Harry & Meghan #138 Stole from elephants, booed at awards, not welcome, please stay abroad

[Wackie Jeaver]

@NorthernValkyrie, hugest thanks - and I feel sure your version is far superior to the original!

 

[Mark81]

Both are still up. I'm a bit surprised tbh

 

[AnnieCox]

Yes exactly - there could be so much going on that we do not know about behind the scenes and yet the majority of the time, because we are frustrated, we keep berating the Authorities and the Royal Family - there could be so much we do not know that is being done that we would be absolutely pleased about.

Take heart Tattlers!

I'm never too sure on what I think about Tarot readings even though I have some decks myself! You've made a good point. Often I think gossip and tarot cards or similar are just a way of expressing our discomfort about certain people, it all seems to come from that sense of 'knowing' even if we don't have the details and truth.

 

[Cacacoisfarraige]

I think some is trying to set Carrie up against the Royals. There have been articles talking about her ‘copying’ Kates style. I can’t imagine that’s coming from KP, but it’s right up MM’s street.

 

[Allflightscancelled]

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Thanks Peachsquish

Have any of you seen the Blind Gossip story ‘such a private relationship’? It’s ostensibly about a boy bander, but it draws parallels with Smeg and Dreg and the comments are all about them and the weird Time pics

 

[Dreamycloud]

Where is Harry's other leg?

 

[Chita]

Needs sound on

He looks like Neil from Strictly Come Dancing in that.

 

[YeltsinsTank]

It was proven at his autopsy that Hitler suffered from right-sided monorchism meaning he had one undescended testicle.

An undescended testicle isn't an intersex condition, a micropenis or any of the other stuff that's been said about him that's tantamount to what's being said about Meghan.

 

[freda19]

@Poppea
If you are lurking bubba, there is a german resident (for now) who you might be able to advise in the Tea and sympathy thread.

Escape into the Tea & Sympathy Support room.

I've fucked up and posted some incomprehensible messages here on Tattle, I'm full of regret (drink and meds) Should I apologise? Should I just go back as if nothing's happened? I'm really ashamed I'm sorry kitty but you are what we affectionately call round here "a wee shite". Honestly, we...

tattle.life

.... not that post though, further down.

 

[Pippa M]

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Spaniels would like her. Maybe it should read " LOL Real "

 

[DollyBlue]

Looool xx.
Yep I found it on Google when I typed in prince Harry cakes but came across this one first.. x.

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lol doesn't even look like the models for this were the real H & M - or the cake decorator was actually rubbish at people!
I have watched extreme cakes on netflix so I know there are some really creative and talented cake decorators out there - maybe this one is talented but decided to take the piss?

 

[MistyWoods]

From the realm of ‘things you saw on Twitter you wished that you’d said’

the sugars are out in force hating on William on that one

 

[Chum]

I thought it meant 'Duke Duchess Of Sussex' attack for a moment

Same, girl, same!

 

[mylifeisasillymoviefail]

It was proven at his autopsy that Hitler suffered from right-sided monorchism meaning he had one undescended testicle.

So the old song was partly true?
Hitler has only got one ball
Goering has two but very small
Himmler has something similar
Goebbels has no balls at all

(Sung to colonel bogey march)

 

[ChipDex]

Carrie has a lot of enemies in downing street / ex downing street I don't believe this is anything to do with MM

Not directly but Harpers is Scrotie territory, isn't it?

But as you say, Carrie has enemies and this is more likely an attempt to embarrass her and BoJo rather than the Royals. We know that Gobby Scobbie will be rushing to tweet anything in the article that's derogatory towards Charles, Camilla or the Cambridges though. To please his mistress.

 

[Nuttynana]

He is launching his own brand of hair pieces

And all with the surplus from Doxys discarded, haddock pubes!!

 

[wisebutwild]

....... ol fucking " Brother Lee Love", there.....


Ludicrous.

No sense of Decorum; of History or Prestige, nothing.

The Muvver sat there all the way through it looking like an inmate from the Twilight Home for the Mentally Bewildered...

Embarrassing.

Never mind The Muvver, I sat all the way through it being Mentally Bewildered

 

[Bushbaby21]

Bright shiny new thread. Title by @Doolebug005. Had to alter it a bit, sorry.

Vague recollections of last thread.
We don't like Meghan and Harry.
We don't like Andrew either.
We're not impressed with people who use academic and other titles outside of work
We think Sunshine Sachs have either resigned or been sacked.
No invite to the Met Gala.
Didn't win an Emmy and were booed at the National TV Awards.
A lot of new cats joined the Pussy Squad and a couple of dogs I think?
Harry should keep his nose out of the American Military as well as our Military.
We all mourned the dead from 9/11 and shared our stories of the day.
We suspect that the 'in memorium' placed on the Markles website was actually so they could data mine peoples info. This is dispicable.
We wonder where the $3 million for the elephants has gone.
There is discussion of the Markles returning to the UK and meeting with the Queen. We recommend that they are searched for hidden cameras and recording devices first.
As always there were some fantastic memes and cartoons. We have some very talented members here.
Can't think of anything else. Please add whatever I've missed.
Last thread here:

Harry and Meghan #137 Camilla and Kate we love them so, not as fond of Princess Pinocchio

Thank you @Doodlebug005 and @Cassandra333 for the lovely new thread.

 

[Allflightscancelled]

I just spent a good few minutes trying to work out what a 'bot bander' was You meant 'boy' right? Or am I totally stupid?

Indeed

I have corrected it

 

[ResidentMerkin]

Diplomatic pouch/bag. Governments don’t do customs like the rest of us!

So up the wazoo of an underpaid bodyguard to the 3rd cousin of a saudi prince. Thought so