Harry & Meghan #191 Archificial and Invisibeth wherefore art thou, shame your mum's a right silly cow

[Nuttynana]

Congratulations on joining the chatty member club. You can now join me in chasing VIP Status. I want to find out what is in the VIP Stateroom.

Sir Tom has left you something

It's called a Methane special!

 

[wisebutwild]

Sir Tom has left you something

It's called a Methane special!

Don' t look him in his one eye or he'll go for you!

 

[SkinnyMalinky]

I had a terrible thought.
Kim Kartrashian is in London. Do you think the terrible twosome are going to meet KK to try and push HM The Queen off the headlines???

I think Kim has more class () than to fraternise with La Markle

 

[kev1974]

Do you think Dora the explorer will be with them ? She’s completely vanished hasn’t she

Depends if she got parole and is allowed to leave the country

 

[VC10]

Everyone's got their measure............

 

[HairyWeeTerrier]

Holy Crap I am a chatty member now...... woo hoo...

I thought you were a VIP

 

[planetmirth]

I refuse to believe they're here until i see their ugly mugs "sticks fingers in ears" lalalalalalalalalala, not listening to anyone saying they're here lalalalalala

You know what we need ……a coachload of technophobic pensioners just passing RAF Northholt And all staring out the window .

 

[NorthernValkyrie]

Happy New Thread! Jubilee time!
If I can find it again I'll share a link...I saw a commentator on Sky News AU likening our favourites to a couple of old contestants from Big Brother

Usually I don't mind commentators on GB News but whoever this Pandora Forsyth is? "I presume" "I think", gee, can you find more filler words to say absolutely nothing? And all the "ums" and "ers"? GBN should invite on any one of us Tattlers, we'd be able to articulate thoughts and make sense. Including the clip because it's good eye rolling exercise and quite short.




Lovely verse:

 

[Kittypops]

I've caught up at last and, not being able to work out how to put a muffin on my kitty head, I've found a suitable cake that I'll enjoy eating, should the flatpacks see the light of day.

<-----------' see cake pictured

and to all

 

[margaretta]

Sir Tom has left you something

It's called a Methane special!

oh dear. I thought i could smell something funny.

and it wasn’t the smell of the gruesome twosome coming into London. PLEASE let it not be them.

 

[VC10]

Our flags for The United Kingdom ; The Commonwealth of Nations spread around the World ; Her Majesty's Domains and Protectorates , and the Hawaiian National Flag ( the only USA flag to fly another Nation's flag incorporated into it ).

 

[Oohthedrama]

He's got everything he demanded.

It’s Harry and his wife in a gif

 

[Churchill's Ghost]

It’s Harry and his wife in a gif

Actual Netflix footage, obviously!

 

[LadyMuck]

Well well, Trevor Coult posted a video 7 minutes ago about a Porn company offering Smeg a job as creative director. He had the email or proof. I was about to share with Tattlers but it said 'error occurred '. I went back to it and it's gone. Seems the powers that be are out in force and very quick! Video wasn't even that bad!

Eta. On his community page he says the video is being checked by youtube

 

[VC10]

I am looking forward to this Tomorrow
And unsullied by those two traitorous skidmarks

 

[toninottony]

Hope if they borrowed someone else’s jet they at least paid for the fuel this is the price of av fuel in Santa Barbara as of today and yes it is per gallon

 

[Scotch Mist]

Thank you for the wonderful new thread and title, @Mrsoh and @Happy Lady. I hate to say, the air in America smells a little better right now. Almost like a stench we’ve come to endure for 2 years has lifted.
while I celebrate my birthday and this new sweetness in the air, I feel sorry for my Tattler friends in London, where I hear the stench from the bench, has touched down.

I’m sorry my gain means the witch is in your backyard right now. (But yea me. also threw in a shameless Birthday plug. Last year she ruined my Anniversary with her phony tour of NY. She owed me this one. )

Happy Birthday hope you have a great day
I've baked you a tomato cake, so if you don't like the taste you know where you can hurl it

 

[LadyMuck]

I really hope the media are not going to continually plaster their ugly mugs all over the papers, and just focus on HM.

Like this, just in

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle 'jet out of LA and are on way to UK' # via https://android.com

 

[NorthernValkyrie]

The DM has done a photo a year for HM's reign

70 photos from Queen's reign as she celebrates her Platinum Jubilee

FEMAIL has collected memories from every year of The Queen's 70 year reign, ahead of the Platinum Jubilee this weekend

www.dailymail.co.uk

Happy Birthday @VioletButterfly May you enjoy clean air for your birthday. Doubly so as you will undoubtedly smell rotten tomatoes in a few days...

 

[VC10]

I really hope the media are not going to continually plaster their ugly mugs all over the papers, and just focus on HM.

Like this, just in

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle 'jet out of LA and are on way to UK' # via https://android.com

Not at the Balcony ; not at the Flypast , I'm happy