That’s quite sad. Bloody press.
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I don't blame the Waleses, TBH.
It's not like we haven't seen Louis recently. We had a cute pic of the kids on Mother's Day. And look what happened.
We don't know if any of the children were teased or even bullied as a result of the pile-on.
And the family have enough to be going on with. Missing one year won't do any harm. Except to those who make money off the photos.
At least Smeg won't have to go and haunt a car park to try and overshadow.
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People are starting to say Taylor Swift is a massive Narcissist espesh after Her latest CD dropped sorry not sorryHere’s my guest list for Smegs “not gonna happen” podcast of prominent witches call “Narcissists R Us” or “How I learned to stop being nice & love being a witch (my ode to Dr Strangelove)
1. Hillary Clinton
2. Whoopi Goldberg
3. Anna Wintour
4. Madonna
5. Jessica Mulroney
(Please feel free to add the names of other witches you think would be appropriate)
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Harry and Meghan hire two new PR execs in communications team shake-up
Harry and Meghan hired PR executives Kyle Boulia, based in Los Angeles, and Charlie Gipson, based in the UK, after their former Director of Global Communications was promoted.
More new staff
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Ummmm are these real documents? The Queen signed William's consent form, but she seems to have forgotten to sign Ginger's. Or am I mistaken? I can't see her signature on it
I heard it today.
It's a masterpiece.
I love all those songs about how inadequate her ex-boyfriends were.
Though my personal favourite was her seering ballad about useless shop assistants.
The Royal Rogue posted this!! 
Meanwhile in the Archbishop's back yard three day's before....
It was probably supposed to be American Royal Orchard but she wasn’t allowed the Royal. Riviera is just as good, right?!
The comments are great & Sinners are quite impressed at the # of donations from overseas!
such a shame there won’t be birthday pictures of this gorgeous boy today. 
Exciting news from the world of kickball...
Il Duce - seen here demonstrating her banana kick - has teamed up with the Montecito U13s girls team, and from next season her company. American Rotary Oscar, will be the new shirt sponsor.
The move comes at an exciting time in the world of jam.
Il Duce's benevolent, philantropic (totally a charity) foundation, Archwell, today published a report into Jam Poverty,
"This is a serious issue," awax faced puppet spokesmanperson explained, "it particularly affects people of colour culler coleur color."
Archwell will team up with the first lady Dr Jill Biden, who was spurred to action by a recent pot of strawberry jam she received from a mysterious philanthropist, to provide Federal funding to give 47 pots of non-certified organic jam to aspiring girl-ish kickballers.
And in yet more exciting news, Archwell has recieved yet more Federal funding, for yet more research, this time into the beneficial side effects of the anti-aging hormones found in il Duce's strawberry jam.
Awax faced puppet spokesmanperson for Archwell Laboratories said, "this is a really exciting breakthrough. Our scientists have discovered il Duce's strawberry jam can affect endocrinal changes that allow the enslaved Baka tribesmen toiling in the Monticito Strawberry Orchards to play U13s girls kickball."
One of the lucky kickballesses explained, (we'll call him Charlotte), "we kickball more like than being hunted on horses."
Asked at a Whitehouse briefing why the government was wasting so much money on Archwell, Karine Jean-Pierre said, "the jam was found to turn the freaking frogs gay. So we decided it was the perfect opportunity to solve the immigrant issue by giving all newcomers il Duce's jam and counting them as under 13 year old girls."
We at the Mirror say Hurray for il Duce, and the exciting opportunities she has created in the world of U13 girls kickball. And her efforts to bring world peace through jam.
In other news
The Whitehouse have denied claims that President Biden has been grounded for a month because he had a belly button piercing and a butterfly tatooed in the small of his back after eating a jam,
They have also made no comment on the photographs, circulating on X. of Mr Biden sitting on Bill Clinton's lap.
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Il Duce - seen here demonstrating her banana kick - has teamed up with the Montecito U13s girls team, and from next season her company. American Rotary Oscar, will be the new shirt sponsor.
The move comes at an exciting time in the world of jam.
Il Duce's benevolent, philantropic (totally a charity) foundation, Archwell, today published a report into Jam Poverty,
"This is a serious issue," a
Archwell will team up with the first lady Dr Jill Biden, who was spurred to action by a recent pot of strawberry jam she received from a mysterious philanthropist, to provide Federal funding to give 47 pots of non-certified organic jam to aspiring girl-ish kickballers.
And in yet more exciting news, Archwell has recieved yet more Federal funding, for yet more research, this time into the beneficial side effects of the anti-aging hormones found in il Duce's strawberry jam.
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One of the lucky kickballesses explained, (we'll call him Charlotte), "we kickball more like than being hunted on horses."
Asked at a Whitehouse briefing why the government was wasting so much money on Archwell, Karine Jean-Pierre said, "the jam was found to turn the freaking frogs gay. So we decided it was the perfect opportunity to solve the immigrant issue by giving all newcomers il Duce's jam and counting them as under 13 year old girls."
We at the Mirror say Hurray for il Duce, and the exciting opportunities she has created in the world of U13 girls kickball. And her efforts to bring world peace through jam.
In other news
The Whitehouse have denied claims that President Biden has been grounded for a month because he had a belly button piercing and a butterfly tatooed in the small of his back after eating a jam,
They have also made no comment on the photographs, circulating on X. of Mr Biden sitting on Bill Clinton's lap.
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Brilliant.
Also, reports are coming in from the English channel -
dinghies full of middle aged men identifying as schoolboys are heading for the south coast of the UK.
But unlike previous hoardes of illegals, these blighters are hanging onto their passports and instead, throwing jars of faux strawberry jam into the water.
More cynical exploitation by the Harkles...
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Lol...
Il Duce sent Victoria Beckham a card and a present...
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Lol...
Il Duce sent Victoria Beckham a card and a present...
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Where can I find the transcript watching this on Android phone please?WowShe speaks so confidently, but this video provides new information. I respect her for delving around to establish the truth, and also for her honesty in what she says she has uncovered.
but heaps of 
And now they're whining
Well tough !
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Reeks of desparation
A guy from HARIBO
Harry and Meghan hire two new PR execs in communications team shake-up
Harry and Meghan hired PR executives Kyle Boulia, based in Los Angeles, and Charlie Gipson, based in the UK, after their former Director of Global Communications was promoted.
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'Right trusty and well beloved' is a term used for a long, long time, hundreds of years, to indicate a subject. You can find it used in Letters Patent back to the medieval era.
Meghan was never a subject as she was never a British citizen so she was not entitled to that labeling. It had nothing to do with Meghan herself liking her or not.
Kind of surprised no Louis photo on his birthday, but considering the hatchet job Kate did on the Photoshopping her head on the photo from an older photo, and the rest of the mess probably wise as it would be picked apart with a fine-toothed comb.
Meghan was never a subject as she was never a British citizen so she was not entitled to that labeling. It had nothing to do with Meghan herself liking her or not.
Kind of surprised no Louis photo on his birthday, but considering the hatchet job Kate did on the Photoshopping her head on the photo from an older photo, and the rest of the mess probably wise as it would be picked apart with a fine-toothed comb.
Why couldn’t they have a professional take the picture?
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Advertising bucks baby. Anna had to say that because Givenchy is a big Conde Nast advertiser. I’m betting that whatever is the real story with that mess of a dress is known by Anna.I don't think Anna Wintour would go anywhere near Smegs. That's been poor Smegsy's true gripe for many years
Although apparently she liked Smegsy's wedding gown so right now I'm suspicious that she's had some sort of trauma. So who knows
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The Sidley Twins make preparations for the sick bag...
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