Harry & Meghan #57 Slimy Smeg slithers out scott free again

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Looking at the Twitter trends for 'Meghan' is interesting. In her chosen market USA, they managed to get her name up to 8th briefly, then it dropped out of sight, currently 48 and vanishing. Similar pattern in Canada, NZ, Australia. Some interest at announcement, then she drops out of sight.


UK is behaving differently. I think they've bought some paid Twitter support plus they've had buckets of press, TV coverage and even a piece on Radio 4 Today this morning about how photographers organise remote photo shoots (Facetime stills, apparently) 'Meghan' made it to No 8 (so 'into the top 10' which might have been the PR goal) and they've kept her there even in the small hours of the night. UK is the only country in the world where 'Meghan' is currently trending.

 
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A HAMSTER!!!!! wot an insult to us all!!
 
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Was she mocked? I thought people had asked for receipts or just an explanation of her claims which she gave in certainty and she got pissed off. Wasn't she a fairly new poster as well?

I don’t deny people were sceptical but some of that was her attitude and people reacted to her annoyance at being asked to explain. Anyone would be asked to explain further. I don’t think it is fair to portray it as though she was chased off with pitchforks.

That’s how I remember it anyway. I might be wrong. Given the nature of this site, I think it’s a remarkably civil thread. The only time I’ve seen anyone mocked on these threads has been when an obvious sugar has emerged from under the bridge indignantly defending Smeggy and slating Kate. And then it is usually followed by pisstaking. Which is fair enough I think. This thread has never claimed to be an unbiased and balanced conversation seeking to debate the various merits and drawbacks of Charles’ two sons.
Although actually I think it does often put across differing view points. Sugar adoration doesn’t fit though.
Edited to add - late to the party with this comment. Soz.
 
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I personally never grew in cupsize, not even while breastfeeding, so I'm not going to suspect a conspiracy based on that. I have a small chest and was hoping for huge Earth Mother boobies, but alas
Aww...don't despair! They can be a hindrance...mine are decent but nothing extravagant, yet I still immensely dislike running because they provide instant entertainment to anybody facing me (with a scaffold bra + sports bra on top!), and a lady I know had to have a reduction surgery, because hers (admittedly huge...) were giving her a constant back problem.
 
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There's even some utter bullshittery about the "photoshoot" having been done remotely. Just fuck off. It's just a still frame taken out of a video feed then, which any clown can do, and then heavily manipulated to reframe it properly and remove any blur etc. No different to propping the ipad up on a rock and using the selfie timer mode that cameras have had for decades then, and fingers crossed that one or more of the resultant photos is usable or rescuable. There's nothing these two feckwits do that doesn't have a great steaming pile of poo around it somewhere, is there?

And who on earth would exclude their existing dollchild from a family announcement such as this. So clueless.
 
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I spose Congratulations to Harry and Meghan are in order...

I think its a girl or twin girls.....one will be Princess Diana and the other will be.....Princess Meghan!

There are a few things that grate however.........How on earth are Harry and his children still in the line of succession to the Royal Family?
WE cant have anyone surely in the succession to the British royal family, who have run away and turned their back on the UK? Please please could this be remedied as soon as possible.
I dont want Harry, at 6th in the line of succession and his children at 7th and 8th..., not if they are going to choose to be American citizens and not be any part of the Royal firm.......thats.........ridiculous, and would be a final nail in the coffin for the RF.

The timing stinks... ( I know pregnancies arent exactly easy to time however!)
re Philips 100 th birthday and the opening of the Diana memorial. Will Harry be able to come to this or not? On one level, he should be at the celebrations for his mothers 60th birthday, and the RF stuff for the Queen. LA is only a 12 hour flight away.
But if his wife has just given birth.....its complicated

She couldnt possibly have been so tone deaf to do a big spread on miscarriage, whilst pregnant...can she? She does look 4 or 5 months gone in that photo.....

And the highly posed photo..........I expect they spent weeks planning the pose, and the outfits.....even probably setting up the lighting to get everything just so.... Its a very pretty shot....just totally artifical....
lets put the iphone here for the photographer...not look at him at all....but check from a distance that we are in the correct position under the tree....and correctly placed....... The only thing that spoils it is Harry's feet! they look.....odd....
 
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I hate the pg announcement photo. I hate the stupid resolution to look arty and ethereal.
Mainly I hate it because it is so typically Smeg and Hazno Wanktastic. But also because it has made it hard to clearly see any detail. Which is, of course, the point. Artistic and relaxed my arse. More like misleading and unclear.

And Scabie’s stupid comment about it being taken remotely. No one cares. No one gives the tiniest of shits. She’s irresponsible for lying on her back when you absolutely should avoid it in pregnancy. (I know that is the second tome I’ve moaned about it but what about all her preaching about inappropriate images and comments in social media? This photo will spawn a load of wanky copies for people announcing pregnancies. Hypocrisy? What a surprise)
And I agree, her tits aren’t pregnant tits. Mine didn’t get huge but they did something. Hers look smaller.

Urgh. I’m so irritated whenever I see that photo.
 
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Let's not forget what is really important about welcoming a new precious tiny one to this world... you can SHOP THE LOOK

 
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What better way to steel the thunder from a 100 year old man and the unveiling of Halfwits mother commemorative statue. Seems like it is twins if the pillow is to be believed. Lends itself to being some sort of IVF manipulation. Probs the only way she has sex with has no balls (really can't blame her there) definitely not natural at any turn
 
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As someone who has suffered more than one miscarriage, I can say that when you do fall pregnant again, you are paranoid about every single thing you do that is either inadvisable or could lead to harm. It totally dominates and ruins your enjoyment of pregnancy, even just minor things that you would normally shrug off. You are always thinking 'what if?' No way would I be lying on my back with a bump that big in order to get a cringey Kodak moment. (Nor inadvertently encouraging vulnerable expectant mothers who might not know about this to emulate me).
 
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Or announcing it unless you are fit to pop ( if you're in the public eye)
 
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Archie's not letting them get away with excluding him. That's better, clever boy.
PEEK-A-BOO!



PS. I did not mess with A's image. That's from last Christmas.
If they gave a shit, they could have had Farchie with his hand on her bump and facing away from the camera, so it protected his privacy.
 
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Let's not forget what is really important about welcoming a new precious tiny one to this world... you can SHOP THE LOOK

O. M. G. Thank god you’ve linked this.

I have been searching for ages for a shapeless, drab, overpriced dress. But they either weren’t adequately dreary or they gave a hint of my body shape. There was nothing ugly and expensive enough.

Search over!
Thank you, thank you, thank you
This is such a great group. Love you all
 
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Indeed if this is her 3rd "pregnancy" she would show quite early on. I didn't really show with my son til quite late but with my daughter I was huge. Either way something is rotten in Montecito
 
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