Harry & Meghan #348 The Quean of People's Hertz

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If they played the paps by switching cars and ''waiting'' for them by having ''diner'' all that is needed is the booking of the restaurant to out them.
The restaurant wouldn't do it, but their own staff would (as instructed) inform the paps.
So the timeline is essential.
 
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This is so well laid out - and, IMO, this intruder and the car chase is planned to influence the UK Court into giving them security paid by the taxpayer as well as their IPP status so the U.S. taxpayer has to pay for it, saving them millions of $ on a yearly basis.

They've already been caught out lying in the UK Court but "won" the case anyway. We can only hope that appeasing them doesn't happen again.
 
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I think she was trying to excite Harold:

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Later that night a stoned off his tits Harold wonders when Greggs started to do giant sausage rolls that taste of mackerel


OMG I finally got to buy sausages (the processed packed type, unfortunately, can't get any decent farm-style ones here), but this mackerel idea is going to put me off them

Can get sausages only in warmer weather otherwise it's always a huge frozen chunk that refuses to thaw all winter.

So today I was enjoying one and laughing at Sparry not having one (chicken sausage, the other ones I don't want to think about ). Was half-expecting him to go whingeing to a news channel/talk show host about it. This was way better though
 
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Apparently they were in a suv then cos of paps decided to change to a taxi to decoy. Then they drove around for an hour to throw paps of the scent as they were going to a friends house. Most odd thing is...they have friends??
A taxi with clear glass as a decoy? Did they think the paps all had guide dogs and wouldn’t notice a reddish buffoon, a goldfish in a wig and an elderly black woman driving in the area?
 
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I am not sure which has been my favourite day yet, the day the excerpts from Spare Leaked, the day after South Park, the day The Cut interview came out or today.
mine is the polo trophy day. chef's kiss
 
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Apparently they were in a suv then cos of paps decided to change to a taxi to decoy. Then they drove around for an hour to throw paps of the scent as they were going to a friends house. Most odd thing is...they have friends??
And they were photographed coming out of the venue and getting into a taxi
 
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It sounds like the request to get the UK court to give them security has already been turned down, and a second request/appeal was due to be made either yesterday or today!
 
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latest tarot by Andie
“ A chase that could have been fatal.”

It’s bin night in my town. If I don’t look both ways when crossing the road I could get run over by the bin truck. It could be fatal.

What the actual fuckery
 
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Little Harry Wales,
He tended to digress.
He'd always tell u rather more
Instead of rather less.
Of wild exaggeration he was never known to tire.
The facts became irrelevant.
In short, he was a LIAR.

Pam Ayres Little Lawrence Greenaway poem
Lawrence comes a cropper in the end because nobody believes him when something really does happen to him and he DISAPPEARS
 
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Imagine Charles & Williams first glance at that headline. Their blood will of run cold only to realise absolutely nothing happened.
 
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Been lifting weights
That’s no tricep (?) it’s the line of her hunched back caused by poor posture…..does anyone buy the line that she went to ballet and dance classes? If she did then she took up delivering sacks of coal soon after!
 
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A taxi with clear glass as a decoy? Did they think the paps all had guide dogs and wouldn’t notice a reddish buffoon, a goldfish in a wig and an elderly black woman driving in the area?
BIB - I'm weak from laughing at the description!
 
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This genuinely worries me.
The jumped up little fuckwit should NOT get IPP status. Can you imagine how smug shit for brains will be
The only silver lining in this is that the US will foot the bill & hopefully he will never set foot in the UK again. Twat.
 
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My interpretation of their outlandish statement is simply;

1.They want tax payer funded security and IPP status

2. They want photos only they have image rights to (and therefore can make money from)
 
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Oh ffs not again… how doesn’t he see?! Every time he wheels out his dead mum he thinks everyone goes “ahhh poor little boy” no one does that any more! Every time he does it there is literally a global eye roll and a “FFS stop wheeling out your dead mum”
 
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