Harry & Meghan #138 Stole from elephants, booed at awards, not welcome, please stay abroad

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Woman on gb news just said Tussauds dont melt the waxworks of people who have become less popular in case they become popular again.
She says they store them somewhere but they remove the wigs and use them on other waxworks - and she said, "the worst case scenario is, they move the waxworks to Blackpool."

:D
Think they will have to melt down this pair because by the time/if they become popular again their original waxwork faces will be nothing like them as they will have altered beyond all recognition.
 
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Do we think its a stability thing?? She is so determined to wear scary stilettos that she doesn't trust standing upright so spreads herself out to steady herself?
Defo a stability thing. Also risky when "knocked up" and post "knocked up" as when you are that far along or after giving birth, your legs are permanently crossed to avoid wetting yourself
#neverknockedup
 
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Harry & Meghan #139 Tales as old as TIME, Snooty and the Beast

You can all decide which one is snooty and which one is the beast 😈
Can I suggest Harry & Meghan#139 Tales as old as TIME, both a pair of swines.
 
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Green was always a great colour on us gingers 🀣🀣
Only once did she go for an emerald (goblin) green. Every single other time it was a hideous goose tit green. Although it was refreshing to see hazno in another suit that his Single Grey Suit, she dropped him in the same goose tit green. Wtf is it with the goose tit green?
 
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Oh, in the midst of the TIMES stuff I nearly forgot.
I read a few nights ago elsewhere that Chubster McCarthy was paid a fee to do the birthday video. So not a gift from a dear friend then.
Anyhoo, the post I read was a bit haphazard and irritating so I refused to screen grab it, but the gist of it was,
Apparently smeggy asked Reese Witherspoon to do the birthday vid with her. Seriously cuntchops, this is one of the few hollyweirds with enough integrity to refuse a wedding invite on the perfectly logical grounds that she'd never met you, ya bleep. Why dafuq would she do your crap video? Anyhoo for some reason Reece suggested she ask McCarthy (gawd, Reece must hate McCarthyπŸ˜‚) and when smeggy contacted Mc Carthy's guys they said "Sure. For a fee". So, allegedly it wasn't a gift/favour from McCarthy, it was a paid gig.No wonder she was so enthusiastic and had all the right props.
Dunno how true this is, but that's my offering
BIB - That was my suspicion all along. I'm sure I said something like that at the time, but a hamster's memory is almost as bad as a goldfish's memory!
 
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An undescended testicle isn't an intersex condition, a micropenis or any of the other stuff that's been said about him that's tantamount to what's being said about Meghan.
There have been rumours about Michelle Obama being a man for years and years. I think it is puerile silliness myself. Also MM has been around the block so many times, I cannot imagine there could be enough bleach in the arsenal of MI5 and 6 to clean out that type of "history" if it were true.
 
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MM can stand properly even in heels. This man stance has been with H. There are pics of her at Charles's garden party standing next to camilla like a real person.

Of course we know from scoobie that she likes to pee outdoors so maybe legs apart pics are her getting ready to let it all go.
 
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This is a FANTASTIC rant! I love it. I want to adopt Patrick Christys.
GB News is becoming quite the channel to watch. So many presenters on it say what we think.

Im going to watch the clip again because it is so bloody awesome.
Thanks Chita. Absolutely brilliant video. It is so good, it is certainly worth watching again.
 
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There have been rumours about Michelle Obama being a man for years and years. I think it is puerile silliness myself. Also MM has been around the block so many times, I cannot imagine there could be enough bleach in the arsenal of MI5 and 6 to clean out that type of "history" if it were true.
There are some sites around (mainly US ones) who say completely crazy stuff like Kate's a man, William was born female, and that Princess Diana faked her death and will return to depose the Royals and become Queen. I kid you not. It's insane but you can see the kind of mentality that's out there. Like the weirdest sugars and their fantasies about Smeg being the rightful and future Kween.
 
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In Glasgow as children we would sing
Hitler he only had one ball
The other was in the Kelvin Hall...
Not many will realise how cruel this is of a mother who would give their Glasgow born child this name. I was in Comet in Glasgow, and the assistants name was Kelvin Hall. Poor lad.
 
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In Glasgow as children we would sing
Hitler he only had one ball
The other was in the Kelvin Hall...
Up north we sang .....

Hitler, he only had one ball
??????, had one but very small
Himmler was very similar
`but poor Goebbels
had no balls at all

Can't remember the second person hence the ??????

They look like my rice bags!!
I was thinking the same about mine. There's nowt more comfy than a big pair of knickers. πŸ˜‚
 
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Nah, not keen on that write up. Not her usual scathing self. :unsure:She's actually tottering onto the snarkle side of the fence at times.

"This situation goes to the very heart of their post-royal lives; lives which now seem driven by both a very genuine desire to help blah blah blah."
No it doesn't Daniela. It's fake. They can't virtue signal how wonderful they are without receipts. So they rub the feckin receipts in our faces.

"Harry and Meghan and their Archewell Foundation are unequivocally doing a lot of good things ..."
No they aren't Daniela.The foundation only has to donate 5% of donations to good causes and can claim the other95% toward admin and staff costs (H&M). Their outlay is minimal and we never get proper figures, just vague but very public announcements of "helped with a new roof....helped with a kitchen ... arranged disposable nappies from Proctor & Gamble for women's groups(at no personal cost to themselves at all) etc etc.

I'd bet next months wages that judged by percentage of our wealth in charity donations most of us on here have out done the snarkles by a country mile in aiding charities. But because it's 'bits' here and 'bobs' there and done with a good heart and forgotten about it doesn't get totted up.
I'll go further, I'd say that what we on tattle as a community have donated to various charities in the past week is more than the snarkles one off toward a kitchen overseas where work is cheap, or the "contribution toward ..." the new roof in Texas(?). Especially the freakin' cat people on here. πŸ€ͺA cat only has to give them sad eyes and they are scampering off to the shelter to help out or hand over their life savings.

Seriously though, from donating online to telly emergency aid appeals, local gofundme's, sponsoring our school kids fund raisers and charity walkers, using and supplying local charity shops and giving the gift of time and hands-on effort (which you can't put a price on) ... we as a community leave their "genuine desire to help" where it belongs, in the shitter with the rest of their crap.
She used to be a sugar but she tipped mostly to the other side.

I don't think they have much of a genuine desire to help. I used to think so but I don't any more. However I do still throw that into conversation with people sometimes, so I can claim I said something nice about them and don't entirely come off as a "hater"

I've noticed that with a lot of articles in the last few days. They trash the Harkles but will add in "but they want to help" or "Archewell is a start" or something very vague like that. It's so that journalists and columnists can defend themselves against being "racists" or "trolls" in SS or the other SS try and start legal proceedings or try to get them fired.

The Telegraph for example has an article that absolutely trashes them in polite language but has this at the bottom:

"In many ways Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, has broken the mould. Together with Harry, she has set up their philanthropic, non-profit Archewell Foundation."

One line out of 24 paragraphs where she can point to "not a hater".

Entire Article: https://archive.md/qy81y
 
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How dare y'all malign H flowing locks

Hes discovered a cure for baldness.

He rubs their own bs on his scalp twice daily
 
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How dare y'all malign H flowing locks

Hes discovered a cure for baldness.

He rubs their own bs on his scalp twice daily
Shall we take bets on how long until Hazza gets a full set of nice shiny white veneers to go with the nice fluffy bouffant syrup? He's going to look like a ginger version of George Hamilton before long.
 
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Coming up on Jeremy vine on channel 5, discussion about whether smeg's father has a right to see Aldi & Lidl.
 
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Only once did she go for an emerald (goblin) green. Every single other time it was a hideous goose tit green. Although it was refreshing to see hazno in another suit that his Single Grey Suit, she dropped him in the same goose tit green. Wtf is it with the goose tit green?
I'm thinking of painting the front door, must ask the paint specialist if he has "goose tit green" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Am sure he will look at me strangely, i can whip out a MM pic to show him the shadeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ just for fun, my door wont be that colourπŸ˜‰
 
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