Harry & Meghan #138 Stole from elephants, booed at awards, not welcome, please stay abroad

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Being on the cover doesn't mean much then
Her neck's not usually that long! Has somebody been stretching it? I would say photoshop and pi*s take.
And didn't they give a donation to the 'World's thingamabob Kitchen' a while ago which belongs to the chef who wrote this piece?
 
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All my favorite parts. Especially love where they both directly draw a comparison between themselves, who are ‘boots on the ground’, and the Cambridge’s, who apparently just sit around opining and praising from afar, as well as compare themselves to emergency service workers.
 
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Just seen The Times magazine article as reported in the Daily Mail. What utter crap!

I am now going to run towards the struggle by emptying my bowels.

Honestly I won’t even bother going though the details as I am certain Jose Andres and the like live in a dreamworld of sycophants, hypocrites and bullshitters.
 
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Lolz. It’s Ginge’s birthday and Cringe has him relegated to the background in the white boiler suit pic
 
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Is that from the Time article itself? I don’t want to waste my clicks to read the article.
 
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Her neck's not usually that long! Has somebody been stretching it? I would say photoshop and pi*s take.
And didn't they give a donation to the 'World's thingamabob Kitchen' a while ago which belongs to the chef who wrote this piece?
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There is a way of stretching necks, ask Pierrepoint he gets it spot on each time and the right amount of drop
 
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Thank you @Cassandra333 for brilliant summary and @Doodlebug005 for brilliant title.
 
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It reads like the opening of a really bad fanfiction

"Springing into action is not the easy choice for a young Duke and Duchess who have been blessed through birth and talent" bolded bits are rather fantastical.
Finishing the quote aforementioned with 'he wrote' when the last 'he' referenced is PWB doesn't quite work...

Rather enjoying Twatter not seeming best impressed. Went to check on her mouthpiece fan led outfit twatter to see if they'd mentioned this yet. They had retweeted it from elsewhere....and so many comments were unimpressed haha.
I can't wait to see what Sky News Australia and GBNews have to say about this


 
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He's totally dyed his hair and beard
 
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Was the wife's aim to try and replicate this photo with Haz holding her shoulder? You know, because nothing is a coincidence with her. Oedipus complex or what?!
 
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There is a way of stretching necks, ask Pierrepoint he gets it spot on each time and the right amount of drop
Albert Pierrepoint had a pub not far from where I live. The name of his pub ...........Help the Poor Struggler ..... true story.
 
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Fuck off you are not wanted cheeky fucker
The nerve of it! ‘Everything she went through?’ What, the life of unimaginable luxury but not getting to be top dog? Not being allowed to bully her staff? Having to *gasp* work occasionally?
 
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