Helen Briggs and Chet Sket #26 Helen's at home doing the chores, while Chet has Jem Lucy down on all fours.

Parkinson1907 · Jul 6, 2023

Poor elvis looks so depressed already

LouLou10 · Jul 6, 2023

notforeveryone said:
I think he’s over compensating because .. well I’m not gonna rate children cos that’s odd but I think he knows how left out Elvis has been ( and beaten)
Also he’s always away with the fairies.

I think it’s just him over compensating on that AND the fact that none of them are conventionally pretty or cute with their beluga esk qualities, I can put money on that their clothes get a lot of compliments from people who are trying to find a nice thing to say.

Apart from the b&m fanbase.

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Babe the hair police here are gonna COME for you them curls’s from last nights milk are a stressful topic here

Whoops

NoseyParker24 · Jul 7, 2023

Here he goes… Selling his size 7 trainers again

cc111 · Jul 7, 2023

I can't believe he's a size 7 shoes such a girl size bet he has such a tiny sausage

jazzy22 · Jul 7, 2023

cc111 said:
I can't believe he's a size 7 shoes such a girl size bet he has such a tiny sausage

Yes he does have a small podgy piece

stargirl23 · Jul 7, 2023

He’s a size 7? Im 5 ft 3 and a size 6, that gives me the ick

Rose94 · Jul 7, 2023

How tall is he? I reckon he’s propa small in real life (in more than one way apparently)

e.l.lofthouse · Jul 7, 2023

Chet is proof that the bigger the shoe size the bigger the dick. With his junior sized feet and mini sausage willy.

Shamelesshorse · Jul 7, 2023

@IamMyaJ how tall would you say Chet was in person??

Dollybird · Jul 8, 2023

Shamelesshorse said:
@IamMyaJ how tall would you say Chet was in person??

He’s about 5ft9/5ft 10 with his platform trainers on . I’ve met him a couple times . He has a long torso and short legs lol no I haven’t shagged him just been at same places

PumpkinxQueen · Jul 8, 2023

Omfg as if she’s claiming Elvis is fully potty trained it takes an average of 6 months to fully potty train, but somehow a mute child who’s in his own little world did it in a matter of weeks? She literally has the most intelligent children evarrrr.

Ocean really is that kid. I understand her behavior is entirely down to how she’s raised, but I genuinely could not cope with her for 5 mins, she is going to be an absolute nightmare when she goes to school.

sugarprincess · Jul 8, 2023

stargirl23 said:
He’s a size 7? Im 5 ft 3 and a size 6, that gives me the ick

Totally !! I’m a size 6 shoe at 5ft tall !!!

fiedwrdsx · Jul 8, 2023

I hate big feet I’d rather my man be a size 7 am I weird? I’m only a size 4 so maybe thats why

mchammerr · Jul 8, 2023

PumpkinxQueen said:
Omfg as if she’s claiming Elvis is fully potty trained it takes an average of 6 months to fully potty train, but somehow a mute child who’s in his own little world did it in a matter of weeks? She literally has the most intelligent children evarrrr.

Ocean really is that kid. I understand her behavior is entirely down to how she’s raised, but I genuinely could not cope with her for 5 mins, she is going to be an absolute nightmare when she goes to school.

6 months mine must be geniuses then

Rubywoooo · Jul 8, 2023

Mine were definitely fully potty trained in less than 6 months (clearly geniuses ) howeverrrrr didn't Chet just put a story on a few days ago of her loading up their boot with size 6 nappy's... I know Peach is a unit but surely not that big I dunno why she has to try so hard to have them do everything, she always gets caught out. She claimed ocean was potty trained but Chet still had instas of her in a nappy. Doesn't matter when they are it's just the lies I don't get

Dansgonemad · Jul 8, 2023

PumpkinxQueen said:
Omfg as if she’s claiming Elvis is fully potty trained it takes an average of 6 months to fully potty train, but somehow a mute child who’s in his own little world did it in a matter of weeks? She literally has the most intelligent children evarrrr.

Ocean really is that kid. I understand her behavior is entirely down to how she’s raised, but I genuinely could not cope with her for 5 mins, she is going to be an absolute nightmare when she goes to school.

She just waffles pure shit. People who lie about little pointless things like that grind on me more that those who lie over big things!
He's fully potty trained in the same way that Ocean has been without a dummy for months and how her kids sleep 7-7 every single night

IamMyaJ · Jul 8, 2023

He is probably about 5” 7 I don’t know but he has really short stubby legs like worse in person

e.l.lofthouse · Jul 8, 2023

mchammerr said:
6 months mine must be geniuses then

My kid did it over a bank holiday weekend... It was shit weather so we just had him in pants and after a few accidents, he was taking himself off to do it on the loo. That was just during the day though. He was on pull ups at the nighttime though. I think it depends how you do it. Not sure we're allowed to talk about our own kids though on here, people get funny if it gets "Mumsnet"

Sinderella · Jul 8, 2023

cc111 said:
I can't believe he's a size 7 shoes such a girl size bet he has such a tiny sausage

My 13 year old nephew is a size 7

lap · Jul 8, 2023

e.l.lofthouse said:
Chet is proof that the bigger the shoe size the bigger the dick. With his junior sized feet and mini sausage willy.

It’s not true. I know a tall 6ft1 size 11 feet man with a skinny 6 inch lol

Helen Briggs and Chet Sket #26 Helen's at home doing the chores, while Chet has Jem Lucy down on all fours.

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