VIDEO SUMMARY: IN THE LOFT ALONE | VLOGTOBER 2020 #1
Gets the ladder out and films herself, in multiple angles, carrying around. Oh look she's going in the loft ALONE (and lonely).
This must be a big deal for Quirkerz, she's asking the dogs to cry for help if anything bad happens to her (like if her arse gets wedged in the opening?)
She then howls at the dogs... Diane is surely thinking about taking a big
tit right underneath the ladder.
"OCTOBER 1st! Helen's own scary moooooovie" She's managed to move the camera in to the loft. "I'm terrified, I'm going to die" Good God gurl, get a grip.
The mission is to get "some" of the decorations
She shorts and says "this is not the corona. It is a cold"
Keeps going on about pathetic things like there's a spider in the loft., and how she might fall out the loft. Lots of screeching and whining, oh and fake falling over noises....
MY GOD.... HOW
bleeping PATHETIC IS SHE WITHOUT FIL????
Gonna look online to copy other people's Autumn decoration ideas.
HELLO FRESH! (And don't none of you tiny penis Sharon's complain about it! She already said in the last video she don't give a
duck )
She might order a few other food subscription boxes to "get a gauge on what's coooooool"
I'm guessing now FIL's gone Helen can't cook because my god the absolute mess she made from a packet of already prepped food is..... mind boggling...
And now we're eating a whole tub of Ben and Jerry's. The ultimate break up comfort food. She thinks she's genius for mixing two halves of different flavors into one pot....
Next day, and her "cold" is getting progressively worse... plans have been cancelled. She can't go and pick up the god awful music video costume... that would have been a 6 hour total commute....
Helen's to do list consists of:
Edit video
Emails
Vat
Order Ikea
Edit nail reel
Sort clothes
Supermarket
Dogs are still not allowed on the sofa so they're "hating" Helen. Even more now she's wedged them in the smallest bed she could find..... didn't she film herself last week trying to find the most perfect plushiest bed? and now they've got stuck with a tiny plastic piece of
tit with a towel in.... Nice.
"I do feel bad, I feel like I'm loosing my bond with them and I don't like itttttt" ..........THEN LET THEM ON THE
bleeping SOFA. Jesus Christ, Helen... you really value your sofa more than your dogs. Just put a blanket over it and let them up. These pups aren't around long and changing their habit and telling them off for jumping on the thing that they've had the best bonding time is just horrid. Do you really want to remember being a cold biatch and making them sleep in a tiny bucket for the rest of their days or would you wish to have had all the cuddles you can on the sofa? It's just a
bleeping sofa. Get over it.
Savage is over giving Helen a nag on how to use a candle effectively. Helen still doesn't give a
tit and is mmming along, totally uninterested... why is this part even in here?
Also WHY is her mum over there when Helen is sick with god knows what??? "she knew I was in need" oh ok so she whinged for someone to look after her now FIL has gone...
(I can't believe that I used to think this pathetic being was an inspiring strong independent woman once....)
She's ill and she decided to go to Tesco.... and she got herself junk food cos she's ill.
"It ain't comfort food if it ain't kievs"
Praises herself for eating spinach.
Next day. She's off out again.... still ill..... and putting her fingers up her nose
She's doing a portfolio for weddings for her new website. Sounds like she might be heading into being a videographer or photographer for weddings at some point...
NO MASK.... She's ill and meeting people... and NO
bleeping MASK. Absolute selfish
bleep.
That bald patch omg.
More HELLO FRESH! "I'm not sponsored - I'm a paying customer!!!"
She's a "savage" as she didn't make her bed (cos FIL isn't around to do it for her)
She's gushing over all the stuff she got from Pretty Little Thing... I'm guessing influencers are over the boycotting cos of the slavery thing now...
She's now cleaning and eating and listening to her "music"
"I'm not sponsored by HELLO FRESH!" she claims again
Lola's been really needy, so she gets to spend the night in Helen's bed. Diane doesn't get a mention so we can safely assume that she's being shut in the cold crate downstairs.
The end.