Harry and Meghan #94 The lying, the witch and the £1m wardrobe

[Pno]

Deluded sugars:

Spoiler

And we obviously have another name throwing in the game:

Well we now know why Haz couldn’t stay in the UK. He had a lunch date!

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Well we now know why Haz couldn’t stay in the UK. He had a lunch date!

I really don't get their pr strategy. I love my grandma but would rather meet someone so I can make money than stay an extra 48 hours to support her after her husbands funeral. Compared to him Rose West looks like a loving step mum who was always looking out for her husbands kids.

I've noticed that the Mail, mirror and the sun aren't showing that picture. I think even they're completely embarrassed by what she’s doing. It's only going to get more unhinged from here

 

[Vanelope]

How many months pregnant is she? I would have thought carrying a child that heavy when heavily pregnant wouldn't be possible..

He’s big enough to walk. No way I would be carrying a walking toddler when that pregnant. Either walk or get the buggy.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

He’s big enough to walk. No way I would be carrying a walking toddler when that pregnant. Either walk or get the buggy.

My son is allegedly a couple of months older than Arch and I'm not even pregnant but it would have to be a serious injury to get me to carry him far. My hip is already buggered up from him.

 

[Vanelope]

Just to add my thoughts - how can she be pregnant and zipping herself into jeans? That heavily pregnant and wearing slip on shoes whilst carrying your first born?
I don't think we've seen this version of Archie before and I don't think he's seen her.
Also hes really really tall for a near 2 year old.
Also shes so bleeping transparent releasing this on prince Louis birthday. twit.

He’s not 2 yet? That kid looks older than 2. Legs are really long. My toddler still at the munchkin stage where their body and legs aren’t in kid proportions.

 

[Sasa44]

Is it a deliberate strategy on her part? The tabloids were saying I was a bad mother and that damaged my MH??

 

[9Pine]

@freda19 - was this your work? Please accept a medal!

 

[Carpediem69]

OH Freda 19 - Infamy - get merching some tee shirts and tea towels and get yourself papped with a Sindy doll and a bad fitting strapless bra - I’m calling SS now -

 

[Bubblesdahling]

Dying here. The shoes have little signs on them so that she can put them on the correct feet.

Reminds me of the little arrow on the dashboard telling you which side your fuel goes

Going back to the pap pick of HW. I had 21 months between my 2 elder sons and there was no way I could carry my eldest like she does. I suffered with spd during my pregnancies which didn't help. It would be far too uncomfortable and I would have probably pissed myself if he was pressing on my bump like that! My eldest was always above the 90th percentile but that kid is mahosive, he's never 23 months!

 

[hanid4now]

I’m guessing Henry’s wife is merching the bags seeing as there are two of them?
Strange that Archie has the bigger one, though.

That was first thought, she's carrying a tiny one and he's got the bigger one! Weird. Yes, to them being marched.

 

[Margo_Channing]

Theres always the possibility though that someone will assassinate Williams family. they often go out together so could be done in which case H would be next in line and when Charles passes on we would have Queen Meghan because he would be bound to have her by his side.
The stuff of nightmares

every sugar should be thrown in prison!!

 

[Chita]

THRONE IT ALL AWAY

"Prince Harry talks with senior royals put on hold because of constant leaks “from the Sussex side”

" Throne it all away" - brilliant!!!!

 

[Fatpiggy]

Mike Tindall's video was lovely. His voice was so thick with emotion. Did he refer to Elizabeth as "my love, the Queen"? After a decade in the family, I love that he let that little nickname slip out! You just know that he is cheeky with her (again, which you can do after a decade or more and a host of shared memories with the family) It reminds me how my husband always calls my mom BB (for blonde bombshell) in an affectionate, teasing way (no mother-in-law jokes between them - he loves her more than his own mom!)

I thought he said that. Then I welled up and had to stop watching. What a lovely bloke, first time I've ever heard him speak, Zara, like William, has chosen wisely. Xx

 

[Margo_Channing]

At this point they should completely remove him from the family, he is now the viper in the nest. He can not be trusted. If completely removed from the RF all the doors to Hollywood will be slammed in their faces.

 

[WadieHaddadsChocolates]

Jan Moir not pulling any punches in the Mail today.

JAN MOIR: Why the hell SHOULD William forgive Harry? | Daily Mail Online

A quick chat in a quadrangle — how very British — is not going to fix the unfixable, especially when Prince Charles and number one son William are terrified that any words they utter might be reported straight back to the Duchess of Sussex, repurposed and then filtered through to blabbermouth Gayle King before being streamed to the world via a rosy filter of Sussex-centric partiality on the CBS network.

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A rapprochement? It’s not going to happen any time soon. Too many bad words have been spilled, unleashing a spate of resentment so strong that surely no amount of brotherly love could halt the deluge.

Yes, it was generous of the Duchess of Cambridge to try to effect a reconciliation between the brothers, but even if she can find it in her heart to forgive the Sussexes, how can William?

Consider things from his point of view; his kind and dutiful wife maligned in front of a global TV audience; his family smeared as racists; his prospects — and those of his children — darkened and narrowed by the assumed victimhood of his brother and his wife. Where is the wriggle room for forgiveness? Especially as there appears to be no repentance or apology from the Sussexes, only their continued attempts to build a narrative of suffering as they claim the moral high ground.

Appearing on Oprah to spill the beans wasn’t an accident — it was a calculation and a strategy. Given all that, when and how can these two princes possibly mend the shattered orb of trust and emerge from current hostilities with hurts forgotten and royal pardons all round? In a royal blue moon, is my best guess.


ou have only to look at how the various parties are negotiating the tricky Duke of Edinburgh post-funeral territory to see the differences in their approach. Most have taken refuge in duty, as befitting this sombre time. Prince Charles has gone to Wales to grieve for his father and worry about his sons, while the Cambridges have disappeared behind the walls of family life.

Meanwhile, the Sussexes appear to have unleashed unofficial truffle hound Omid Scooby-Doo to snuffle for positive headlines.

Prince Harry reportedly had two meetings with the Queen, although details were scant. Two meetings! These pronouncements are always so uncomfortably declamatory, aren’t they? The drumbeat of brag, accompanied by a tootle on the trumpet of swank.

Quite how Harry packed those royal appointments into a seven-day trip that included a five-day period of isolation and a funeral is anyone’s guess, but how spirited of the Queen, a 95-year-old recently bereaved widow, to embrace him into her busy schedule. What next? In some respects the conflict between William and Harry is just like any family squabble or humdrum domestic tiff.

Two brothers, once close, have fallen out. Two sisters-in-law arguing over a bridesmaid’s dress. One younger son feeling overlooked, one determined wife applying the spur of ambition to his bruised ego. So far, so very EastEnders.


Yet what sets these brothers apart is what is at stake — a kingdom versus stardom. For the Sussexes can only truly establish themselves as celebrities in America if they throw the Cambridges under the woke bus, which, by the way, is leaving from Platform Peeve in five minutes.

Harry is now back in California, reunited with his pregnant wife and their toddler son. William must somehow find a way forward through this mess, while we must grant Charles a period of leave as he comes to terms with his destiny. In the space of a week, his life has changed profoundly.

It is at points of crisis, at moments like this, when one can glimpse the strangeness of royal life; the perplexing need for both restraint and masquerade in public but utter solidarity in private.


If William and Harry, once the bright future of the House of Windsor, cannot rely on each other to keep the enigma of the monarchy intact, then they — and it — are lost.

Clearly, the Windsors are a troubled lot. Like most families with difficulties, they are not short of members who can be depended upon to act in destructive ways, leaving others to soldier on amid the chaos.

The brothers have reached a terrible impasse and perhaps are too wounded to see the bigger picture; to understand how fragile it all is, this chance at happiness, this hold on prestige, status or even life itself.

And at the core of their current woe is an old but essential truth: some things can never be unsaid, so don’t say them in the first place.

Can William ever forgive Harry for what has been said? Perhaps the better question is — and I don’t expect it to be broadcast on CBS any time soon — why the hell should he?

 

[Scotch Mist]

Well we now know why Haz couldn’t stay in the UK. He had a lunch date!

This is Hazno's lunch date, she's a philanthropist. Looks like hes seeing her to get some tips on operating a foundation.

Wallis Annenberg

Chairman of the Board, President & CEO

annenberg.org

 

[Flairey]

Hope Hazno at least picked up an overpriced bottle of vodka for Dorito and a giant toblerone for Farchie in the Duty Free shop on his way home.

Nooo, it has to be a t shirt for smeg emblazoned with I love London and Buck House and tickets for madame Tusauds wax museum .... She'll feel at home there. (Paid for with his club card points) London bus and black cab toys for Arch, closest he'll ever get to seeing them poor dab. Tickets for an overnight/life stay in the Tower of London for the treasonous little traitors MH. Dorita can have the vodka and be bloody grateful.

 

[WadieHaddadsChocolates]

This is Hazno's lunch date, she's a philanthropist. Looks like hes seeing her to get some tips on operating a foundation.

Wallis Annenberg

Chairman of the Board, President & CEO

annenberg.org

Her late father Walter (a publishing magnate and former US Ambassador to the UK who made all the money, Wallis merely inherited the right to play with it) was apparently mates with HMTQ and the older royals way back in the mists of time (that is, the early seventies). Make of that what you will.

 

[Wightgirl]

This little gem in the Jan Moir article in the DM made me snort with laughter

 

[bubbadabut]

It's so delicious that the big tabloids have held off on posting the pap pic. Long may it continue.

I had to LOL at the pic The Sun have used of Scobie in their top story today. He looks like a half-Iranian Elvis impersonator. Are the tabs deliberately choosing bad photos for the H&M articles now?