Someone saw her irl and she looks smaller apparaz!
Aaah sorry I forgot, it’s only ok for everyone else here to comment on her weight and hairline etcWhat a charmer
Interesting choice of words. 'Healthiest it's ever been' is probably accurate considering the rest of the time it looks super dry and matted. It doesn't mean her hair is actually healthy!‘Helen’s hair is a wild mountain of multi-tonal blonde and is the healthiest it has ever been’ Have you not clocked her bald patches mate?!
Right, I’m now convinced Helga pays this guy to do her hair and it’s not a freebie. There would be no other reason for him to carry on supporting the myth that her hair looks good. Bald patches are not a sign of healthy hair and the area that Helen’s hair is bald is nearly always down to traction alopecia. Which is nearly always caused by pulling your hair back tightly too often or extensions.‘Helen’s hair is a wild mountain of multi-tonal blonde and is the healthiest it has ever been’ Have you not clocked her bald patches mate?!
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Wait, is this Helen disclosing where she's going to be for all those dates? So, telling her followers/ anyone else her exact itinerary and also letting people know her house is empty.I know she isn't a graphic designer so hasn't got the eye for every detail but to be fair, I am not one either and yet, beyond the typos, I'm shocked at how badly she executed that list on the left hand side.
She starts with first line = date in smaller font, second line = place visited in bigger font, then on the 7th day she fucks up and has "AUGUST" on the second line where "Land's end" should be (which is now a tiny third line), then the next day it's 3 lines all of the same font size when it could have fitted on 2 lines like at the top. Sorry for nit-picking but for someone who is a "creative" it's just ill-thought out, like most things she does.
(also : she has far too much time on her hands, it's not a special surprise holiday for Phil so why the fancy programme?)
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Exactly! Like... we know the girl has no common sense but come on. I hope someone that she actually listens to tell her to take this down (would dm her but she won't open it).Wait, is this Helen disclosing where she's going to be for all those dates? So, telling her followers/ anyone else her exact itinerary and also letting people know her house is empty.
Phone everywhere ahead and tell them to lock up the beer.Exactly! Like... we know the girl has no common sense but come on. I hope someone that she actually listens to tell her to take this down (would dm her but she won't open it).
Also, followers can bother her irl whilst she's on holiday which sounds bloody annoying aha
It’s happened to countless footballers and sportspeople who’ve publicised their trips away… and they’ve (as a general rule) plenty of money for fancy security.Didn’t that woman from coronation street do something similar and people tried to break into her house?
Isn't she like 5'4 ish ? Has to be size 18? I look the same size as her, Im size 16 and 5'11.4Someone saw her irl and she looks smaller apparaz!
Worse. 5'3Isn't she like 5'4 ish ? Has to be size 18? I look the same size as her, Im size 16 and 5'11.4
Your ‘5’11.4’ has proper made me cackle, I’m the same height as you and always add the .4 when someone questions that I MUST be 6 footIsn't she like 5'4 ish ? Has to be size 18? I look the same size as her, Im size 16 and 5'11.4
She’s already got a YouTube vid with a nip slip in it. Can’t remember which one but she’s getting dressed in the car filming different locationsAnother reel with her Arse out, this time she's topless too. Not long til she's fully nude and getting her nipples out.
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To be fair though it’s Helen it’s not like she’s going to get mobbed but advertising your house is empty isn’t the idea best safety wise.Posting a full itinerary of your trip as a public figure is a very odd flex.