Please don’t shoot me down for this.But how can these two eeijits be skint already? I mostly lurk on here so have probably missed the relevant posts.
I always thought the buying the house-of-many-toilets was a terrible mistake,they have a lavish lifestyle, and they have staff to pay,but still.....
I’d like to add that neither deserve any help from the RF.Particularly that gormless,bitter ,tapping arse Harry.
Welcome Pull up a chair:
Incomings
Hazzno said he used the money Diana left him to be able to move to USA (Cali)
She had some money from Suits (her ’muvver seems to also have made millions from gawd knows where estimate 10mill - we suspect money is being squirrelled away in to this account ready for the divorce). her vanity project book was a flop
Charles gave them millions to help put the deposit on the house (we don’t think they live there as it can be rented out by the day for filming etc)
He still has money due from the Queen Mums will (held in trust by Anne until he is 45 - we think)
He has a few ‘jobs’ no idea what he is paid but doubt it is millions
They have a ‘charity’ which only has to donate 5% of what is donated - their supporters regularly hold ‘collections’ and donate that possibly thousands.
They also have Nutflix, Book, Spotify deals - possibly already spent this advance for very very little content.
Outgoings:
Her expensive
crappy clothes - he only seems to wear old suits and grey tee shirts and shoes with holes in
Staff - not sure how many all told but estimate possible over a million a year for office, house, maintenance staff, security etc.
Private jets and gas guzzling cars
PR - probably in the millions
Lawyers - constantly suing the media and paps
Polo costs
the outgoings vs the incomings do not lead us to believe they are currently financially stable.
Taxes, mortgage, water, rates, energy all add up for a large mansion (or wherever they are staying) the usual everyday stuff as well
They also have to support the chickens and keep it clean as this is where Hazzno is sent to when he misbehaves and throws his crayons around
Does this help a little?
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there is more which other Tattlers can add - but in a nutshell this is where we think they currently are. Overseas, living their best life, free from duty and looking more miserable everytime a photo of him is released.