Helen Briggs and Chet Sket #25 Behhbes Elvis Ocean and Peach can’t stop their dad going to Ocean Beach

[mrsknowqiitall]

That rug is about the only bit of personality in the house

 

[mchammerr]

It’s fucking pathetic him doing that. Trying his best to say look I’m still one of the lads it’s embarrassing mate get back to the mini disco with your kids

 

[IamMyaJ]

Anyone remember the candle incident

 

[OrcaRed]

Helen will always remind me of this

 

[Idk88]

Chet trying on suits.... is that for Casey and Marnie's wedding this weekend? (I think it's this weekend)

ETA: it is. It's the same place Casey went to get his suit. He's not best man or groomsman is he?

 

[jazzy22]

Yeah it’s not funny. The first thing you’d do if you see your small kid doing that is pull them off it. Not stand there filming but this is micro peen doing what he does best. The holiday has been a shit show and he’s really gone above and beyond being a wanker

 

[windowwatcher]

What is Helen feeding Peach?

Chets protein bars lol

 

[Dansgonemad]

It's all very quiet on the gram today isn't it. Bet Helen has put his cases outside the apartment door for him I literally have zero sympathy for her, she's chose that man child. You'll only be treated how you allow yourself to be treated. Let's face it she must really REALLY love M&S to put up with his teenage wannabe self and keep breading more of his off spring

 

[immyXx]

I still cannot believe they called him ELVIS

 

[Luckycorr13]

Like to think of myself as a Tenerife veteran and can confirm they are staying in an absolute shit show block of apartments

 

[bubbles?99]

Omg chets story showing helens mums teeth and putting that sound over it ffs

 

[OrcaRed]

Chet will do anything for a piss up.

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

Lorddddt. Peach is not a peach. 🫣 sry not sry

 

[misstatletail]

What shit minging holiday is this how the mighty have fallen hey looks an absolute dive. Why is he out doing jägers? Wow. I’d literally decapitate my fella (ofc he knows better) i would have at least expected Bahia principie as decent family hotel that doesn’t cost the earth….

 

[stargirl23]

Wtf is chet’s hair

Why is the other person next to him in trainers

 

[Twinklestar]

Least Allison can keep an eye on Chet and the Chipolata whilst he is away

Imagine if they were having an affair tho 🫣

 

[Dollybird]

View attachment 2087046 Dumbest question ever but who is Jazz Diebelius?A mystery as to why chet wasn’t seemingly on the same table as his parents for the reception?

Manager at the top table and chet at the back? This was all for publicity . All for the magazine deal . The people invited are so random . I didn’t think marnie and Jem Lucy were mates ? Although chet knows her v well

 

[bethanybee]

I can’t see coral going. She seems the most real out of the bunch and not willing to get involved in the toxic drama that’s always happening in that family. Marnie has posted things on Instagram about her before and she’s never stopped as low as her to publicly respond…she must have some willpower lol

 

[Little Bear]

Defo been putting away the baby rice in her bed time bottle so ellun can clock off at 6pm

 

[Bradylo]

Guyssssss, I need to tell you about my dream.

So I went to The Rwange shopping and for some reason there was a soft play upstairs, so I take my eldest and Chet is there. No lie we start talking about fucking speech delays in our kids.

I should really stay off tattle before bedtime ffs.