Harry and Meghan #84 Haz should've listened to Auntie Anne, kept his balls to stay a man.

[Cinnamon.girl]

Also, on that note, the gardens in KP are ALL overlooked by other residents. Very few can claim total privacy. Surely someone(s), residents or staff, saw the AOC arrive, especially if he was in clerical garb. It's all very odd.

Agree, he would have stood out like a bird of paradise against all those leylandi. Especially if he had his massive mitre on his head and was carrying a censer trailing smoke and a huge crucifix. There might have been alarms of a fire breaking out with the censer smoke and the neighbours might have called the fire service?
Maybe check emergency service records for the Royal Borough of Kensington for that afternoon? I'm on it.

 

[Pom Bear]

I add that for you later tonight xx

My pic is finished @Bubblesdahling xx.

I've made it abit larger due to more detail

 

[Bubblesdahling]

It’s really true that everyone she comes into contact with ends up getting ‘Markled’

 

[freda19]

Woman & Home have revealed that Minge told them their son Archie sees her and Prince Harry as "superheroes". Of course he does. He's not yet two years of age but he can tell a real hero from a fraud!

We must remember though that she herself has put on record that "Her (chicken) legs go on for ever"...
Is there on the right kneecap an imprint of the face of the last PA who crossed her? This face was pointed out earlier in the thread by @Bubblesdahling. In the roast-in-bag tinfoil dress the PA's face is non the left kneecap. Do we have a photo of Melissa Touabti to compare it to?

If you look at Artemis goog cartoons he's been doing the little alien faces on her knees since forever.
I think I did a funny of it too waaaaaay back in the distant earlier threads. Very odd and creepy.

 

[peradetlic]

So now Harkles has first to pay cash, then to get their picures done

https://www.lamag.com/culturefiles/...al&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

 

[Bubblesdahling]

My pic is finished @Bubblesdahling xx.

I've made it abit larger due to more detail

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Love it thanks @Pom Bear

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

If you look at Artemis goog cartoons he's been doing the little alien faces on her knees since forever.
I think I did a funny of it too waaaaaay back in the distant earlier threads. Very odd and creepy.

I never noticed them before on Artemis, and always took them to be imprints of different types of carpet weave - Axminster, Wilton, seagrass, shag ... etc

 

[Cassandra333]

The face on her knee is probably some poor tortured soul she sacrificed to the devil and then absorbed the soul itself. Poor woman is struggling to get out. Perhaps we could get someone to throw holy water on her knees and see if that helps.

This is clearly a joke, happy April Fools.

 

[Evangelina]

I never noticed them before on Artemis, and always took them to be imprints of different types of carpet weave - Axminster, Wilton, seagrass, shag ... etc

Persian rug, or maybe the rug equivalent of the erotic Soho house wallpaper :

Leaf Collage Wallpaper — Jonathan Yeo

Limited edition wallpaper takes a traditional, formal wall covering design and subverts it. The superficially decorative leaf design disguises the fragments of pornography making up the pattern. BUY

www.jonathanyeo.com

Observe closer.

 

[Margo_Channing]

Firstly, what else are they doing all day if not spending ‘quality’ time together? No jobs and millions in the bank.

Secondly, I highly doubt the time they do spend together is of any ‘quality’. It’s an abusive co dependent relationship in my eyes. No way do they just relax together and enjoy each others company.

Imagine having to leak to the press that you and your husband/wife are going to spend time together... protesting too much, anyone!?View attachment 509160

Maybe they can duck off in to obscurity and revel in the privacy meghan wanted?!

 

[SoTiredMomma]

That is a Misha Nonoo dress.

Did a quick Google search and I found this...wtf is she posed, or possessed?

 

[Chita]

That is a Misha Nonoo dress.

Or rather a Meghan No No dress.

 

[2ofeach]

AoC's press team coming equipped with red lines a mile high for any question involving wedding, marriage, gardens, Elvis costumes, Harkles, vows....

...but Jeremy Vine got the Sun Archbishop Elvis mock-up and AoC 'won't comment on what happened in that private and pastoral meeting'

But then.

Jeremy: 'On that, they definitely got married when we think they did, didn't they, there wasnt any shenanigans there?

AoC: 'Well, err, I can promise you, they got the leg..the..the wedding was on the Saturday. I signed a wedding certificate, and, errrm, errr, if..if I sign a false wedding certificate that is perjury and I will be going down for a little while'

Jeremy 'And when you saw Meghan Markle claiming that it happened three days earlier, did you go to yourself 'Oh-oh'

AoC 'Well there was an element of 'Oh oh' Yes, there was a bit of 'Oh oh' but errrm she..she.. she clarified that a few days later and, you know, it's.. it's.. umm, it didn't matter at all, it's..but the wedding, the wedding was on the Saturday and it was a beautiful, it was a fantastic wedding. I mean it was a really intimate moment when they were taking the vows with each other and you sort of forgot there was a billion people watching.

Jeremy: Thank you so much

(NOT AN APRILS FOOL. That's what Wobbly Welby actually said. )

BIB the legitimate? Which makes you think he did perform some sort of backyard tit!

I listened and there was, I felt, a definite emphasis on one of the 'THE' words early on his reply.

I think he may be a synth/android

Did you watch The Blacklist this week

 

[antisocialmedia]

I listened and there was, I felt, a definite emphasis on one of the 'THE' words early on his reply.


Did you watch The Blacklist this week

I used to watch Humans

 

[Pippa M]

Or rather a Meghan No No dress.

Misha is more tastefully dressed than Ms Snarkle.
At least the world can see Megs has no oedema on her ankles....

 

[LadyMuck]

So still no news about review and titles?

 

[mystic cat]

So still no news about review and titles?

Perhaps they are waiting to see the next move they make. If Megs starts kicking off, then they might do it then. I really wish it was sooner rather than later.

 

[Ubu1uk]

So still no news about review and titles?

Perhaps April Fools Day is not the right day to announce it and it will come later.

 

[antisocialmedia]

Perhaps April Fools Day is not the right day to announce it and it will come later.

I was thinking they would wait until tomorrow, I hope they are ripping the titles away

 

[Scotch Mist]

Surely there must be public marriage records in Botswana

I wonder how it would be possible to do a search.

I don't think that there was any marriage in Botswana - unless you count when Smeggy got the local witchdoctor to wave a binding spell over Hazno