I'd read upthread something to the effect of Smegs doing the moonbumps thing and Sparry going along with it. Can't find the post again to quote it, but it had triggered a thought - maybe the moonbumps was Sparry's idea, to gaslight his family, the media and the people (which is basically everyone he hates), and to put his family in a compromising situation.
I know, I know, Sparry is a thicko, but in my experience, people like him - low intelligence but high level of slyness - are more likely to think up and execute the most dastardly plans. I see it
in my family amongst my relatives. Low intelligence enables them to lack empathy and a conscience, which makes them supremely confident and ruthless (sound familiar yet?). And also quick to hold grudges.
Plus they are surrounded by and attract like-minded people who are quite happy to help them, until
tit hits the fan.
I feel that he and Smegs are far cleverer than they like to act, and most of their 'self-markling' is either her hubris, or a clever way to keep us hooked (because if they kept winning then most of us would have to stop seeing them for our brains' sakes). Why? Because whether they won or lose, the Royal Family always gets dragged in and is mentioned in a negative way. Chipping away.
Sometimes I think that both or one of the Flatpacks are real, and knowing Smegsy's true nature, he keeps them away from her in the care of nannies or birth mothers or whoever. And he has decreed that they would be kept private so we keep seeing the fake kids. Also an excellent way to toy with the family/media/public.
Smegs, I feel, is his employee, collaborator, co-conspirator, the voice in his ear, his obsession (especially thanks to the Diana cosplaying), and a convenient patsy if needed.
I could be wrong, of course, but this is what my fevered and half-sedated brain suggested, so could be as true as anything in Sparry's world
Welcome to Hollywood ... superficial cuntworld.
It's everywhere nowadays. Cuntness isn't largely limited to Hollywood anymore.