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Allflightscancelled
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She’s sucking her cheeks in, the daft, deluded old bat.
Meghan and Harry under 'tremendous pressure' over Netflix deal
MEGHAN Markle and Prince Harry are under pressure as they embark on new lives across the pond, according to a royal expert.www.express.co.uk
What's she done to her face???? She looks haggard.
MistyWoods
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She looks like she's had knee surgery or something. Very strange.
Allflightscancelled
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Ah well, it’s MUCH older than ‘Allo Allo’, though they may well have used it. It’s contemporary with WWW2
They look like my rice bags!!Harry's turn now..as a woman in another advertx.
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I've just noticed the size of those pants the woman on the left is holding up looool
Cinnamon.girl
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Is it the Diana Mario Testino photo, though she had her hand under her chin? It reminds me of something too - could it be that?Just seen it in the DM and had to come straight here!! Their weird pose really reminds me of something but I can't think what? Arrggh this is gonna bug me now, not much work getting done here this afternoon then
Milliemoo99
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It could have been a paid gig..that makes sense. I never actually pictured the pair of them as friends!!Oh, in the midst of the TIMES stuff I nearly forgot.
I read a few nights ago elsewhere that Chubster McCarthy was paid a fee to do the birthday video. So not a gift from a dear friend then.
Anyhoo, the post I read was a bit haphazard and irritating so I refused to screen grab it, but the gist of it was,
Apparently smeggy asked Reese Witherspoon to do the birthday vid with her. Seriously cuntchops, this is one of the few hollyweirds with enough integrity to refuse a wedding invite on the perfectly logical grounds that she'd never met you, ya cunt. Why dafuq would she do your crap video? Anyhoo for some reason Reece suggested she ask McCarthy (gawd, Reece must hate McCarthy) and when smeggy contacted Mc Carthy's guys they said "Sure. For a fee". So, allegedly it wasn't a gift/favour from McCarthy, it was a paid gig.No wonder she was so enthusiastic and had all the right props.
Dunno how true this is, but that's my offering
So too would be that she did it as part of the publicity/promo tour for 'Nine perfect strangers' Nicole Kidman is I think the producer for that show, and Nicole and Reece are friends and business partners!
McCarthy is actually brilliant in this series, but its a great expose of absurdity of the ultra rich health spa/mental health retreat kind of lifestyle. Which in the book and in this series comes across as fake and dodgy as f***
wisebutwild
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Love the line 'Wifey, has done a slicey' ........ pure poetry .....Harry, thought he was very tall
But now, it's found he has no balls.
Wifey, has done a slicey
So now there's no balls for Harry at all.
There's an entire page on Hitler has only got one ball at Wikipedia. It gives all the different versions and history of the song. Plus you can listen to the tune it's set to.
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball - Wikipedia
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Mrsoh
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More plates being thrown?True. I really really don't think William's anxious at all about some supposed Transatlantic pissing contest with a pair of clowns who've just posed for Time dressed and coiffed as if they're about to get their kit off for Boogie Nights: The Sequel.
William's been busy doing this with Attenborough for the Discovery Channel. Netflix who?
Prince William Teams With David Attenborough For New Discovery Plus Series ‘The Earthshot Prize: Repairing Our Planet’
Prince William and naturalist David Attenborough have teamed on a new Discovery Plus series, “The Eartshot Prize: Repairing Our Planet.” The Earthshot Prize was launched by Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge, and his Royal Foundation charity in October 2020 with the aim of “discovering...uk.finance.yahoo.com
Peachsquish
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Doubt it but interesting blind all the same
I wish he wouldThat front cover one
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The whole production team with a deep throat specials and a chicken vindaloo
I would like to see her.in the "repose" position
Bushbaby21
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Lol. That would be hilarious. The sugers qween will have her own throne. The qween of Monteshito.
tbh AJ looks gorgeous but she's definitely got the ' I work all year to get strong thighs and calves, I ain't feckin hiding them in a long dress ps Brad chose me'. Strike aThat dress is hideous. It even makes Angelina look dumpy, god knows what it would look like on ordinary mortals!
Doesn't Liz Hurley always do that leg out pose as well?
It's like 'look I've got real legs underneath and I want to make my evening wear look as tacky as possible'
Renegadedancer
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spot on!
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NorthernValkyrie
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I ask that we all take a minute's silence in honour and memory of the tea cups, tea pots and all other crockery destroyed in Monteshito in the last hours. RIP.
Pinocchio must be FUMING over the lack of worldwide adoration. All the jokes, the memes! Poor Pablo, poor chickens.
All I can think of is pubes when I see the photoshop job of PWB's head. Maybe they did a transplant from that area?
If the spread leg stance wasn't already Pinocchio trademarked I would be wondering if she was splitting herself so the viewer gaze would be less focussed on her middle. Why not wear a brighter colour when wandering through the trees so you stand out? Oh, also, if she's wearing white for the suffragette movement as the pandering waffle states, why isn't PWB wearing it too in solidarity?
Interesting comparing clothing prices of Pinocchio and Catherine. Victoria Beckham (as posted above) versus the below (same twitterer points out Catherine's blouse was worn in May 2016):
Some GBNews commentary: Dan Wootton, starts at 6.32 (sorry, device not wanting to let me share from the right second)
Colin Brazier with Tom Slater (Spiked) - CB makes a lovely reference to the garden stroll shot looking a bit Eden-like:
Pinocchio must be FUMING over the lack of worldwide adoration. All the jokes, the memes! Poor Pablo, poor chickens.
All I can think of is pubes when I see the photoshop job of PWB's head. Maybe they did a transplant from that area?
If the spread leg stance wasn't already Pinocchio trademarked I would be wondering if she was splitting herself so the viewer gaze would be less focussed on her middle. Why not wear a brighter colour when wandering through the trees so you stand out? Oh, also, if she's wearing white for the suffragette movement as the pandering waffle states, why isn't PWB wearing it too in solidarity?
Interesting comparing clothing prices of Pinocchio and Catherine. Victoria Beckham (as posted above) versus the below (same twitterer points out Catherine's blouse was worn in May 2016):
Some GBNews commentary: Dan Wootton, starts at 6.32 (sorry, device not wanting to let me share from the right second)
Colin Brazier with Tom Slater (Spiked) - CB makes a lovely reference to the garden stroll shot looking a bit Eden-like:
who are definitely more talented and influential with their millions of fans worldwide. Not to mention they were recently appointed special envoy for public diplomacy for the South Korean president.thankyoudelia
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The Soviets claimed they carried out an autopsy on the remains but there was some derision from the allies on this. More credence was given to claims on the dental remains found outside the bunker. I think the KGB ground these into dust in the 70s and threw them into a river.
Palpatine
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Is Charlotte Oliver Scoobie’s pseudonym at Heat?
What a load of shite!