Harry & Meghan #191 Archificial and Invisibeth wherefore art thou, shame your mum's a right silly cow

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On a side note.

I (the republican) have just broken 'No Mow May' by mowing the union flag into the lawn. It looks pretty tit (better from the upstairs window) but it's given me a giggle. And it'll really confuse the husband when he gets home :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Are you going to share a photo with us?
 
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No christening?
The Mattress of Montecito! Brilliant.
 
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I wonder if Smeg will curtsy to W&C. That will stick in her craw lol
 
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Just to warn everyone, I will be using angry and vomit emojis regularly, but they will NOT be about the poster. I feel like driving to London post haste, to walk around with a placard, and maybe a paint gun, not filled with paint. Obviously.

I need a spitting emoji. We will not be celebrating Lily’s birthday 😤
I wish I felt a bit happier. Right now I feel like I'm sitting in the cinema waiting for 'The Omen' to start.

Love that it's HM and PW starting the beacons off tomorrow night though. Perhaps HM could use Smeg's wig to get things going.

 
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I love that William is taking on such a prominent role in the Jubbly , suck on that ginger tits , while you’re watching The Chase back at the cottage and eating a Deliveroo .
 
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To be fair, in the dm article there are a lot of "expected/suggested/predicted/if/expects/are thought to be/it is understood/could/the report claimed/suggests/promised/speculation/"
I will believe it when I see it...
 
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