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Unfortunately starts to sweat and marks appear underarm...
Which episode will feature the woodland pee party, so I can make sure I miss that one?
Take me then my dusky princess! I am a Delta Male despite my title and luurve a masterful partner! Let us retire to the tastefully wallpapered back room where our ...ahem ... facilitator M---k-- A awaits with wondrous recipes for well roasted fowl ...
bleeping superb, fantastic, yaaaay!!! I'd like a fireworks emoji please
Thats bleeping ace because it will be his decision. Yooo bleeping hoo.Along with my Coutts credit card, Mon Ange ...
Never mind the woodland pee party Scotch. You need to make sure that if Scotch is unlucky enough to be in the woods while the Mulenkipper is relieving herself, that Scotch doesn't get buried by any solids as he /she is only little and the Muldenkipper is full of it ...
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Hey, homophobic preachers/politicians getting caught red-willied with rent boys is a trope for a reason... closeted gays often overcompensate while still in denialAnd yet? .......
Kanye West to headline evangelical mass prayer rally alongside homophobic hate preachers
Kanye West has announced that he will take part in a mass prayer rally starring multiple anti-LGBT+ hate preachers this Saturday, January 18.www.pinknews.co.uk
Oh well that was last year so who knows
So Finding Freedom has gone from £20 to 99p! Not even worth £1! 
. I suppose they will spin it to say it makes it affordable to the poor masses!
. I suppose they will spin it to say it makes it affordable to the poor masses!not sure if she bathes in it.... or does she strategically douse her minge in it..... ewwww
He's a surly-looking little git, isn't he. (And he's 2 inches shorter than his brother
)he is their scapegoat. I'd say good luck to him but he is just too creepy and the "message" he is meant to carry is revoltingAt least we now know what their "uplifting content" for their Netflix production will be. And why Netflix thought their contract was worth a gazillion.
@Pom Bear please please a sinister Denis Wheatley style satanic looking billy-goat with the surly face of Scoobie.
I knew a teenage billy-goat once, you daren't turn your back on it because it would creep up on you and butt you in the behind with its baby horns.
I know I'll get some push back on this one but I can now confirm (again) old smeghead was pregnant with Archie.
I previously mentioned the acquaintance who worked for them said she was pregnant and everybody said she could still fake it to the staff. However I've come into another bit of info which does confirm she was pregnant. Smegatron had a lady in to help her with breast feeding because she was having issues with him latching on. So the woman was showing Megain how to get him to latch on.
I previously mentioned the acquaintance who worked for them said she was pregnant and everybody said she could still fake it to the staff. However I've come into another bit of info which does confirm she was pregnant. Smegatron had a lady in to help her with breast feeding because she was having issues with him latching on. So the woman was showing Megain how to get him to latch on.
Exactly. There will not be much in the line of adult scandal in the book, due mainly to the fact that daddy set princess up in a new life chasing movie starism once she finished her education, and samantha was likely married and living a separate life too. It will be focused on her early years and the way her dad spoiled her and her response to that. It will be mildly interesting but no earth shattering revelations. But we live in hope and sometimes lots of small nips are as damaging as a massive bite.
Didn't Lady C say she'd spoken with samantha a few times?So she will possibly guide her on the best way to dodge litigation and hopefully cuntchops will be stymied on that front. Crying her bonk eyes out, but unable to sue.
what the duck am I saying ... she'll sue. She'll find something.
Thank you for hopping in again and sharing!
Problem with this is, it is no real proof. There is medication which enables breast feeding for those who didn't give birth themselves, eg, adopting.
So it is perfectly possible for her to have breastfed A even though he was carried by someone else.
I find it a bit sad this info of yours is no definitive proof and we can't put this ad acta.
Please come back and keep us up to date with your findings!
I'm not saying I necessarily disbelieve you because I flip-flop on the whole moonbump/surrogacy thing. But it is possible to induce lactation without having been pregnant. The drugs used for this (domperidone?) could have been responsible for her weight gain.
Anything interesting going on chart-wise with the podcast @Baguette? Have they actually said when the next one is due out or is it an ad-hoc thing for when they can be arsed/find enough sob stories to feature?
Worst case scenario is they'll keep throwing the fake/bought listeners at each one they release and end up with the top few chart positions
PS I don't know if this one's been mentioned before but my husband's just told me he follows a parody account called @SparkleMeghan on Twitter (yes, he hates the rancid couple too
). I liked this tweet from a few minutes ago...and told him there's probably a 50% chance that account is run by one of the Tattle crew
Worst case scenario is they'll keep throwing the fake/bought listeners at each one they release and end up with the top few chart positions
PS I don't know if this one's been mentioned before but my husband's just told me he follows a parody account called @SparkleMeghan on Twitter (yes, he hates the rancid couple too
). I liked this tweet from a few minutes ago...and told him there's probably a 50% chance that account is run by one of the Tattle crew Latest from Lady C, talking about the inaccurate information supplied by H to the Palace about Archie's birth.
Hazza inhales the sweaty aroma and is immediately transported back to Afghanistan, jammed into horrible accommodation with the peasants, including that rather fetching little raghead (as Hazza affectionately called him) and the muscle bound Mark Dyer whose recipe for scotch eggs and roast chicken is internet famous. He knew right then that this woman was speshul, like himself, and was attuned to his innermost thoughts. Then just as he was collecting his thoughts she returned from a visit to the bog smelling of his sainted mummy and complaining that the bog was broke and she'd had to tit in the car park ... and he knew ... he just knew ...
Prostitutes in sing song houses in Shanghai reputedly drank expensive perfumes so that the aroma seeped from their pores and orifices to excite their rich clients.
Smeggy likely went through vats of Penhaligon's Bluebell prior to the wedding.
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