. She would probably come down with another migraine!
RoundTheTwist
VIP Member
Even her baking and snacks are beige 
poor Malcolm must be a few pennies short of a quid to put up with that level of boring for life.
poor Malcolm must be a few pennies short of a quid to put up with that level of boring for life.
Cloffsandtings
Member
Ah yes I forgot to mention the FM nonsense. She is so braggy with it to try and encourage people to sign up to make HER money! Greed, greed, greed. I hate mlm schemes.Ohh god yes the constant poutingand the voice she is common as muck by sounds of it when the mask falls. Is she a Brummie do we know just wondering as she massively tries to change accent as you said? And she’s another pyramid scheme scammer too
Also she seems quite touchy about clothes sizing. She’s posted a loungewear set today and said it’s a 10/12 - nothing at all wrong with that but she made a point of saying she’d tied it at the back because you know it was just so big on her!
What annoys me is that stupid pout, god she loves herself.
Love the dog but I find Laura annoying, she comes across as braggy. Xmas before last she got an YSL bag from her bloke Malcolm and last xmas she's banging on about Dyson products and the other day she posted a story and happened to have her designer bag in the shot.
I dare say many of these home instagrammers buys their own followers and are then surprised when they reach a certain milestone with the gifted congratulatory balloons.
Love the dog but I find Laura annoying, she comes across as braggy. Xmas before last she got an YSL bag from her bloke Malcolm and last xmas she's banging on about Dyson products and the other day she posted a story and happened to have her designer bag in the shot.
I dare say many of these home instagrammers buys their own followers and are then surprised when they reach a certain milestone with the gifted congratulatory balloons.
RoundTheTwist
VIP Member
Our thread has gone as dry as her personality. Only so many times she can post her nappy crotch boomerang in the gym, and another gousto pasta meal. Surely she's losing followers now? I don't even watch anymore, just skip past all her posts and stories.
RoundTheTwist
VIP Member
So comfy apparently. Those toes are gripping on for dear life!Why so tense, Laura?
---
youreallpathetic
New member
i know, i would say she looks average too. not to sound like i’m body shaming at all, but have you seen her when she tucks all her clothes in? someone else mentioned it in this thread but how weird does she look when she tucks things in.. you can actually see her belly when she tucks stuff in and it just looks so strange like her body looks so weird and off i can’t explain it. i mean of course most of us have a belly but the way she chooses to style her clothes just baffles me lolI don’t understand this. Cause she doesn’t look tiny and petite either? I actually think she just looks an average weight and shape
also i forgot to add, she literally only posts outfits and fashion stuff just to push her affiliate codes lol. i’ve also noticed she literally never goes shopping anymore, most likely because her followers are paying for her gousto orders by constantly using her referral code which gets her money off. i noticed whenever she shares her gousto code from a screenshot of her app, she covers up the part where gousto says how much money she gets off when someone uses her code
.
uokhun?!
Active member
I find it quite sad that she is waiting for her professional photos, does she ever just live in the moment? Life isn't Instagram!! My favourite wedding photos are the candid ones I didn't even know were being taken!
The fact she's asked for them to be rushed back to her within a week of getting married too...privileged much
The fact she's asked for them to be rushed back to her within a week of getting married too...privileged much
RoundTheTwist
VIP Member
The skinny ankle grazers really emphasize it. Needs to take a leaf out of beigey babes leg routine to bulk them out a bit!By the looks of it, he definitely skips leg day too