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The earlier talk of the mess her hair is usually in brought this to mind. She uses Kerastase allegedly.
You have been warned.
You have been warned.
Although much to my disappointment Scabies didnβt get eviscerated when he took the stand and blatantly lied.It's funny isn't it that Cordon got papped, yet despite all the stalking, car chases & intimidation, no pap shots ever appear of Smeg.
I really hope the arrogant prick gets a proper grilling but I suspect not. Will the transcripts be available to the public?
(Oh, & I hate all of you for enticing me over to PS thread....I have lost hours)
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Evening each!!
It's my 50th today, so have been busy with family, gifts, love and such..
Pissed and feeling grateful, wishing Henry and Rach might do the same
From a working class background in South Staffordshire xx
Cheers, my Tattle fam!!
Happy 50th!!! 
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She conditions that wreck with Kerastase?? BULLSHIT. Maybe the hair under the raggedy dank extensions or wigs. Not buying this BS click bait one bit although it might be partially hers since it looks so filthy!
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Happy birthday to all of you whose parents had sex in September!
Iβm not sure her T-Rex arms can reach up there!
johnnys my fantasy but I would like to give that lardarse a bleeping good slapping with a wet kipper or for more punishment a knee trembler with old mangy minge, that will sort him out.Not your fantasy sh*g, then?
We had such fun over that farcical polo presentation at the time, on here.
The threads were moving faster than the speed of light.
And knew when to STFU and stay in her lane. History will not compare Smeg kindly with Wallis bleeping Simpson (the OG That Woman!)
Let that marinate a bit, Smeg. You're right up there in the annals of time w/ Tokyo Rose and Ghislaine Maxwell types; even Wicked Wallis comes out looking like a better person
I think we have things to look forward to from the gruesomes. In no particular order ...
1. The court case on Tuesday - popcorn and wine at the ready
2. How will he pay the Β£300k?
3. The US looking at his Visa application
4. The US concerned about his drug taking admission he wrote in Spare
5. The divorce of the century. Everyone else move over. Gawd the facts will keep this thread whizzing along at high speed.
6. Custody of the flatties. Explain yourselves.
7. Their finances - where's it all gone?
8. Their finances - syphoning off charity donations
9. Why haven't the two hospitals who they named as delivering Aldi and Lidl been delved into? Perhaps the time is approaching.
10. The future ... Could either be going to jail or therapy?
Have I missed anything.
1. The court case on Tuesday - popcorn and wine at the ready
2. How will he pay the Β£300k?
3. The US looking at his Visa application
4. The US concerned about his drug taking admission he wrote in Spare
5. The divorce of the century. Everyone else move over. Gawd the facts will keep this thread whizzing along at high speed.
6. Custody of the flatties. Explain yourselves.
7. Their finances - where's it all gone?
8. Their finances - syphoning off charity donations
9. Why haven't the two hospitals who they named as delivering Aldi and Lidl been delved into? Perhaps the time is approaching.
10. The future ... Could either be going to jail or therapy?
Have I missed anything.
History will not remember that stupid old cow. It has a hard time remembering women. And she has nothing to be remembered for. Who's going to bother?And knew when to STFU and stay in her lane. History will not compare Smeg kindly with Wallis bleeping Simpson (the OG That Woman!)
Let that marinate a bit, Smeg. You're right up there in the annals of time w/ Tokyo Rose and Ghislaine Maxwell types; even Wicked Wallis comes out looking like a better person
Who will be megaminges next squeeze!I think we have things to look forward to from the gruesomes. In no particular order ...
1. The court case on Tuesday - popcorn and wine at the ready
2. How will he pay the Β£300k?
3. The US looking at his Visa application
4. The US concerned about his drug taking admission he wrote in Spare
5. The divorce of the century. Everyone else move over. Gawd the facts will keep this thread whizzing along at high speed.
6. Custody of the flatties. Explain yourselves.
7. Their finances - where's it all gone?
8. Their finances - syphoning off charity donations
9. Why haven't the two hospitals who they named as delivering Aldi and Lidl been delved into? Perhaps the time is approaching.
10. The future ... Could either be going to jail or therapy?
Have I missed anything.
Well, I briefly visited the Tomb of Doom, managed to crawl back into the Cave of Gloom and finally staggered back into the sunshine
I've tried to keep up with the threads but wasn't very good at it and only managed to read a couple of pages in each one. Really missed you all
Nice to see you again Cassandra333. Glad you have come out of the cave.
I have had trouble keeping up too. With my usual problem I don't like missing any posts so I still have roughly 3 threads to read from the time of the Coronation.
I am liking it because I get to see all the majestic pedantry again, except for the odd H appearance.
I also noticed Carpediem69 is lurking.
Okay, I had a thought earlier (yes, that was the burning smell in Manchester)
Let's say the kids don't exist at all, and the news broke. MASSIVE headlines around the world.
How would (and we just know they would) the Sugars put a positive spin for H&M on that news ?
Any guesses ??? (because I haven't a clue)
Let's say the kids don't exist at all, and the news broke. MASSIVE headlines around the world.
How would (and we just know they would) the Sugars put a positive spin for H&M on that news ?
Any guesses ??? (because I haven't a clue)
They'll blame the RF for not letting them announce it.
Screams amber heard to me. Remember that the ex-TMZ guy testified that they were informed where/when the turd would be at court and which side of her face to photograph.
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Their tax arrangements. Or does that come under 'finances'?Have I missed anything.
I am so glad you are back, I was worried about you and missed your insight and wit.Well, I briefly visited the Tomb of Doom, managed to crawl back into the Cave of Gloom and finally staggered back into the sunshine
I've tried to keep up with the threads but wasn't very good at it and only managed to read a couple of pages in each one. Really missed you all
Don't forget Lidl's birthday on Sunday.I think we have things to look forward to from the gruesomes. In no particular order ...
1. The court case on Tuesday - popcorn and wine at the ready
2. How will he pay the Β£300k?
3. The US looking at his Visa application
4. The US concerned about his drug taking admission he wrote in Spare
5. The divorce of the century. Everyone else move over. Gawd the facts will keep this thread whizzing along at high speed.
6. Custody of the flatties. Explain yourselves.
7. Their finances - where's it all gone?
8. Their finances - syphoning off charity donations
9. Why haven't the two hospitals who they named as delivering Aldi and Lidl been delved into? Perhaps the time is approaching.
10. The future ... Could either be going to jail or therapy?
Have I missed anything.
And we may get an overshadowing attempt during Jordan's Royal Wedding tomorrow. Lots of Monarchs, Crown Princes/Princesses attending. And apparently there will be tiaras.
And have you seen the soon-to-be Princess Rajwa? Absolutely stunning and elegant. Anna Wintour will be salivating at the prospect of getting her on a Vogue cover. Sorry, Smeg!
According to Twitter and FlightRadar, a UK government private jet positioned from Northolt to RAF Marham in Norfolk this morning, and is currently on final approach into Amman.
Picking up in Norfolk during half-term, and onwards to Amman?
Who could possibly be on board, I wonder? Who is besties with Crown Prince Hussein?
(I hope he's taken Catherine!)
Assuming the kids donβt exist and news broke of same, I would hope the sugars would be furious for donating so much money to charity in the names of fake children.
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