One of the games my sister and I used to play (usually after a glass or two of wine) was imaginary neighbours.
You are living in a nice semi, open plan front garden, average sized back garden. Now describe the neighbour that the other one gives you.
So..the Markles.
Loud music, noisy, lots of arguments, bin overflowing outside the house and never taken into the back garden, he takes the dogs for a walk and they tit on your lawn and he denies it. She borrows stuff and never returns it or replaces it.
The Wales.
Well mannered, apologise if the children will be making to much noise this weekend but it’s a birthday party. And they will be sent round with a slice of cake. William will offer to cut your front grass while he is doing his. If you are ill, Catherine will be round with a casserole and asking if you need any shopping.