Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #18 Mac Donald’s Monday, gravy boat Sunday, piece of fruit? No way!

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She was a fuckin annoying dickhead that tuned my into a Marnie fan, when she’s the blandest bitch Iv ever set eyes on Glad I don’t need to pretend to give a fuck about that snooze fest family anymore.
Something that makes me confused though is …. Why does Chet’s brother speak like he’s from up north somewhere and Chet is a proper NE Londoner

And why won’t Chet marry egghead?
 
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she’s bad enough with his money now never mind being legally entitled to it I wonder if she is on the mortgage
 
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I thought maybe a name change?

She was a fuckin annoying dickhead that tuned my into a Marnie fan, when she’s the blandest bitch Iv ever set eyes on
Why ya talking about Marnie? this isn’t a Marnie thread stop talking about her
 
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Gosh are we up for another day of Ellun’s gringe stories
Chet get back home so this can stop.
 
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Wow she's really trying to prove something isn't she. Look chet, look at me saying hi to the babies in the morning
 
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That story has to be the cringiest one yet . I felt embarased watching it for her. That fake bloody smile and stupid voice
 
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Do you think the women neighbours have a separate group chat where they slate Ellun? If she was mine, I definitely would.
 
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That video would be enough to make me dump her if I was chet what the fuck
 
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Can someone post the screenshots from Elluns stories pls since I’m missing them
 
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Elluns story translated is basically: "fuck you Chet, I'll look after the kids whilst you get off your head, see how much I'm enjoying it you cunt"
 
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Bloody hell she’s never been so active, really tryna prove a point to Chet I cringe at people that call going for a hot chocolate and a cake at costa a ‘date’ it’s not a date you cunt, you are just dragging your kids there
 
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It's Ocean on the roundabout for me never seen a child look so miserable at the park, she's clearly only been stuck on for the quick insta story
 
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Anyone else surprised her bananas weren't clearly labelled as being from Waitrose or M&S on the latest reel. Could confuse us all and think they might be from Lidl, God forbid.
 
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Why does she always think she’s invented something new? Last year it was a thermometer and now it’s baked oats
 
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Why does she always think she’s invented something new? Last year it was a thermometer and now it’s baked oats

These are not just any baked oats, these are mum of 2 angel babies on a permanent sugar high M&S baked oats.
 
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Helen had made baked oats and has posted the oats x7 times and think’s she is mary berry the children enjoy the oats because they are 99% chocolate
 
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