Harry and Meghan #52 We’ll ask the question Meg won’t say - Thomas Markle, are you ok?

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I hope for his sake he has but I don't hold out much hope for that.
One of her besties in her posse, Serena Williams, lives close by and Archiekins could have had play dates, but Smeggy is too busy collecting millions of dollars like a demented scientist! What about the Clooney kids? I somehow don’t think those friendships quite developed as she had anticipated. I think A-listers are steering clear of her, including Oprah.
 
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Full credit to the team at Spotify's production arm Gimlet for managing to get a 33 minute pilot podcast episode out of the weirdest celebrity couple in California. It says something that so many people think 'Oh yes, obviously a computer-generated fake 'Archie' voice' as if that's only to be expected from the shape-shifting grifting Harkles.

Can anyone else remember a simple podcast pilot getting international publicity on this scale? Can't see how anyone makes money from this.
"The holiday special features a plethora of famous guests, including Stacey Abrams, Brené Brown, Elton John, Deepak Chopra, Naomi Osaka, James Corden, and Tyler Perry.". Elton John guys! Come on! And James Corden! YET ALL PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IS THE FEW SECONDS ON THE END WITH THE FAKE BABY.

Who the hell are they going to persuade to come on the next episode, to surpass Elton John, knowing that they'll be upstaged by a performing seal fake baby? :ROFLMAO:

As for Tyler Perry, what was his contribution? Was it just him saying "give me my rent money, witches!"? !
 
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They've created a situation where they almost have to home school. The utter idiots. They've hidden Archie away away and obfuscated details a la Michael Jackson at his nuttiest, presumably to generate interest and money. If they'd just given out the usual info on a royal baby and sent out a couple of 7x5s at appropriate times, then no one would have given the shiniest tit about when or how he went to school.

Any interest I might ever have had in Archie (minimal at best) evaporated in the face of all the bizarre behaviour (I mean, how interesting is any baby, really, unless it's your own), but I bet it's brought out the weird stalker in people who sane parents definitely wouldn't want taking much notice of their kid.
I was just thinking this. It's honestly horrible behaviour from both of them to be making their child into some sort of market. You'd think she would have learnt from her horrible family relations to be a better mother but here we are.
 
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Thanks Kev for the new thread.
Re the weird giggling Archie, do they actually say it’s Archie or has everyone just assumed?
 
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Has the girl been reported for this? Sounds like a serial killer in the making:eek: She should be allowed to own pets..:mad:
I know social services were involved at one point and that was around the same time the bunnies got rehomed too but I'm not sure how they have been allowed to have a new dog.
 
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Where are his mates. All we ever hear about are her besties and chumsy-wumsies. Away from the Firm and with nobody being paid to babysit him he can't cut it. He doesn't make friends, he's never had to. Even the guys he served with were just there for his amusement, for him to video and sneer at their ethnicity. We hear(get told in Sunshite Sucks puff pieces) about Foster being his new daddy (Foster daddy,:m) but we don't see them together or even hear of them together. When they had that dinner at the posh steak house it was claimed it was a foursome, but since then it's come to light that it was a 3some and his Foster daddy wasn't there and that ginger nuts has laid down the law re talking about archiedoll. That would repulse most potential foster parents I should think.
So anyhooooo, no Brit mates since the Adele boozy nights were shut down and plucky but dead boring JJ got booted out of Strictly. I don't think men gel with him, and his conversations with females usually started with "wanna duck a prince" so I should imagine that's kind of limiting in most circles.:ROFLMAO: Oh well, at least he's upfront with what he requires ... roast chicken with all the trimmings.
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@50sGirl Meghan says 'come on Archie' or something like that. He's not actually named in the promo though.... :unsure:

They've never been seen with 'Archie' in any vaguely normal (for LA celebs) social setting and don't even pretend (via PR) to be friendly with other parents. Whatever Meghan had going on with Misha Nonoo seemed to stop when Misha's son arrived in April. Adele was always mentioned as a 'drinking buddy of Harry's' - no mention of two mums bonding. Adele's son Angelo is around 7 now. Meghan did the LA celebrity charity thing for Baby2Baby solo and wasn't part of their events with other celebs. One thing we all know is that parents tend to hang with parents, and kids are what you bond over.

Update on the CringeCast and what's happened since Spotify slapped it on their homepage on the app and started sending out email promo.... Looks like someone added Ireland, South Africa and New Zealand to the 'special promotion :cool: ' list.

Lots of audience data for the Gimlet/Spotify team to look at from this pilot and they can probably tell that without a massive (and hugely expensive) TV and press campaign around each episode, they'll need more juicy 'royal exclusives' to drum up interest in 2021. Not making it into the Top 20 in the USA, with such a juggernaut publicity campaign, is a worry.

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From this morning, with the 16h30 31/12 update in CAPS (ETA and todays update in bold) With my cynical hat on, someone has decided that they want this one to be Top 10 in UK, Canada and probably USA although that's going to take a big push.

Archewell Audio Spotify chart round up

- 17 in UK 30/12 1630 7 31/12 noon No 7
- 28 in Ireland 30/12 1630 28 31/12 noon No 13
- 23 in Canada 30/12 1630 9 31/12 noon No 9
- 53 in Australia 30/12 1630 33 31/12 noon No 33
- 68 in USA (!!!) 30/12 1630 26 31/12 noon No 26
- 39 in New Zealand and down one place from yesterday! 30/12 1630 39 31/12 noon No 22
- 72 in South Africa (but the stans have hauled it up 3 whole places from yesterday....) 30/12 1630 72 31/12 noon No 43
 
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Thanks Kev for the new thread.
Re the weird giggling Archie, do they actually say it’s Archie or has everyone just assumed?
no thank YOU for the title 👏

if they try to pull a “we never actually said it was our beloved Archie” (said in her “nobody asked if I was OK” voice) technicality loophole, they’ll be ridiculed more than they are already!

I don’t know what their exact wording on the cringecast was but certainly Spotify’s text blurb alongside the thing alluded to the inclusion of a very special guest at the end, which obviously infers it’s the doll child, otherwise why say that if it’s just some random anybody baby. Not to mention how stupid the Sussex Squad will look (again!) for fawning so much over a few seconds of audio if their precious queen comes out and says it was just some random kid.

if they do want to claim it’s some kid belonging to Mulroney or Noonoo rather than their doll child they need to get on and come out with it and clear it up now, not even next week.
 
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@50sGirl Meghan says 'come on Archie' or something like that. He's not actually named in the promo though.... :unsure:

They've never been seen with 'Archie' in any vaguely normal (for LA celebs) social setting and don't even pretend (via PR) to be friendly with other parents. Whatever Meghan had going on with Misha Nonoo seemed to stop when Misha's son arrived in April. Adele was always mentioned as a 'drinking buddy of Harry's' - no mention of two mums bonding. Adele's son Angelo is around 7 now. Meghan did the LA celebrity charity thing for Baby2Baby solo and wasn't part of their events with other celebs. One thing we all know is that parents tend to hang with parents, and kids are what you bond over.

Update on the CringeCast and what's happened since Spotify slapped it on their homepage on the app and started sending out email promo.... Looks like someone added Ireland, South Africa and New Zealand to the 'special promotion :cool: ' list.

Lots of audience data for the Gimlet/Spotify team to look at from this pilot and they can probably tell that without a massive (and hugely expensive) TV and press campaign around each episode, they'll need more juicy 'royal exclusives' to drum up interest in 2021. Not making it into the Top 20 in the USA, with such a juggernaut publicity campaign, is a worry.

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From this morning, with the 16h30 31/12 update in CAPS (ETA and todays update in bold) With my cynical hat on, someone has decided that they want this one to be Top 10 in UK, Canada and probably USA although that's going to take a big push.

Archewell Audio Spotify chart round up

- 17 in UK 30/12 1630 7 31/12 noon No 7
- 28 in Ireland 30/12 1630 28 31/12 noon No 13
- 23 in Canada 30/12 1630 9 31/12 noon No 9
- 53 in Australia 30/12 1630 33 31/12 noon No 33
- 68 in USA (!!!) 30/12 1630 26 31/12 noon No 26
- 39 in New Zealand and down one place from yesterday! 30/12 1630 39 31/12 noon No 22
- 72 in South Africa (but the stans have hauled it up 3 whole places from yesterday....) 30/12 1630 72 31/12 noon No 43
Grrr - Don't get me started on victim-kween poor little rich girl Misha.... moaning that her small business is facing challenges. I guess under their definition of "challenges" is " facing the truth of talentless designer at the helm, propped up with husband's/family's money and never having to face the harsh fear of homelessness and genuine bankruptcy". Sorta like Victoria Beckham, Stella M, etc

as for the bab2baby drive-by, the fact that she wasn't invited to the ultimate celebrity mom-squad after that unannounced, uninvited stunt speaks volumes: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...-Jessica-Alba-pass-gifts-Baby2Baby-event.html
rumour has it that her PR reps just called up the folks at this event and announced that MM would be showing up. it was a 10min photo shoot with her own photographer and was meant to get her invited by Jessica and Gwenyth, but oops! the stunt didn't work
 
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I saw this in my phone's Google roundup. Nope! But if anyone has a Telegraph login it might be fun to point and laugh.
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I saw this in my phone's Google roundup. Nope! But if anyone has a Telegraph login it might be fun to point and laugh.
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Her best looks?

Her best look is her being covered by an allover paperbag. And then out to the trash bin, where she belongs. The woman has horrendous taste and a very lacking body shape. There is no best in terrible.

But I do need a laugh today. Badly.
 
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I saw this in my phone's Google roundup. Nope! But if anyone has a Telegraph login it might be fun to point and laugh.
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Who gives a flying what she wore in 2020. The only thing we all know is she basically didn't wear any of it here in the UK. The Telegraph are becoming even more red top than I thought possible. 🤮

seriously - that is symptom numero uno for genuine school-shooter/serial killer psychopathy. Perhaps the vet can report her / her family to the authorities so that they are banned from having any animals?
on topic - remember that reveal about Hazno and his treatment of the polo ponies and how Megain's dog (Bogart?) hated Harry and so had to be rehomed? and how mysteriously Meghan's other dog broke both of its legs? and how her cat died because she kept feeding it frozen grapes - which is essentially like feeding a dog chocolate = poison?
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and then HMTQ puts her as patron of Mayhew?


well her topless sunbathing photos are certainly all over the place, and Hazno's wet and wild naked Vegas antics certainly haven't evaporated from the WorldWideWeb. then there is her Yachting video yachting video. but hey -




That is something that has my head spinning: if there is a child, and it is in their care, then preventing it from any contact with other children and age-appropriate socialising is tantamount to neglect/abuse. A child learns important social skills like sharing, kindness, playing well with other kids, empathy etc. There might be some subtle shade from Catherine and her early years work about the critical importance of healthy developmental milestones and exposure for young children (under 5). Smegatron has already said she cannot attend mommy baby playdates/group sessions because she is just too famous and Hillary and Ellen and Lord knows who else all claimed to have seen baby Farchie so clearly Smegatron is willing and able to name-drop famous visitors so I'm surprised that she hasn't yet with the likes of Chrissy and John and their kids, or the Kardashians, or Chelsea Clinton's kids. The claim of the trick of treating was hilarious and provably impossible as Covid meant it was simple not happening but also no parent takes a 15 month old trick or treating, but they usually DO take them christmas tree shopping.
Oh yeah, Chrissy and John; those Ordinary People :ROFLMAO:
 
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I know social services were involved at one point and that was around the same time the bunnies got rehomed too but I'm not sure how they have been allowed to have a new dog.
I knew a girl like this. She’s 18 now and we no longer see her for many reasons, but it hasn’t ended well. Sorry, off topic
 
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Let's play 'Spot the Difference' :D


Looks like we need to get creative to get our sticky paws on it...

came across this - let's play spot the similarities
 
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no thank YOU for the title 👏

if they try to pull a “we never actually said it was our beloved Archie” (said in her “nobody asked if I was OK” voice) technicality loophole, they’ll be ridiculed more than they are already!

I don’t know what their exact wording on the cringecast was but certainly Spotify’s text blurb alongside the thing alluded to the inclusion of a very special guest at the end, which obviously infers it’s the doll child, otherwise why say that if it’s just some random anybody baby. Not to mention how stupid the Sussex Squad will look (again!) for fawning so much over a few seconds of audio if their precious queen comes out and says it was just some random kid.

if they do want to claim it’s some kid belonging to Mulroney or Noonoo rather than their doll child they need to get on and come out with it and clear it up now, not even next week.
It reminds me of Finding Freedom - they never say “When Meghan gave birth to Archie”, it was along the lines of “When Archie was born”...

It’s what they don’t say rather than what they do.

Meghan never said “Archie has a little message for you” but by saying the name Archie it was inferred it was him although note that they didn’t actually say it was him.

I wouldn‘t be surprised if they are deliberately being ambiguous - it’s all smoke and mirrors with them.
 
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came across this - let's play spot the similarities
What Ever? 😁
What sort of a name is that? Its nearly as bad as Archie. 😗
Another celebrity virtue signaller I'm feeling grumpy today because I'm so sick of them all.

I just checked Facebook and noticed that one of my acquaintances has posted 'I'm not sending cards this year as I've given to charity instead'.
I can't imagine why she thinks that I bloody care.
 
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What Ever? 😁
What sort of a name is that? Its nearly as bad as Archie. 😗
Another celebrity virtue signaller I'm feeling grumpy today because I'm so sick of them all.

I just checked Facebook and noticed that one of my acquaintances has posted 'I'm not sending cards this year as I've given to charity instead'.
I can't imagine why she thinks that I bloody care.
I suppose s/he might bei thinking that if people were wondering if they'd done something to offend her, that might provide reassurance? But yes the smug charity reference is unnecessary.
 
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Her best looks?

Her best look is her being covered by an allover paperbag. And then out to the trash bin, where she belongs. The woman has horrendous taste and a very lacking body shape. There is no best in terrible.

But I do need a laugh today. Badly.
This is her best look.... along with the Pit Stain tit brown abomination when she and Hazard popped by unannounced to Canada House for tea (and no real reason)
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I suppose s/he might bei thinking that if people were wondering if they'd done something to offend her, that might provide reassurance? But yes the smug charity reference is unnecessary.
Yes, the first year I didn’t send cards and donated to charity instead I did post on FB wishing all my friends and family a Merry Christmas and explained why I wasn’t sending any cards and which charity I was donating to.
Now I just wish them all Merry Christmas with no charity reference because I hope they now know why I don’t send them.

Let's play 'Spot the Difference' :D

Love that they call him Europe’s cutest and most adorable royal baby!
 
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