Harry & Meghan #191 Archificial and Invisibeth wherefore art thou, shame your mum's a right silly cow

[toninottony]

Thank you @Mrsoh for starting the new fred - your diploma for services to opening a new one is waiting for you in the VIP bog. Thanks for the new title too @Happy Lady. Happy Birthday @VioletButterfly.

So the carrion have landed - my June calendar picture is an American Bald Eagle - which is a sweet nod to the Calicunts esp the Bald part

Any guesses when they will do their first non royal / in a ‘private capacity‘ appearances tomorrow (Maybe) She will be gagging to wear her brand new outfits and her smarmy grin and they can have NF with them whilst out and about - to get some much needed content.

I also think Hazzno will pull up his big boy pants in front of his family (turn around balcony scenario kind of thing) as he will not want to look hen pecked etc in front of them. I imagine he is going to have to man up to take some of the things coming his way from Zara, Anne etc as well. Mike, Edward, Wilz and Peter will stand sniggering in the corner - a few 121 chats where he will hear some home truths which will give him a reality check now he is away from his magical bubble.

Any one know any spells to change me into a fly so I can get in and report back from my wall?

Please don’t insult the American bald eagle I live in Northern California and have seen them fairly closely on occasion like about within 75 to 100 ft away they are beautiful a better choice would be the California condor which I believe is a type of vulture and is a protected species lol

 

[Scotch Mist]

There are reports of the Harkles hanging around Windsor like a bad smell

 

[ChastityDingle]

I'm just picturing him meeting his family, then looking on at all the pomp and ceremony, and seeing all of the familiar places and things that he grew up with.

And convincing himself that play acting trophy presentations by his wife complete with a BHS hat, on a little tractor trailer while nobody looks on, are well worth it.

 

[kev1974]

I really hope the media are not going to continually plaster their ugly mugs all over the papers, and just focus on HM.

Like this, just in

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle 'jet out of LA and are on way to UK' # via https://android.com

I love how the Mail are relentlessly using the same unflattering picture set from Invictus in Every Single Story though .
Their picture editor must laugh their head off while composing every story at the moment.
The pic of Hazno hugging his Nacho is in nearly every story now too.

 

[JAR21]

I've saved all the articles in the general Wiki page for the moment, but when the Jubilee is finished, I'll move them to the specific references page under a Jubilee heading.

Happy Birthyday @VioletButterfly x

 

[VC10]

I love how the Mail are relentlessly using the same unflattering picture set from Invictus in Every Single Story though .
Their picture editor must laugh their head off while composing every story at the moment.
The pic of Hazno hugging his Nacho is in nearly every story now too.

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The Daily mail- keep throwing tit at them, both subtly and heavily

 

[ChastityDingle]

The Daily mail- keep throwing tit at them, both subtly and heavily

And have been doing so all along, imo.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Hope if they borrowed someone else’s jet they at least paid for the fuel this is the price of av fuel in Santa Barbara as of today and yes it is per gallonView attachment 1310361

I don't think either have personally paid a thing in their life. Ironically daddy did

 

[Nuttynana]

The DM has done a photo a year for HM's reign

70 photos from Queen's reign as she celebrates her Platinum Jubilee

FEMAIL has collected memories from every year of The Queen's 70 year reign, ahead of the Platinum Jubilee this weekend

www.dailymail.co.uk

Happy Birthday @VioletButterfly May you enjoy clean air for your birthday. Doubly so as you will undoubtedly smell rotten tomatoes in a few days...

After the Trooping tomorrow there will be loads of horseshit me and the Squad will be scooping it up into giant slized catapults to aim it at Slack Alice and the Apricot hole..

Have a lovely birthday @VioletButterfy wish you were here instead of the Monti Morons and their retinue of plastic Stepfords

 

[Churchill's Ghost]

Ugh, they used the photos of the gruesome's wedding and with Archie, but only the photo of George's christening, nothing of W&C's wedding

 

[Shemakesmemad]

I bet Scobiecunt is so happy today, he must be rolling on the floor like an excited puppy, in the knowledge that his handler and mistress is (probably) somewhere on the same patch of soil as him again

He’ll be positively moist with anticipation

 

[Honeytheonions]

No one likes them so why fly over? Hope they get some boos. Harry used to be okay, but he's now so loved up he hangs on her every word. Seriously they should piss off back to the states.

Probably wet himself jumping up on the door to get out And hump his masters’ legs.

Who is Scoobiecunt?

 

[Evangelina]

Happy Birthday @VioletButterfly



Thanks for the new thread and title.

Netflix uses G-550 Gulfstreams.

The DM confirmed them, so they are probably already here.

 

[ResidentMerkin]

Not at the Balcony ; not at the Flypast , I'm happy

I hope they fly past the UK, fuckers

 

[Nuttynana]

I hope they fly past the UK, fuckers

Hope the flypast drops tit on them, The Lancaster has bomb bays.

Wonder when we will see the Ginge and the Minge hopefully half way down the aisle obscured by a pillar and someone with a huge hat

 

[ResidentMerkin]

Wonder when the first sighting will be?? Probably thunder. Lightning and hailstones will precede them.

So angry this morning I kicked my plastic washing basket around the garden and to add insult to injury kicked a hole in the bottom and tripped arse over apex over it, what a bleeping sight that was to behold, cats ran, birds flew away and a pigeon shat on the mangled basket, says it all today really silly old cow

I hope it rains frogs and a swarm of locusts descends upon them as they disembark.... a netflix captures this biblical moment in full HD technicolor Dolby magnificence

 

[JAR21]

No one likes them so why fly over? Hope they get some boos. Harry used to be okay, but he's now so loved up he hangs on her every word. Seriously they should piss off back to the states.

I suspect they've got them attending events where they can't get boo'd, or it would be very difficult to do it effectively.

 

[Scotch Mist]

Russia has declared war on the USA and the UK
bleeping hell can this day get any worse

 

[ResidentMerkin]

Russia has declared war on the USA and the UK
bleeping hell can this day get any worse

What? I keep hitting refresh on my newsfeed but seem to be an hour behind in getting news.... like that H&M have la ded or that Bad Blad is about to nuke the UK and the US

 

[Evangelina]

It's simply amazing how the RF and worse the DM thinks that everyone has the attention span of a dead hippo :

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle 'jet out of LA and are on way to UK'

The Sussexes have left LAX airport with their children Archie and Lilibet, who will meet her great-grandmother for the first time as she turns one on Saturday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

In article:
''Simon Morgan expects they will be given armed protection at these events, and on the journey to and from Windsor due to the security operation planned for the jubilee. ''
Yeah,
This Simon Morgan:

Prince Harry's security threat level explained

PRINCE HARRY has a security threat level being a former military veteran and a member of the senior Royal Family, a former royal protection officer claimed.

www.express.co.uk

''PRINCE HARRY has a security threat level being a former military veteran and a member of the senior Royal Family, a former royal protection officer claimed.''
And of course this Simon Morgan:

Harry and Meghan #170 Will Frogmore's new lease mean I get my own Police?

I mentioned this in previous thread about ''Police security for individuals is not for sale.'' and again this :'' think they were ex police,'' about the muddling of waters. Harry technically doesn't have the right to hire veteran RPO's now, because of their security clearance levels being...

tattle.life

Yep: