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WELCOME TO THREAD #7:
Roller skatin’, responsibility hatin’, constant redecoratin’, bogey flickin’... Quirkez
(Sorry couldn't fit the Quirkerz part in the title due to character limits)
Big thank you to @ChishandFips for the title suggestion!
(40 votes)
Let's have a recap and get right to the good stuff!
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WELCOME TO THREAD #7:
Roller skatin’, responsibility hatin’, constant redecoratin’, bogey flickin’... Quirkez
(Sorry couldn't fit the Quirkerz part in the title due to character limits)
Big thank you to @ChishandFips for the title suggestion! (40 votes) Let's have a recap and get right to the good stuff!
PREVIOUS THREAD: HERE
PREVIOUS THREAD SUMMARY:
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STILL SICK AND STILL GOING OUT
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- At the end of thread #5 QUIRKERZ was going out while having a bad 'cold', she was taking sore throat medicine and had jump cut coughing fits in her videos – yet was still going out, she did not get tested for the coronavirus and she did not self isolate
- She got backlash for going out while knowingly sick, and deleted a lot of the criticising comments
- Thread #6 sees QUIRKERZ still sick and still going out with a variety of different people, she shot her music video with a group of people where not one of them had a mask on
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BREAK UP BINGO
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With QUIRKERZ's relationship with FILDO hanging on like a thread, she's started to perform the same old break up routine, so let's play Break Up Bingo! (thanks @Albert_Chris)
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NEW OLD HAIR
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- Credit to @Alaskaxveil who called this in the last thread after QUIRKERZ had just announced that FILDO had just moved out
- QUIRKERZ's break up routine hair make over she decided to get a brand new hair colour, which turned out exactly like her hair colour she had during lockdown
- Says in her Vlog that balayage makes her look more “rock and roll” (spoiler: it doesn't)
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ONLY OWNS ONE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR
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- Decides to tell her IG audience about how she got caught in her pants peeping on a man outside, cos she's well quirky
- Her only pair of undies seem to always have to make some sort of appearance in her IG videos and stories (example #1, example #2, example #3, example #4, example #5, example #6)
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NICOLETTA'S BACK TO TEACH HER HOW TO LIVE HER 70S ROLLER SKATING DREAM
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- As her usual break up habits go, QUIRKERZ gets back in contact with Nicoletta to go skating
- Goes roller skating once then buys herself a pair of £100+ roller skates, even though she can't actually skate
- She's now using Nicoletta to teach her how to roller skate
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GOES TO A DANCE CLASS WITH NO BRA ON – OOP! OUT POPS THE TIT!
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- Went to a dance class at her gym, stomping around, arms swinging and her unsupported boobs flapping about, and a few nip slips because she's well quirky
- The gym decided to have 18 people indoors when the current COVID guidelines for exercise is the rule of 6
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REDECORATES YET ANOTHER ROOM.... AGAIN
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- Decides to redecorate the office for the 10th time, this time she wants to make her already dedicated filming space and office into...... a dedicated filming space and office!
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BEN THIS, BEN THAT, BEN LOOK! HAVE I SHOWN YOU MY twit?
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- Since 'on the verge of breaking up' with FILDO, QUIRKERZ has become obsessed with all things BAND and BANDMATE BEN
- She invites him over to watch her try on the teeny weeny ill fitting costume, asks him how she looks, constantly had her hands covering her fanny, shows him that she's wearing spanx and kept going on about how she might need to wear a thong, it was all very weird and inappropriate
- As QUIRKERZ had released her Girl Garth Halloween 'costume' on IG, she demands that BANDMATE BEN watch Wayne's World with her and has to ask him “who dun it betta?” (He does not care)
- QUIRKERZ has a history with her homewrecker vibes around BANDMATE BEN, back in her July 2018 vlog (8 LITRES OF MAGARITA? (EPIC GARDEN PARTY)) she goes up to (pre-BANDMATE) BEN and his girlfriend and tells him that “apparently he's her boyfriend”, BEN looks at her awkwardly and says that it's a bit weird and how they she shouldn't say that in front of his girlfriend. A short while later QUIRKERZ points to BEN and says to everyone “that's my boyfriend! Hi boyfriend!!!”
- Refers to her BAND like her and BANDMATE BEN are a couple, by labelling tit on their Instagram as “His n Hers”
-Bought BANDMATE BEN matching platform shoes for their music video.... but from the clips she's posted it seems as though he refused to wear them
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APHETOR GAMES ARE STILL LAUGHING AT HER
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- The previous threads highlighted how awful of an edit QUIRKERZ was getting, and Aphetor are still posting awful photos of QUIRKZ, this time pulling a hilariously bad expression
- Also posted on twitter a “how it started/how it ended” meme with Helen's pictures
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THE HILARIOUS ILL FITTING COSTUME AND BOOTS THAT JUST WON'T ZIP UP
Source: A Halloween Lush Haul, New Hair & A Music Video (Youtube) Date: 13 Oct 2020
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- Orders a size 8 – 12 costume for her music video, despite actually being a size 16+
- Orders boots which won't zip up because her legs are too thick
- Films in a the Urban Jungle garden centre, in her teeny costume pushing a shopping cart around while BANDMATE BEN trots along behind – because she's well quirky
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BORING HALLOWEEN COSTUME TUTORIALS
Source: IGTV
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- Girl Garth Costume: Basically QUIRKERZ dancing around thinking she's the quirky tit to Foxy Lady, dressed as she normally does, with her old blonde hair and normal make up.
- Midsommar May Queen: Cheap ASOS summer dress, no bra, boobs flopping about and a crappy DIY crown
- Red Devil: Where she paints her face red, sticks on some ready made face gems, and wears a devil horned hairband, and put on her regular clothes. Ground breaking. For her quirky teaser video she mimes along, holding a beer can in her hand and shoving three cigarettes in her gob. She then tries to come across as if she hates smoking by telling people it was “disgustang”
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YET MORE EXCUSES TO DRINK
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- Filmed the first day of Cunny Dronezzz music video, posts on IG “That's a wrap!”, and naturally celebrated by drinking a bunch of alcohol
- Filming continued the the next day, and of course she had to have a pint as a 'prop' because she's a raging alcoholic
- She did a dance class
- She's watching a boring TV show
- In her Vlogtober #3 video she had to pop open a bottle for “being brave” at Alton Towers....
- It's WEDNESDAY WINE DAY!
- It's time to bake Halloween themed cakes
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THE SELF CONFESSED SEX ADDICT WHO NEVER GOT SOME
Source: Quick Fire Assumptions – Answering Your Assumptions About Me (YouTube)
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- In her Quick Fire Assumptions video she claimed she was a sex addict
- Her obsession about telling the world about her recent 'sexual awakening' and 'sex addiction' - along side her showing off her growing freebie dildo collection - is her way of overcompensating for the fact that she never got any from ex-husband Maff and would always complain and joke about never having sex in her videos ( example #1 | example #2 | example #3)
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STILL BEING A witch TO JOSIE
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- Did an bizarre IG story where she seemed to complain about looking so tan with an IG filter on, despite having actually done an awful fake tan a few days before, and then zoomed into Josie's face and said that she still looked like the colour of the moon (referring to the hideous nickname Moon Face she gave Josie, we also discovered that “Moon Face” is actually a name given to a medical condition – making Helen's name calling seem even more cruel and callous)
- Purposely violates Josie's privacy by filming Josie's new home with it's unusual, but very recognisable front door. (Funny she had the gall not so long ago to claim that Tattle was the one who were 'violating privacy', I think you're doing a fine job of that yourself Helga...)
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PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL AND STOP LOOKING AT THE CAMERA, YOU DANGEROUS DICKHEADED DRIVER
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- Filmed herself looking at the camera for long periods of time, and barely holding the wheel - sometimes not holding it at all - whilst driving on her Instagram story (soruce #1 | source #2)
- QUIRKERZ has a history of displaying unsafe driving in her videos in her ROAD RAGE video she was filmed eating a full on fucking meal, full on illegally driving whilst shovelling food on a fork into her gob whilst bombing it down the wrong lane on the motorway. Then has road rage at another driver because she was insisting in sticking to constantly driving in the overtaking lane, causing other drivers to have to undertake her. People commented at the time and she insisted that she didn't do anything wrong because she was in the “fast lane”, when really there is no fast bleeping lanes (lane 1 is routine driving, lane 2 and 3 are for over taking – QUIRKZ you might want to brush up on the highway code and middle lane hogging
- QUIRKERZ has many a video about damaging her car. It may come as no surprise that it took her 4 tries to pass her driving test...
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OVERSIZE ERRRRRRTHANG!!!
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- Could the too-big-ness of her furniture be the key to constantly being dumped? (also... we're going to need a doctor for this burnnnnn)
- Finally buys her dogs a plush dog bed after tattle complained about the tiny plastic bucket she had for them, and sticking with her favourite theme - the damn thing is fooking huge
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crappy CONTENT GETS crappy VIEWS
Source: How to Shoot And Edit Reels, IGTV & TIKTOK (YouTube) | Date: 15 Oct 2020
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- QUIRKERZ puts out a how to video on the absolute basics of how to film transitions such as how to jump, how to click your fingers and how to dropping a shoe. Yup.
- Says that all this super duper hard work takes her 25 minutes to do in total
- Seriously thought that this would be amazing content and asked people if they wanted to see more
- The video only gained 4,400 views in 24 hours
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DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MY BANNNNNNND?
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- As QUIRKERZ and BANDMATE BEN set off on their journey with their new BAND, Tattle takes a look back at QUIRKERZ's best musical moments:
* The God Awful Latitude 2013 Performance
*When she forced her Mr Shoe's co-workers to hear her screeching her song and gushed about how it was FAMOUS with them, and how they sung it ALL THE TIME, yet none of the fuckers knew the words
- Recently she tried to promote her band on twitter to her 101k followers, but got no response and only 2 followers on her band account in 2 days.
- After reposting the band promotion on twitter, she now has a whopping 80 followers
- In her Vlogtober #3 video she mentions how she had to stop working half way through doing a mascara tutorial for IGTV to take a BAND MEETING, where she had managers and PR and “all the crazy tit that comes with releasing a single” ....yes, she really believes she's a rock star and they've already made it to the big time.
- Has announced that her new single “BEEE KEWL” is coming out November 4th, and as we take a sneak peek at the track we realise it's the same frigging song as she showed herself recording almost a year ago
- QUIRKERZ has a natural talent for writing lyrics to her songs – by repeating the same words over and over again
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HELGA THE OLD PUMPKIN LADY
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- QUIRKERZ fashion becomes even more tragic, with QUIRKERZ morphing into an old lady, then slowly started transforming herself into a full on pumpkin because SHE LOVES AUTUMN SOOOO MUCH!
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MORE CRINGE SEX ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WHO LOVES UNSAFE SEX
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- QUIRKERZ randomly retweeted an old podcast that she was on (over a year ago), talking about all things contraception – despite admitting in a YouTube video that she likes to be naughty and go without contraceptives
- Goes on a ramble about how she went on the pill at 15/16 for her migraines, blamed her GP for not explaining what the pill was, and then went on to say nothing positive about contraceptives
- She didn't know if the pope was catholic
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COMPLAINS ABOUT FILDO THE PART-TIME DILDO
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- Makes FILDO come over to cook her dinner, and complains on IG that it's late and she still hasn't had her dinner
- Also complains excessively about watching FILDO's favourite TV show, and then again the following week later
- Previously, FILDO has not allowed QUIRKERZ to do things such as; eat a late lunch and label her own storage bins. Now QUIRKERZ says that FILDO wouldn't allow her to get a couple of guinea pigs
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ALTON TOWERS PRESS TRIP
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- Goes to Alton Towers with FILDO, doesn't bother wearing the free mask
- Whilst promoting the rides, she decided to take a picture of her and FILDO putting their middle fingers up at a ride that she didn't like..... great family friendly advertising there, QUIRKZ
- Didn't get accommodation like other influencers, instead had to book her own BnB down the road
- In here Vlogtober #3 video QUIRKERZ complained that FILDO was “chevron policing her” because she “kept forgetting” to social distance in the ride queues, even though it was clearly marked
- She also mentioned that “the only annoying thing about COVID” was having to have her precious pick n mix in a pre packed container, QUIRKERZ loves to stuff her dirty piss hands and booger fingers all around the pig n mix trough just to find her own perfect crushed-animal-tissue-and-bone gelatin goodies
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HOW TO HALLOWEEN WHEN YOU'RE IN A DEADEND RELATIONSHIP
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Source: How to Halloween At Home | Decor, Food, Activities! (YouTube) | Date: 26 Oct 2020
- Put out a lacklustre HOW TO video, of creating a Halloween party at home, where she put up a few decorations, cooked a batch of brownies, made pizza and watched a scary movie
- Bought her and FILDO matching skeleton onesies because she loves making people match with her
- The body language between her and FILDO was so frosty, even when she tried to laugh with him, he just looked so bored
- Kept repeating the word “Ortumnuwl” (Autumnal) every 5 bleeping seconds
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ALL THE DIGS
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- MARK seemingly takes a swipe at QUIRKERZ about accountability on IG and alcoholism
- QUIRKERZ seemingly takes a dig at Josie's band HEX Friends by sticking her middle sausage finger up at the HEX ride at Alton Towers
- Grace's 28th Birthday happened and she posted a “cut people out your life” IG story, seemingly about. QUIRKERZ. QUIRKERZ never bothered to post a happy birthday publicly to Grace (although she made sure she posted one for Grace's boyfriend Andrew a month or two ago). Grace unfollowed Helen's main account.
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GRACE OLIVIA SUSAN: Pink hair, orange face, filming poor Janine, what a dis-Grace
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- Grace has mentioned gossip sites in the past and recently went on a high and mighty moral rant about how she's against bullying and how she used to do that tit when she was 13 / 14....
....which is interesting because:
- 8 months prior to that bullying rant, Grace posted stories on her Instagram about a woman she decided to name “Janine” (link to post)
- Grace bitched about “Janine” constantly parking near her house to pick her kids up from school. Grace's house was situated a couple of doors away from a school, and the road she lives on has public street parking
- Grace would complain about the parking, yet would show her own car sitting directly opposite, and parked outside her neighbours house - showing that she really doesn't have an issue with finding spaces when she needs to
- Grace spent days and hours of her precious time stalking “Janine”, waiting at the window for her to arrive and would then film where “Janine” had parked, and then would zoom in on “Janine” smoking on the corner, waiting for the kids to come out.
- Grace leaked the kids school as well as zooming into “Janine's” car, and number plate multiple times
- She also filmed “Janine's” kids and husband as they walked to the car and got in
- Grace would shout that “Janine” was a “bleeping witch” and a “piece of bleeping tit”
- She also walked down to the school to show exactly where “Janine” stood to have a cigarette whilst waiting for her kids
- “Body positive” Grace would then shame larger lady “Janine” for wearing leggings
- These 40+ stories of “Janine” eventually made it into a highlight on Grace's Instagram page
Some of the posts have been reported to Instagram, and they have removed some of the stories.
Grace's bullying of “Janine” was incredibly vile, she purposely filmed this stranger, her number plate, her children, their school, all for Grace's amusement to 'entertain' her tiny audience with a rant and for her then to complain about gossip sites talking about her bum buddy of the moment is rich.
Grace - here we may talk and gossip about Helen's questionable, problematic behaviours and poor fashion choices, but the difference is that we talk about things Helen chooses to post and show her audience herself (and believe it or not sometimes we're actually positive), we don't hide round the corner waiting to stalk her or film children related to her, her number plate, car, home address and college she 'works' at has never been leaked on here. Next time you want to get on your high horse and preach to everyone about how you're all about “be kind, body positivity, and anti bullying”, just remember the 40+ bleeping highlight dedicated to contradicting everything you so call 'believe' in, and how you had all your jollies over filming “Janine” and just think what she could do if she ever found out about your stunt.
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MELON OF YORE
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Here we capture past moments of sheer Helenness from back in the day:
1. Ellie's birthday meal where her friends look fed up of being filmed and Helen describes them as characters in her own sitcom
2. Helen gets the "friendship" finger tattoo that no one else got, then walking into Nicoletta's work to show her it and filming her like a crazy person
3. Helen being inappropriate AF with Ben in their rented BnB
4. Same old I've broken up with my boyfriend speech
5. Forcing her co-workers to hear her screeching her song, and gushing about how FAMOUS it was amongst them, and how they all knew the words (spoiler: they didn't)
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Is she okay? Like seriously, is she okay 
lol) but it just looks so patchy. Can't help having spots on her face but the coverage on them looked so bad... idk why she didn't just wait to film that reel.
Sitting down, shovelling junk food into her massive fog horn of a gob. Not just any junk food though, it has to be quirky & rock and roll 
just like quirkerz!
