Dried on a barrel, we Merkins like to say
I still think it is for balance, especially when the Harpy is keeping Hawwy Happy
Harry & Meghan #138 Stole from elephants, booed at awards, not welcome, please stay abroad
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I still think it is for balance, especially when the Harpy is keeping Hawwy Happy
I think it was Goering that had the small one?Up north we sang .....
Hitler, he only had one ball
??????, had one but very small
Himmler was very similar
`but poor Goebbels
had no balls at all
Can't remember the second person hence the ??????
I was thinking the same about mine. There's nowt more comfy than a big pair of knickers.
It's a real colour - caca d'oie pronounced "kaka dwa". I was using it for ages before I saw it written down and the penny dropped, it literally means goose poo. "Caca" is a word used by children, so it doesn't shock in the same way!
There’s a footballer called Caca. Makes me laugh every time
I don’t know if it’s been posted here or not but I can’t unsee it.
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Murky Meg
There's a new Celt vlog too but I was a bit bored by it to be honest.
Murky Meg
There's a new Celt vlog too but I was a bit bored by it to be honest.
The ring story rolls on. Presumably having been caught out by multiple photos of her wearing the big diamond they’ve now clarified ‘oh not that one, the one on the other pinky’ despite it being from a totally different designer.
Thank you, that does ring a bell now you've said it.
Think we could do the same rhyme but change the names to include Scoobie and PH to bring it more up to date .......
last lines would be .....
But Prince Harry
has no balls
at all
my name is Irish (shown without the fada’s- inflections on vowels)There’s a footballer called Caca. Makes me laugh every time
It translates as cáca (cake) cois (by the) farraige (ocean) - my daughters favourite song - but that’s so funny about the goose poop
Ah....the masters of misinformation & mis direction...what was one of his news jobs again ?The ring story rolls on. Presumably having been caught out by multiple photos of her wearing the big diamond they’ve now clarified ‘oh not that one, the one on the other pinky’ despite it being from a totally different designer.
Harry, thought he was very tall
But now, it's found he has no balls.
Wifey, has done a slicey
So now there's no balls for Harry at all.
There's an entire page on Hitler has only got one ball at Wikipedia. It gives all the different versions and history of the song. Plus you can listen to the tune it's set to.
en.wikipedia.org
But now, it's found he has no balls.
Wifey, has done a slicey
So now there's no balls for Harry at all.
There's an entire page on Hitler has only got one ball at Wikipedia. It gives all the different versions and history of the song. Plus you can listen to the tune it's set to.
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
yup - I used to think it was spelled "caca doigt" which is a whole new level of disgusting.... but for these two weirdos, probably equally appropriate
Caca is the Irish for cake also
... Mm does send us off in tangents, now I want cake!! It's a real colour i was in the supermarket this morning chuckling to myself "goose tit green" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...ng-gifted-Middle-East-diamonds-continues.html and the entire world went "oh yeah - pull the other one.... literally. Fuckers"Ah....the masters of misinformation & mis direction...what was one of his news jobs again ?
Now I want to know from whence these diamonds came, for what
Oh, and for a helpful and confirmatory visual:
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Love the line 'Wifey, has done a slicey' ........ pure poetry .....Harry, thought he was very tall
But now, it's found he has no balls.
Wifey, has done a slicey
So now there's no balls for Harry at all.
There's an entire page on Hitler has only got one ball at Wikipedia. It gives all the different versions and history of the song. Plus you can listen to the tune it's set to.
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball - Wikipedia
From an article by Judith Woods re the photographs in today's Daily Telegraph;
Throughout her 73 years of wedlock, the Queen somehow managed to communicate her position without feeling the need to stand like a Portsmouth pub bouncer at chucking-out time.
Throughout her 73 years of wedlock, the Queen somehow managed to communicate her position without feeling the need to stand like a Portsmouth pub bouncer at chucking-out time.
This description is pure genius....... crying with laughter.From an article by Judith Woods re the photographs in today's Daily Telegraph;
Throughout her 73 years of wedlock, the Queen somehow managed to communicate her position without feeling the need to stand like a Portsmouth pub bouncer at chucking-out time.
Good job I wasn't standing like that or there would have been a rather large puddle on the floor!
Caca doigt - i nearly spat my tea
. I once said to my French teacher (also head of 6th form) ‘tu me fais chier’ after hearing it used liberally in France. In my head it was some colloquial verb I’d never heard of and was spelt tu me féchiais, meaning you’re annoying me. Imagine my face when he literally translated it - ‘you make me tit’
I didn't know Meghan's legs with the 'f**k me now' pose, have featured in a film poster...From an article by Judith Woods re the photographs in today's Daily Telegraph;
Throughout her 73 years of wedlock, the Queen somehow managed to communicate her position without feeling the need to stand like a Portsmouth pub bouncer at chucking-out time.
One in which Harry played the 'Little man' too.
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