it looks like she has that snapchat filter on where its a moustache and aviator sunglasses
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She’s been on the booze again
And why is it not surprising that she dribbled gravy down it already? The kid needs a bib!
She's so messy and grubby.She’s been on the booze again
And why is it not surprising that she dribbled gravy down it already? The kid needs a bib!
I like her editing and videos but she's become such a mess.
It’s ITS glory. FFS, Helen you’re a graduate.
I feel bad for any company that's gone bust/had to close due to CV19, but she has never shown this consideration for any local companies or small businesses in the same position, or used her privilege to support them. Deciding to leach "reach out" for gifted items instead
It 'sparked the adventurer'
Do you mean it sparked a quest for adventure inside of me? Adventure to where, the pub? The bottom of a bottle of prosecco?
Christ she's dumb.
Do you mean it sparked a quest for adventure inside of me? Adventure to where, the pub? The bottom of a bottle of prosecco?
Christ she's dumb.
She’s just sad about no longer getting free trips
Bit niche, but I’m starting to only read her posts in a simple child-like way. To the point where in my head Helen is now Rita Leeds off Arrested Development. The British woman with learning difficulties. Except she doesn’t have Charlize Therons face.
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I flipping love Arrested Development and OMG you’re so right she is Rita!!!And she says it was the BESTEST like she was a 5 year old kid describing their favourite day
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She needs to learn how to construct a sentence...
MISTER F
I wouldn’t put it past her for another
Garage transformation video? Literally who gives a duck.
Even I can’t be arsed to watch it Im literally skimming through cos its so mind numbingly dull. Big woop you copied someone’s Pinterest
She looks a mess
70s pweirdo TV presenter
Her "size 14" fly is about to burst open at the gunt
From skimming I gathered:
Described how to buy from ikea and how to order online from screwfix. Groundbreaking. So adult. Much wow.
Doesn’t know what’s in her boxes because she didn’t sort out much - it’s basically Phil’s garage
Cant speak when she tries to pronounce navigate
Begged viewers for free stickers for her cupboard
Didn’t know what the bins were called for the screws (spoiler, they’re called bins). Also wanted to label them but “wasn’t allowed to” because Phil loves his free garage his way.
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Nothing says “look at me I’m so quirky” than putting a helmet on your head for the majority of the video.
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they’ve got to be trolling!
All I figured from that video is that she desperately needs new jeans that fit. That zip ‘bout to blow.
Described how to buy from ikea and how to order online from screwfix. Groundbreaking. So adult. Much wow.
Doesn’t know what’s in her boxes because she didn’t sort out much - it’s basically Phil’s garage
Cant speak when she tries to pronounce navigate
Begged viewers for free stickers for her cupboard
Didn’t know what the bins were called for the screws (spoiler, they’re called bins). Also wanted to label them but “wasn’t allowed to” because Phil loves his free garage his way.
Before:
After:
Nothing says “look at me I’m so quirky” than putting a helmet on your head for the majority of the video.
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they’ve got to be trolling!
All I figured from that video is that she desperately needs new jeans that fit. That zip ‘bout to blow.
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She must be so uncomfortable. I've not watched her size 14 try on videos, but I always imagine that she has to do the whole jumping around/squirming thing to fit into them. Like on the old Special K adverts.
"I really enjoyed it, apart from all the effort." Classic.
I particularly liked the part where she explained to us how IKEA works. Again.
Crikey. I hope this is a joke. If that's an "adult glow up" I'm way more capable than I thought
Speaking of "adulting", I really hate this attitude that meeting the most basic of obligations is some kind of achievement. In praise of Helen, when she first bought her house with Maff, she did a video about how to get a mortgage and went into a fair bit of detail. I'm likely renting for life, so I don't know how accurate it was, but it seemed very comprehensive and well thought out. If her audience are really so young that they've "grown up with her", she could do so many informative videos about stuff that people don't (or didn't in my day) get taught that's actually really important: council tax, tax returns as a self-employed person, renting. Alright, it sounds dull AF, but I think her old personality would have made it watchable.
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