Turning into a vanity project. Shocker
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Turning into a vanity project. Shocker
Yes that mangy russet pelt on his chin makes me queasy. HMTQ objected to it but hey I'm the Wonder Capon Leader of Men Stallion Apache Pilot Potter of Afghanis Roweller of Polo Ponies Co-Conspirator in a Life of Fraud Relocator of Lost Penguins Adviser to Greta and Kim Jong Un... Roast Chicken Extraordinaire anyone...? Wanna .... a Prince?...He's a surly-looking little git, isn't he. (And he's 2 inches shorter than his brother)
here is my post from 5 Nov 2020
"...long time lurker, very shy but popping in my 2 cents
i had my child at the Portland and they keep you for a week So she would have been there for 7days post birth, minimum. My ob-gyn is a practicing ob-gyn there and at the Lindo so is very up to speed on royal births. I saw him a month post the presentation of Farchie and, jokingly, asked him if he was the super secret OB for Meghain. I genuinely didn’t really care but was just doing chitchat... and he went uncharacteristically nuts…. : I don’t have a problem with home births, IVF, surrogacy or any other choice one makes in having a child but I have a problem with liars”
worried there is a glitch... ergo I am reposting from 5 Nov
"long time lurker, very shy but popping in my 2 cents
i had my child at the Portland and they keep you for a week So she would have been there for 7days post birth, minimum. My ob-gyn is a practicing ob-gyn there and at the Lindo so is very up to speed on royal births. I saw him a month post the presentation of Farchie and, jokingly, asked him if he was the super secret OB for Meghain. I genuinely didn’t really care but was just doing chitchat... and he went uncharacteristically nuts…. : I don’t have a problem with home births, IVF, surrogacy or any other choice one makes in having a child but I have a problem with liars”
the only reason I am re-posting this is as a gentle nudge. there is something a-foot around the whole Archie birth thing and trust me when I say that my Ob -- Ive known for 17 years - has never responded with such controlled anger. even n the face of my now ex husband .... whom he HATES
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I know I'll get some push back on this one but I can now confirm (again) old smeghead was pregnant with Archie.
I previously mentioned the acquaintance who worked for them said she was pregnant and everybody said she could still fake it to the staff. However I've come into another bit of info which does confirm she was pregnant. Smegatron had a lady in to help her with breast feeding because she was having issues with him latching on. So the woman was showing Megain how to get him to latch on
what will be interesting is the time leading up to the wedding and after. Sam is close to her dad so will know what was going onExactly. There will not be much in the line of adult scandal in the book, due mainly to the fact that daddy set princess up in a new life chasing movie starism once she finished her education, and samantha was likely married and living a separate life too. It will be focused on her early years and the way her dad spoiled her and her response to that. It will be mildly interesting but no earth shattering revelations. But we live in hope and sometimes lots of small nips are as damaging as a massive bite.
Didn't Lady C say she'd spoken with samantha a few times?So she will possibly guide her on the best way to dodge litigation and hopefully cuntchops will be stymied on that front. Crying her bonk eyes out, but unable to sue.
what the duck am I saying ... she'll sue. She'll find something.
More likely the classic Givenchy fragrance "Rancide Moi"
Can’t believe I have been reading up on breastfeeding after surrogacy! But it’s a welcome diversion from current news events...
Anyway
- it seems to say women need to prepare for about 6 months for this with hormone pills, and then domperidone later. And you have to start pumping 2 months before to get body used to idea. Just can’t imagine her being arsed to do all that?!
Does that mean her titles will go too?!?
She would have taken this serious as it'd have been her playing a role. She loves acting, even though she can't for the life of her, and would have seen herself as being the method acting superstar.Can’t believe I have been reading up on breastfeeding after surrogacy! But it’s a welcome diversion from current news events...
Anyway
And if harry writes a book about his mum this is the exact reason why it will be crap. He didn't know her beyond the time they spent as children.
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ETA that tthis is a great thread good fun and I love reading all the comments!
Good-humoured and civil too, even when tattlers disagree
I'm not a business person. I will freely admit that business is not necessarily somewhere I will confidently spout my opinion. But we've gone from an "entity" not a foundation, to a foundation but alongside two money makers.
It makes me a tad cautious particularly with the crossover of money from the charity with William to travalyst a company that doesn't really do anything whether making money or being charitable. Also if I donate to one charity I would not be impressed that they decided to give my money away to be used for something I didn't agree to.
Anyway the point is unless they can really keep all three companies film, streaming and foundation as separate I would be a bit squeamish. This article describes how I feel.
www.news.com.au
It makes me a tad cautious particularly with the crossover of money from the charity with William to travalyst a company that doesn't really do anything whether making money or being charitable. Also if I donate to one charity I would not be impressed that they decided to give my money away to be used for something I didn't agree to.
Anyway the point is unless they can really keep all three companies film, streaming and foundation as separate I would be a bit squeamish. This article describes how I feel.
Meghan and Harry’s terrible start to 2021
Imagine if we could get our hands on a time machine and could travel back to exactly one year ago today: Buy loo paper in bulk, we would cry, and invest in stock in tracksuit makers!
www.news.com.au
Ok, I know I slabber about Archiedoll etc etc, but I do think she birthed him. Just not when they claimed.Can’t believe I have been reading up on breastfeeding after surrogacy! But it’s a welcome diversion from current news events...
Anyway
I totally believe the problem is how and when the child was conceived. I think she used moon bumps to confuse everyone and probably thought it was a great scam. I think they knew there was a problem, whether his or hers, and they used methods other than plain ole intercourse to create their offspring. I think they supposed/decided that the fairytale would be less 'happy ever after' if turkey basters or test tubes or eggs frozen during a previous marriage were involved and they wanted desperately to maintain the aura of Mr & Mrs Picture Perfect. We all know such a scenario is perfectly acceptable these days and nothing to be ashamed of, but it spoils the pretty picture they try hard to portray. I also think they thought that they could keep the 'messy' details to themselves and hidden from the Firm ... hence her insisting on paying all her own medical bills rather than letting anyone at the palace access any details on the billing. Smeggy pays for nothing, so that's a huge red flag right there.
I also think hazza doesn't know everything. Of course he'd know the basics, but smeggy always has a twist and loves secrets. Not sure what it could be, but hazza is thick as tit and I doubt he knows anything more than the bare minimum about conception or ladies issues. He's the type who'd drop her off at the doctors and wait for her in the waiting room rather than be involved in chat about the lady bits end of anything going on behind the door and spoil his illusions about magic storks.
Fabulous advert placement in the Express 
I hear the pound shop are stocking it under firelightersSo Finding Freedom has gone from £20 to 99p! Not even worth £1!
Could it also be used as a toilet paper substitute in lockdown?Clearly overpriced by about 98p
Not good enough quality for bog roll, bit like that shiney medicated toilet paper (Izal??) old people used - smeared crap rather than cleaning it away.
Nope because rather than removing, it would deposit more *channels Lady C* "faecal matter" on the behind of the user.
Might be a bit irritating
So true. This forum has been a godsend in the pandemic. But, I would love to see Harry and Andrew lose their places in the line of succession. I have absolutely no respect for either of them.Actually guys, March is looming.
Must be the company on here. Even the kids tip toe round me when they see the tattle logo.
Thank you for your suggestion
xxI will make a note of that and have it done for tomorrow night
xxI will add my pic I made earlier today as I'm headachy to concentrate too much tonight.
I will add this here which is what I've write on my three favourite threads on here.
I normally comment individually but sadly finding it a struggle to keep up with three threads I'm on and replying and making pics.
So I will limit myself to one to two pics at the most every day or two. I really enjoy making them but in struggling to keep up lol and getting abit headachy.
All suggestions are good and I make a note of them and will make them even though it might not be for the very next day.
I love this and the other two threads I'm on so won't give them up
or give up the pics but it's hard to keep up etc if the thread is quite hectic.So I add this pic for tonight I made earlier but will have to catch up either later or tomorrow as I've a tension and neck ache.
Of to take a painkiller and hopefully feel abit better later xx
Me and the Queen in her car
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