Ahaha what a professional...
I'm now imagining Miranda Hart conducting a sex therapy session
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I'm now imagining Miranda Hart conducting a sex therapy session
Hi everyone! Longtime lurker here, thought it was time to pop my head up and say hi!
Firstly just wanted to say thanks to Luna for all your round ups! As they say, not all heroes wear capes!
been following Helen for yonks, considering we're similar ages it's maddening to see what route she's going down, and how she treats her friends and family, specially her mum, she has no self awareness at all, and all her relationships are just so transactional I don't understand how she can't see it or refuses to!
Also can you imagine if the sex therapist turned out to be the armpit guy trying another angle :')
Firstly just wanted to say thanks to Luna for all your round ups! As they say, not all heroes wear capes!
been following Helen for yonks, considering we're similar ages it's maddening to see what route she's going down, and how she treats her friends and family, specially her mum, she has no self awareness at all, and all her relationships are just so transactional I don't understand how she can't see it or refuses to!
Also can you imagine if the sex therapist turned out to be the armpit guy trying another angle :')
Please let this be true! Shipping them.
Welcome
Omg yes!! the therapist theory is hilarious!!!
I miss armpit guy's messages - they were short and straight to the point. He sounded like a guy who knew exactly what he wanted in life, Helen could do with someone like that
Did you notice she had to say she bought that jacket in a large so it’s snuggly.....
Questions:
1) How do you live with a constant headache from looking at clashing prints, god awful neon signs and clutter 24/7?
2) Now FIL has moved out, are you going to do your ritual house cleanse and redecorate everything again to get rid of memories of all the ex partners and housemates that have stepped foot in the cursed House of Ruin?
Which leads me to the last question:
3) Which Pinterest board are you planning to copy next?
I couldn't cope with that wallpaper + prints on top + stripy carpet + crazy paving tiles + neon light. It's like a bleeping kaleidoscope in there 
Her house is horrific, worst influencer house of all
But she’s quirky and alternative guys. She’s not like other girls.
Quirkerz eats a salad
And is still calling her mum Savage.
So quirky
I'd love to know how her mum feels about constantly being called Savage...
Her Mum just seems to go along with it all - she could get her told or refuse to be in videos etc. if she wanted. That could be why Helen is the way she is, never been told no and always been validated no matter how obnoxious her behaviour is.
That properly made me belly laugh!I couldn't cope with that wallpaper + prints on top + stripy carpet + crazy paving tiles + neon light. It's like a bleeping kaleidoscope in there
I just noticed they're wearing the same sunglasses... classic Helen, obsessed with with making people match her, soooo quirky with her twinning
Remember when they went to Bath for her mum's birthday and Helen made them wear matching leather jackets? (Link here)
Remember when they went to Bath for her mum's birthday and Helen made them wear matching leather jackets? (Link here)
Her 'interior design is like smelling salts for the eyes.
Heres a look down my one.. Helen the clown too!I couldn't cope with that wallpaper + prints on top + stripy carpet + crazy paving tiles + neon light. It's like a bleeping kaleidoscope in there
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here comes the salad and diet coke, post break up health kick. It's a pity she won't be able to vlog all the girls nights shes going to have too.View attachment 267029View attachment 267030
Quirkerz eats a salad
And is still calling her mum Savage.
So quirky
I'd love to know how her mum feels about constantly being called Savage...
Her house could be lovely...but it’s all too much. Less is more
Salad and diet coke 
So Quirkerz
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