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Oh hang on, I’m just taking my bra offJOHNNY, SIGN MY BOOBS
Did I hear Katy Perry is something to do with the coronation? Her and Orlando Bloom are coming I think and they both live in Montecito nr the grusomes.
I would bloody love it! Possibly Zara? She would be a good one in my opinion. Imagine Princess Anne another bloody good one. Princess Michael of Kent has that look for Tattle. If there is someone we will never know.
Jennie Bond has always been a PITA - no doubt she will be wheeled out to provide some nauseating commentary on Coronation proceedings under the guise of 'special insights on the RF' - she has clung onto their coat-tails for years.
I've only briefly dipped in and out of these threads over time. Can you give me the low down on Frida please?
No,no,no! No IPP status for Haznobrains …… he needs to face the consequences of his actions rather than them being covered up like they have been his whole life. He is a grown man now and reality needs to smack him in the face, no more protecting the wimp. Also IPP status would automatically come with security and I’ll be damned if I’m paying taxes to cover paid security for that little tit, his Ho and two dolls …. No way!
Mines the day after yours then.
Always room for more Kenneth
I grew up watching Willo the Wisp
BiB I believe it's Sisters before Misters in that case, but I'm not exactly down wiv da kidz
I use the terms neutrally. Also, I know (knew) lots of guys who are basically Hos so it works 
We have this wheel-shaped mint named 'Polo', with the tagline 'The mint with the hole'. Those boys are Hos without a Minge
That would make Smegs the Ho with the Minge.
Now I can't buy those mints again. Such a pity. They're quite delicious and inexpensive too. Markled
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Leftover (hah!) cheesy poofs for you thenMines the day after yours then.
the party will continue! 
@Bobble22 we need to get you IPP status.
BIB
No, I don't think you're wrong.
Here's Jobson. Haven't watched the clip, but according to the replies (who aren't having any of it) he's called William "churlish".
Remember, Clarence House co-operated with him on his first Charles book.
I feel for William and Catherine because there's definitely some kind of a "narrative" coming from somewhere. Suddenly all the RRs are singing variations of the same tune.
We seem to be coming full circle back to "Poor Wee Hazza."
And if William has to be made into an obstinate villain, then so be it. Never mind Spare, NF, Oprah, the Catherine-bashing, etc. Water under the bridge.
You can see it in the other pieces from CT, Roya, etc.
Charles "pleased". Camilla "forgiving". William "pragmatic", ie the roadblock to a full-on, happy-clappy family reunion.
What next? The balcony for "Darling Boy"? I wouldn't be surprised.
If I were William, I'd call myself Duke of Cornwall, bugger off somewhere rural with Catherine, the kids and the Duchy, and live a quiet life as a landowner.
Leave the rest to it, and see how long the Monarchy's support lasts without W&C's popularity propping it up.
JMO
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Hope that was a sewage overflow pipe he was standing next to!from Princeharry FB puff-puff
ooops - my arm slipped .. sorry...
Everyone's rightly pee'd off at all the rubbish in the press, but we have to wade through it as the rubbish is there to hide nuggets of truth. They hope that we'll throw the baby out with the bath-water and miss the nuggets, but we don't and that's why they read on here.
Hello Johnny x
Daily Express article repeat today about TB saying Catherine prevented the Ho coming to the Coronation. Lady C says TB can be "dramatic", but TB still said it and it will carry weight because of Revenge and TB's cast-iron sources, and this could damage Catherine. It will be used as ammo maybe later by the Ho, and as Chuck is "sad" that he didn't see the Ho or her Cartons at the Coronation, this was Catherine's fault.
Who leaked this, Johnny?
Of course the Stoat and Chuck have spoken, despite reports that Chuck was too busy to see him. They've reached an agreement about the Ho's absence and arrangements for the Stoat. He won't be at the back by the toilets.
There's another Stoat book due out in June? The Ho's writing a book too, and the RF will never be rid of them as long as the Stoats have the status, prestige and platform provided by the RF.
The narrative has shifted onto William's shoulders as the villain, Chuck the peacemaker.
Lovely to see how easily the title of Princess of Wales sits on Catherine. After Diana, accepted by everyone and I've never seen a negative comment on this.
Bye for now Johnny
That Nutty must be really something if you've put up with Capt. Tom squirting at you under the duvet day after day. Just saying.....
There's a queue.
Greedy baggage.
Hello Johnny x
Daily Express article repeat today about TB saying Catherine prevented the Ho coming to the Coronation. Lady C says TB can be "dramatic", but TB still said it and it will carry weight because of Revenge and TB's cast-iron sources, and this could damage Catherine. It will be used as ammo maybe later by the Ho, and as Chuck is "sad" that he didn't see the Ho or her Cartons at the Coronation, this was Catherine's fault.
Who leaked this, Johnny?
Of course the Stoat and Chuck have spoken, despite reports that Chuck was too busy to see him. They've reached an agreement about the Ho's absence and arrangements for the Stoat. He won't be at the back by the toilets.
There's another Stoat book due out in June? The Ho's writing a book too, and the RF will never be rid of them as long as the Stoats have the status, prestige and platform provided by the RF.
The narrative has shifted onto William's shoulders as the villain, Chuck the peacemaker.
Lovely to see how easily the title of Princess of Wales sits on Catherine. After Diana, accepted by everyone and I've never seen a negative comment on this.
Bye for now Johnny
And mine! As our Line Manager Johnny you've got lots of Tattlers "under" you, and I'm writing to complain that @Nuttynana 's been under you for three weeks with her bloody cat.JOHNNY, SIGN MY BOOBS
That Nutty must be really something if you've put up with Capt. Tom squirting at you under the duvet day after day. Just saying.....
There's a queue.
Greedy baggage.
I thought that was a representation of the Harkles; the wee bitty Harkles, ILBW complete and blooming and TOS in bits.
No, no, no...why should it always be William's responsibility to make the concessions to his spoiled brat of a brother?!
I think it was Camilla (Tominey) who asked if William was acting churlish actually. I may have that wrong tho ... better check! Camilla looked ravashing this morning ... but I digress.Here's Jobson. Haven't watched the clip, but according to the replies (who aren't having any of it) he's called William "churlish".
DINNER FOR 11? You are awesome! Im sure it will be lovely. Get some of those 11 to help.
I think Anne is here, and hat's more I think she's our very much loved Resident Potty Mouth, @Nuttynana. I can see Nutty fighting back, and replying "Not Bloody Likely" when they tried to kidnap her. I belleve she's been building up her vocabulary since the incident, and while she'd still prevail, she'd wax a little more poetically, like ""Not Bloody Likely you pissant piece of bleeping crap asshole Motherfucker!"
Happy Sunday everyone. I'm lving happly in my daydream that HaznoBalls will stay with PA after the coronation. H, is that a moving van en route to Monteshitshow?
Interesting...let's have a show of hands of all the Taureans on hereMines the day after yours then.
Nope.
William holds all the power and money, once Harry has finished his extended temper tantrum he'll come crawling back because he only survives on other people's £££.
Weren’t they quoted as saying that THIS year…after they scourged the family and cashed in with their lies and treachery EVERYWHERE…that THIS year would be the year of reconciliation with the RF? I distinctly remember that comment…and now I think we see it in action.
This us why Walmart Wallis has gone quiet. This is why all the laudatory spin…”doesn’t want to detract”, “Birthday Mom” etc. This is why the Juggler is being allowed to attend alone. They desperately NEED back in! They have become the butt of jokes in the US…and another series of her Woke sermons will be as welcome as the Bud Light debacle.
We are watching the Reconciliation plan take shape….
This us why Walmart Wallis has gone quiet. This is why all the laudatory spin…”doesn’t want to detract”, “Birthday Mom” etc. This is why the Juggler is being allowed to attend alone. They desperately NEED back in! They have become the butt of jokes in the US…and another series of her Woke sermons will be as welcome as the Bud Light debacle.
We are watching the Reconciliation plan take shape….
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