Hopefully anyone else thinking of working with them has taken notice of these numbers. Netflix must be poring over whatever contract they’ve made, double-checking they’ve got a “get out free” clause in there somewhere.
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Yes and I sense home-schooling for the future too, as if they couldn't make life any weirder for the lad.They will probably want to promote Archiekins as a genius and very advanced.
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They've created a situation where they almost have to home school. The utter idiots. They've hidden Archie away away and obfuscated details a la Michael Jackson at his nuttiest, presumably to generate interest and money. If they'd just given out the usual info on a royal baby and sent out a couple of 7x5s at appropriate times, then no one would have given the shiniest tit about when or how he went to school.
Any interest I might ever have had in Archie (minimal at best) evaporated in the face of all the bizarre behaviour (I mean, how interesting is any baby, really, unless it's your own), but I bet it's brought out the weird stalker in people who sane parents definitely wouldn't want taking much notice of their kid.
There is deeper humour though - a group of whales is called a 'pod'...Love how a comedian and his missus from South Shields are trumping them in the UK podcast charts
I'm sure if someone emailed Kensington Palace and asked who the child was on the Spotify blogcast they'd say it was a generic recording of a child. Harry's maniacal 'he-he-he' burst of laughter tells me something was off. If Harry is colluding in such fakery then he's away with the birdies and has totally lost it.
There's a part of me that wonders if this recording of Farchie is someway in answer to Prince Louis' very articulately, posed question to Sir David Attenborough? I can imagine the Cambridge children in that recording might have gotten straight up the Markles collective noses.
The one thing that bothers me most about the Markel Christmas offering was why have they made Archie look like he has a bald stripe going down his head? I think it's meant to be a reflection of sunlight on his hair but it looks gross.
There's a part of me that wonders if this recording of Farchie is someway in answer to Prince Louis' very articulately, posed question to Sir David Attenborough? I can imagine the Cambridge children in that recording might have gotten straight up the Markles collective noses.
The one thing that bothers me most about the Markel Christmas offering was why have they made Archie look like he has a bald stripe going down his head? I think it's meant to be a reflection of sunlight on his hair but it looks gross.
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I'm not sure if that awful giggle at the end of Archie's bit on the podcast is really him but it reminded me so much of how the little girl next door laughs when she is up to something really evil! When I hear little kids chuckle like that it doesn't make me think cute - it makes wonder what awful thing they are doing! (the little girl next door has had to have 3 bunnies re-homed as she was treating them so badly and she dropped her hamster from a height and broke both it's back legs and her puppy has just had to go in for emergency surgery to remove a mysterious blockage!) If I hear her laughing like that in the garden, I rush out to see what she's doing, so I can stop her! She's actually traumatised me......seriously!
I wonder has Archie ever played with another child yet?
She's 7 now but has lived here since she was two - she also has a younger Brother and there are many times she's used that same laugh when left alone in the garden with him......I dread to think what he's been put through! Both parents just shout at her (roar at her) all day long, I think she's immune to their ranting now though. I do wonder what she's going to be like as a teenager if she's like this already!Thats disgusting how old is this vile psychopath?
I hate people who mistreat animals
Anyway back on topic - the harkles are cunts!
I hope for his sake he has but I don't hold out much hope for that.
Someone is a real piece of work. Royal KKKlan! WTF???
Probably. Or as the rumour has it, she is behind bars for tax fraud. Again. Those 9 Million Dollars don't drag themselves to the IRS after all.
Freds psycho mommy sounds like an ignorant racist piece of filth and Michael Sheen is a pathetic bleep.
I feel better now. Back to the Harkles obviously still cunts but also in my opinion deranged delusional and mentally unhinged
Their ridiculous antics have made us all speculate if Archie is a cartoon character or if he exists st all.
If we actually saw them occasionally as a family then they might manage to stop the conspiracy theories. I fear it's too late now though and the child will always have a question mark hanging over his head.
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She needs professional help.
Social care are probably involved....I hope.
They are the ones that grow into serial killers!Thats disgusting how old is this vile psychopath?
I hate people who mistreat animals
Trying to retain an air (heir?) of mystery is pretty pointless when a significant number of people seem to have viewed the internal workings of Smegma's front and back bottoms.Freds psycho mommy sounds like an ignorant racist piece of filth and Michael Sheen is a pathetic bleep.
I feel better now. Back to the Harkles obviously still cunts but also in my opinion deranged delusional and mentally unhinged
Their ridiculous antics have made us all speculate if Archie is a cartoon character or if he exists st all.
If we actually saw them occasionally as a family then they might manage to stop the conspiracy theories. I fear it's too late now though and the child will always have a question mark hanging over his head.
Meggie foster podcasting
Full credit to the team at Spotify's production arm Gimlet for managing to get a 33 minute pilot podcast episode out of the weirdest celebrity couple in California. It says something that so many people think 'Oh yes, obviously a computer-generated fake 'Archie' voice' as if that's only to be expected from the shape-shifting grifting Harkles.
Can anyone else remember a simple podcast pilot getting international publicity on this scale? Can't see how anyone makes money from this.
Can anyone else remember a simple podcast pilot getting international publicity on this scale? Can't see how anyone makes money from this.
Has the girl been reported for this? Sounds like a serial killer in the making
She should be allowed to own pets..seriously - that is symptom numero uno for genuine school-shooter/serial killer psychopathy. Perhaps the vet can report her / her family to the authorities so that they are banned from having any animals?Thats disgusting how old is this vile psychopath?
I hate people who mistreat animals
on topic - remember that reveal about Hazno and his treatment of the polo ponies and how Megain's dog (Bogart?) hated Harry and so had to be rehomed? and how mysteriously Meghan's other dog broke both of its legs? and how her cat died because she kept feeding it frozen grapes - which is essentially like feeding a dog chocolate = poison?
and then HMTQ puts her as patron of Mayhew?
well her topless sunbathing photos are certainly all over the place, and Hazno's wet and wild naked Vegas antics certainly haven't evaporated from the WorldWideWeb. then there is her Yachting video yachting video. but hey -
That is something that has my head spinning: if there is a child, and it is in their care, then preventing it from any contact with other children and age-appropriate socialising is tantamount to neglect/abuse. A child learns important social skills like sharing, kindness, playing well with other kids, empathy etc. There might be some subtle shade from Catherine and her early years work about the critical importance of healthy developmental milestones and exposure for young children (under 5). Smegatron has already said she cannot attend mommy baby playdates/group sessions because she is just too famous and Hillary and Ellen and Lord knows who else all claimed to have seen baby Farchie so clearly Smegatron is willing and able to name-drop famous visitors so I'm surprised that she hasn't yet with the likes of Chrissy and John and their kids, or the Kardashians, or Chelsea Clinton's kids. The claim of the trick of treating was hilarious and provably impossible as Covid meant it was simple not happening but also no parent takes a 15 month old trick or treating, but they usually DO take them christmas tree shopping.
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