Helen Briggs and Chet Sket #25 Behhbes Elvis Ocean and Peach can’t stop their dad going to Ocean Beach

[Aldean37]

I’m sorry but celebs should not be allowed to try and flog this stupid app as a method of contraception. It’s sooo friggin dangerous and the amount of unwanted pregnancies it must cause. Literally these z listers will flog anything for a few quid

 

[Doratheexplorer]

Her baby is 3 months old. She looks better than I did when my baby was still so tiny

How did you know her baby is 3 months old?? She never mentions that …?

 

[SunshineRae]

OMG did he call it St PANCREAS station??

 

[jazzy22]

Why the hell is Chet taking Elluns mum to turkey to get her teef done? LOL what a weird set up that family have

 

[4fourHon]

Agree she's got an amazing body but why is her head so large

 

[georgiamay59]

Sorry but the rug is horrible, so random to put her hallway console table in here too

I actually love the rug… but I thought it was someone else’s house is that the old tv room with the black wall?

 

[justheretoread99]

Remind me never to go to Tenerife it looks horrible

To be fair Tenerife is a beautiful island, it’s just the chavs that go there and ruin it.

 

[Sticky One]

Yeah Helen’s mum was at their house the evening of the wedding for sure. Fingers crossed Alison logs back into her tattle account and updates us on the drama

 

[Cocoluna]

Egg doesn’t want chet cutting his hair coz he looks more Italian with it long. Wtf is this woman’s obsession with people looking Italian?

 

[Boooooodue]

Where are you seeing these photos!!!!!

I stalked the best man’s instagram and found his girlfriend through his profile and she uploaded it to her story

 

[SC1990]

"I'm really into skincare lately" yeah coz you're getting paid to advertise it. Funny that

 

[bethanybee]

When is the last time he took Helen out for dinner? Date night? Family day just them lot? Yet he’s got time to swan off out with those two freaks 5 mins after making fake friends with them again

 

[georgiamay59]

I hope Chet goes on more trips with Alison
Chalison 4ver beeeebehhhsss

Coach trip - can you imagine

 

[Elle Woods]

Why they trying so hard recently with these reels trying to be funny

Is it bad I actually find some of Chets tiktoks/reels funny

 

[Dollybird]

All the marks and Spencer’s , farrow and ball paint , the smeg appliances etc and this is their holiday

Egg know your place what a shit holiday

 

[SilverGlitter22]

I think party sausage chet is 2 pumps and a squirt as well

 

[whyhellothere83]

Wtf is chet’s hair

 

[Idkwhyimhere]

I know I'm being pedantic but I hate when they say 3 under 3, Ocean was already 2 before Elvis was born so they never had 2 under 2 and she was 3 before peach was born so they've never had 3 UNDER 3. They've got three 3 and under. But hey ho

I also cannot grasp why they never do anything alone! Their first family holiday and they've gone with another family- I just don't get it!

ocean and elvis are 13 months apart
Remember her instagram bio

 

[e.l.lofthouse]

That latest vid, about how she's cool Chet talking to lasses. No you're not Helen. You don't even like talking to him, never mind Olivia and her inhaler-sprouting fanny. And the "slap"... Remember when she attacked that lass on Bromans and borrower Chet shat himself when that lad started? Bullying prick she is. About as much personality as a Dettol wipe.

 

[Dollybird]

Has Helen had her lips dissolved or is it just her massive nogin???

I swear her head grows bigger, like the queen of hearts with such a bulbous head . It’s an abnormally large egg head .