Harry & Meghan #350 If I can fake it there, I'll fake it anywhere....

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BIB, you’d think his military officer/leadership training would have automatically kicked in when his wife was in “mortal danger” and the security guys weren’t doing their job.
Maybe his crossed wrists gesture was him automatically searching for the controller for his x box, given that he was supposed to be ‘Bunker Harry’ in the forces?
 
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I think one mistake we are all guilty of is assuming that they got the Netflix and Spotify money upfront. I can’t believe those companies were that naïve, surely they got a signing on fee and the rest of the money is dependent on output and performance.

If the rest of the money is performance related then their behaviour makes sense, the shameless plugging to increase interest and clicks, buying awards to keep their output at the top of lists etc.

Also asking for handouts and discounts, that £30m will soon be gone if you’re paying for securiddy, they had to pay back the refurbishment to Frogmore and the loan to buy the Monteceito house. All the reports are that Haz is tight and you can bet he’s moaning at her about the amount of money that’s being spent. I bet he starts with the why can’t you be more like POW and rewear clothing etc.

Now the world is getting back to normal and they are expected to be out and about their costs will be spiralling and he won’t be happy.
 
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BIB, you’d think his military officer/leadership training would have automatically kicked in when his wife was in “mortal danger” and the security guys weren’t doing their job.
He might have reacted and kicked in years ago, but his nerves are shot now and he's jumpy and paranoid. The drugs have addled his brain and he probably can't cope with much more pressure than gaming challenges any more. His whole life is a lie and he's on the run.

We saw the Aesopp's Poo Drops advert years ago, and I took it faeces value, but I now see other stuff lurking having been corrupted by this thread late in life. The Ho is looking very seductive like she's in a blue film in this advert for Poo Drops, and it's almost fecal porn. Is she subliminally advertising bum services? That's what hooked Harry. Gross.
 
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Hazard better be careful, I wouldn’t put it past her to go rouge and start spouting all sorts of bollocks implicating Sparry. I firmly believe she did this on the Dopra interview when she brought up the ‘racist royal’ I think he was not expecting that and she blindsided him by revealing this.
Totally. I didn't watch the interview but saw the clip of that and he was definitely taken aback. He said something like it's a conversation I am not going to discuss with anyone.

Then of course as we know, he threw all caution to the wind and told us far more than anyone would ever want to know about himself and others, in his memoir. Revelations that I would say she encouraged him in, all the way.
 
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I think one mistake we are all guilty of is assuming that they got the Netflix and Spotify money upfront. I can’t believe those companies were that naïve, surely they got a signing on fee and the rest of the money is dependent on output and performance.

If the rest of the money is performance related then their behaviour makes sense, the shameless plugging to increase interest and clicks, buying awards to keep their output at the top of lists etc.

Also asking for handouts and discounts, that £30m will soon be gone if you’re paying for securiddy, they had to pay back the refurbishment to Frogmore and the loan to buy the Monteceito house. All the reports are that Haz is tight and you can bet he’s moaning at her about the amount of money that’s being spent. I bet he starts with the why can’t you be more like POW and rewear clothing etc.

Now the world is getting back to normal and they are expected to be out and about their costs will be spiralling and he won’t be happy.
Yes of course, not many of us Tattlers believed the lies about them being given huge advances for their garbage.

In all liklihood they are heading for bankruptcy unless they change their spending habits and live within their means. There won't be any money left for Smegz to fleece off Harry when she finally divorces him 🤣
 
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One of the sounds I find unbearable is the background noise/music that you often get in Spas...the sound of dripping water (perhaps that's the waterfalls 😂), the flute and the panpipes. I guess they think it's relaxing, but I have murderous thoughts after about 15 minutes of it...
After 15 minutes of dripping water I’d have other things on my mind 🚽 :D
 
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I completely agree with all you say. Apart from Stelling, who I dislike throughly for reasons I won't go into here. There's money to be made from 'mental health' and all 'wellbeing' schtick and grift. I'm really not a conspiracy theorist but if you follow the money it surely leads down to big pharma, flogging pills. We've already seen Hazno covering up his hideous behaviour by blaming mental health and it's bleeping sickening.
Exactly. Almost all of us have some trauma/mental health issue to deal with. Doesn’t give us carte blanche to be cunts. And I hate the way Hazno and Smegs use mental health to excuse their crappy, selfish, self serving, money and fame grabbing behaviour, all of Harry’s party prince past and the last three years of treachery. Also the shameless mental health merching from Smegs depression/suicide/mythcarriage tales to Harry’s hideous snake oil rip off Better up.

Cunts!
 
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Ok Grandma, you can just get a white noise app for your phone for 99p these days you know 😂

the good noise apps also do the other colours like brown noise and pink noise (yes there’s a full spectrum of noise colours … my colleagues use pink noise to set up cinema auditoriums and tune the speakers). There are sleep apps which do bubbling waterfalls, crashing waves etc.

to get back on topic there is also poo noise which is the sound that Scobie makes, and Crockery Noise which is the sound that Her Smegship makes when cornered.
Apps?
On a 3210?
Wouldn’t that mean having to recharge more often, more than once a month? :D
(Also, do you fancy the 3am “support” call when the “relaxing ocean sounds” have changed to “cruise liners docking?”)
 
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There's a nice gif here as well. Impressive, manly legs in action. Not like Hazza's bendy banana legs.

Living his best life, not scowling, red-faced in the back of a taxi.

What will Hazbeen be sent out to do today, to try and compete with this?

 
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Wow ! so ’ if you don’t believe them , you are a terrible person ‘ is the new ‘ if you don’t believe them , you are racist ‘ ….

No one believes them as
  • They have a proven history of lying
  • what they are claiming is implausible
  • they are contradicted by credible people, Police, NY Mayor, Taxi driver
Emotional Blackmail may work on Harry on a daily basis ……but it doesn’t work on the public !
 
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Wow just have to apologize for my typos last night. Rachel really steams my clams. I don’t see how she’d succeed with a talk show, if anyone was stupid enough to give her one. i kinda hope she does get one. She’ll lose it faster than Kris Jenner lost hers (within a month I believe) . She’d have no one to blame but herself. If it’s her show, it’s her failure. Buh bye Rachel, and not a minute too soon. I believe trying to pull the late night sting has truly markled her. it sets her apart from respectable fame Ho ‘celebrities’ :). She tried to con NYers. She is way below the intelligence level required for that. And Hazno filming with his phone? Just go away. Break up and separate. There are no kids to worry about. hey, you think Hazno knows he Haz no kids? No Kids, no balls, no brains. No moral code of ethics. Of, and to hurt PP and HMQEII at the end of their lives the way they did, the most beloved woman in the world, they have no soul either. Ah crap. I’ve pissed myself off right after waking, thinking about all the misery and crap they dumped on HMQEII, especially with PP on his deathbed. I hope she looks in the mirror one day soon and sees herself for the wicked dna and molecules of hate she is.
 
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I have been thinking and wanted to share something with you:

1. There is something off about the ILBW posture on the "chase". We have seen celebrities being chased for pictures and they are hiding their faces, putting their hair in front of them. The ILBW is not using her fake extensions to hide herself and she even turns her head to the side where they are photographing them;

2. For the past years, and specially in Whaaaaagh, Hazno has been claiming he is a soldier, a brave courageous one, boasting about how many people he killed in action. But then, people with cameras - not guns - on BIKES (while he is on a huge black SUV), scare the sh*t out of him, make him completely incapable of react on a wise way (finding a hotel parking lot; not ditching the black sun's for a yellow cab, etc);

3. Isn't it funny how the ILBW and husband try to make her "The People's Duchess", but then they do nothing for the people, they rarely spend time with "the people", there were only paparazzi waiting for them at Hertz, and the only people that defend them are over privileged celebrities with a dodgy purpose?
I believe a previous poster noted that there were some Sugars outside the event but the Gruesomes completely ignored them!
 
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She stands weird in photos, that whire coat photo, he legs are twisting in a different direction to her upper body :ROFLMAO:
Has she tied the belt of that white coat to make it look like she might be pregnant? It’s kind of riding up like belts do on genuinely early on pregnant women.
 
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This was "outrageous" because it was allowed to go on unchecked and then brushed under the carpet. The bullies were only called out by a leak, not dealt with by the employer of those bullied, the Palace. As for PC being "outraged", rubbish, as Catherine went to him early on with her concerns about the Ho and he brushed her off.

No good BP saying they had never encountered anything like it. A bully is a bully, and there are employment laws to protect employees which should have been followed but weren't. No duty of care, the bullying went on for nearly two years and the Ho was permitted to drive people out of their jobs. No amount of Chuck's "outrage" will change history, and he should have been "outraged" at the time and dealt with it but he didn't.

Richard Kay:
"But for two-and-a-half years the bullying details remained secret. It was only after Harry and Meghan had quit royal life and moved to California that the allegations were made public. They were published in The Times just days before the couple sat down for their tell-all interview with America’s TV queen, Oprah Winfrey."
"A leaked email sent from a staff member, which was published by the newspaper, alleges that Meghan drove two personal assistants out of the household. The report claims she undermined the confidence of a third member of staff."


The Palace were then forced to investigate, promising transparency, but the privately-commissioned (not public) report was then locked away for good. The Ho's Jenny Afia was able to say that her client was innocent, and challenged BP to release the findings confident that they wouldn't as it showed them in a very bad light indeed.

This was shameful behaviour by the Palace, and shouldn't be repackaged years on as not their fault but all the Sussex's fault. If anything it shows their head in the sand instinct when confronted by aggression or anything nasty.
 
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