Harry & Meghan #330 Thank Goodness Meghan Isn't Coming

[Shushex]

Thanks to @Mancunian for the winning title.

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Harry & Meghan #329 They won’t be at the Palace because they’re full of malice

Thanks to @Bobble22 for the winning title TW is not coming to the Coronation! I repeat: TW is not coming to the Coronation! She's staying home with the invisibles, after exhausting the living daylight out of us with all her PR drivel about the roles the bubs should have in Corrie because it's...

tattle.life

 

[Bushbaby21]

I just saw this on Tumblr. Couldn't resist stealing it.

 

[emmer_moans]

If Haz has accepted his invite after back and forth to find where he's going to sit, do we think the RF conceded to his request regarding seating?

I personally think they will tell him one thing about seating but on the day be ushered to a seat behind a candle. Though if if he is a COS he will have to sit with the other COS?

Perhaps he will get his way with seating but then the cameras not focus on him much at all.

Regarding the question from previous thread about how we feel about Meghan not coming, I am torn. I am glad she's not, because then she can't pull any moves at the event itself. Hopefully the focus will be on the actual crowning. However part of me wanted her to come so she could be really booed by the public for her behaviour, but then again she'd interpret that as racism and never accept her wrongdoing in all of this.

 

[Shushex]

i voted other because i'm an airhead and posted the thread before getting all the poll options and can't add.

my prediction is she'll gate-crash the Corrie a la Caroline of Brunswick, while holding one child on each side and a Whole Foods tote shopping bag

edit: the second part with the tote bag was suggested by @ChaoticArtist and i absolutely LOL-ed out loud at it so i must give credit. again: scatter-brain.

 

[lollipop_panda]

If Haz has accepted his invite after back and forth to find where he's going to sit, do we think the RF conceded to his request regarding seating?

I personally think they will tell him one thing about seating but on the day be ushered to a seat behind a candle. Though if if he is a COS he will have to sit with the other COS?

Perhaps he will get his way with seating but then the cameras not focus on him much at all.

Regarding the question from previous thread about how we feel about Meghan not coming, I am torn. I am glad she's not, because then she can't pull any moves at the event itself. Hopefully the focus will be on the actual crowning. However part of me wanted her to come so she could be really booed by the public for her behaviour, but then again she'd interpret that as racism and never accept her wrongdoing in all of this.

IMO the fact he accepted so late and it’s just him means that they didn’t get anything they wanted.

 

[Scotch Mist]

If Haz has accepted his invite after back and forth to find where he's going to sit, do we think the RF conceded to his request regarding seating?

I personally think they will tell him one thing about seating but on the day be ushered to a seat behind a candle. Though if if he is a COS he will have to sit with the other COS?

Perhaps he will get his way with seating but then the cameras not focus on him much at all.

Regarding the question from previous thread about how we feel about Meghan not coming, I am torn. I am glad she's not, because then she can't pull any moves at the event itself. Hopefully the focus will be on the actual crowning. However part of me wanted her to come so she could be really booed by the public for her behaviour, but then again she'd interpret that as racism and never accept her wrongdoing in all of this.

I believe that Hazno will be well protected from any possible booing or protests (as Smegz would have been if she showed up). The public won't be given the opportunity to upstage the day with protests against him.

Hazno will be taken in and out of the venue by a car with blacked out windows and use of a secret entrance that the public have no access to. He'll be so protected and surrounded by security and secret service staff that he'll hardly be able to breathe without them monitoring his every move.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I don’t think he’s got prominent seating , he’ll be with the cousins like at St Paul’s.

 

[Mancunian]

Thanks to @Mancunian for the winning title.

Ooooh

Massive achievement, there were some great suggestions in the last thread !

Maybe they should all post them again in this thread to get another shot. Shame to let them go to waste ...

 

[D. A.]

The second comment about too much PR sums it up for me - she is going to go nuclear now I think

 

[emmer_moans]

I hope Camilla and Catherine wear the most beautiful gowns and tiaras now. This event hasn't happened for 70 years, so give us the pomp. We know that the tiaras exist already so it's not an extra expense. Get them out and use them, I say!

 

[Cheapseats]

Hope he gets the cold shoulder from all like a Spare prick at a coronation

 

[LadyMuck]

I believe that Hazno will be well protected from any possible booing or protests (as Smegz would have been if she showed up). The public won't be given the opportunity to upstage the day with protests against him.

Hazno will be taken in and out of the venue by a car with blacked out windows and use of a secret entrance that the public have no access to. He'll be so protected and surrounded by security and secret service staff that he'll hardly be able to breathe without them monitoring his every move.

Agree with this. But it makes me mad why they are still protecting him. They should allow the public to express their disdain for the man baby

 

[thenorthremembers]

Apologies if it’s already been posted but it’s hilarious

 

[The Tipsy Titian]

WTF is she doing here?

 

[ChaoticArtist]

Oooh nice poll! I voted for all the options, because she'll have to try them all to get any sort of attention

Paint-splattered hands right now. I'm painting things black and brown. Don't tell Smegs though, she'll try to steal my paint, and it's expensive!


Here's a candle I've got going for a nice cleanse - elegant Blueberry flavour. Perfect for the new thread!

 

[willbiteback]

The second comment about too much PR sums it up for me - she is going to go nuclear now I think

I’m so glad she’s not attending. The US Weekly coverage ticked me off good - Meg and maternal doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. And she wouldn’t miss her son’s birthday for the world - she does realize children are portable, right?? And “despite being the Duchess of Sussex” she is first and foremost a mom - what, that hour a week she spends Duchessing makes the mom part hard? And could somebody clear up some confusion for me - I’m suddenly reading references to the titles the children were “granted.” I was under the impression that Harry and Meg just sort of grabbed those titles via press release.

 

[ploddertoo]

Thread #329 moved along very fast, great new title

 

[willbiteback]

Oooh nice poll! I voted for all the options, because she'll have to try them all to get any sort of attention

Paint-splattered hands right now. I'm painting things black and brown. Don't tell Smegs though, she'll try to steal my paint, and it's expensive!


Here's a candle I've got going for a nice cleanse - elegant Blueberry flavour. Perfect for the new thread!

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I need a nice brain cleanse after watching the special nose pick/squat maneuver.

 

[LadyMuck]

Duchess of Narsussex

 

[ResidentMerkin]

I have another, far more grim, theory as to why they wanted the seating arrangement: they would leak it to the newly inspired/emboldened (thanks Joe, you zombie bleep) IRA. They are desperate for money, they are "one plane crash away from the throne", Chuck hasn't made any much necessary changes to the LoS or CoS placements or titles. A coronation tragedy and all their problems go away, they are on the throne and the monarchy /cash cow is theirs until they say so. Horrible thought but honestly at this point the corruption, the desperation, the total lack of scruples, accountability, karma etc... anything is possible.