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a.nonny.mouse

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A trailer clip of Archewell Audio is available on the streaming service, accompanied by a short description which reads: 'Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex and Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, present Archewell Audio. Coming soon to Spotify.'

The slickly-produced and heavily-scripted Spotify trailer featuring the Sussexes was released online this afternoon.

It opens with Harry saying to his wife: 'Ladies first' before his Meghan says: 'No you say it first because I think it sounds really nice with your accent'.

The Duke of Sussex then says: 'Archewell Audio' and they say together: 'Let's do it'.

Prince Harry then says: 'Hi guys, I'm Harry' before Meghan says: 'And I'm Meghan', with both choosing not to use their royal titles.”



Well duh. You don’t need to use your royal titles when you’ve literally just been introduced by them 🙄
 
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Just_me1954

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They were offered a private life, but wanted/needed the royal titles. Probably had it all planned out from the beginning. They are what Freda says
 
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Scotch Mist

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If the Queen pays the Harkles off I will be very disappointed.

I would rather they let all the call girls lies be exposed to the general public, the porn, the yachting, the fake pregnancy etc. That's what the skank deserves.
 
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Mikesqueen

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So now they have decided to do a podcast to uplift the WORLD! Who do these two think they are? Talk about being tone deaf! There will be a shortage of popcorn worldwide when this house of cards come crashing down. Jack and Jill of all trades.... I am waiting for Hazza to introduce the new sport to the Olympics: bandwagon jumping.
 
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YeltsinsTank

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So he would be fine if someone summed up his mother’s death as “unfortunate”, would he? What a bellend.

If the blind about their marriage over is true, I honestly don’t want him back in the UK, he’s a complete laughing stock and has dragged his own family into this sham of a marriage. He can stay in Califauxnia all alone for all I care.
Well I don't want him in America, either, not after that stunt in the cemetery walking all over our war dead for a photo op. Do you think France would take him?
 
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Scotch Mist

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I simply don't believe that Spotify will pay the Harkles 30 million that's BS 💩 straight from their PR company. It's just as unlikely as Netflix paying them 100 million or whatever the made up sum is.

Anyone can produce a Podcast on Spotify but it doesn't mean that anyone will listen to it. They've just given Spotify free publicity by announcing it, and seeing as you can just listen to it for free if someone sends you the link why would they pay them anyway?


We are a few weeks away from Buckingham Palace making an announcement on the future of Prince Harry and the actress, Meghan Markle.

It would be a mistake to think the Queen hasn’t already made up her mind. I am of the belief that Meghan has been notified of what awaits her. She will be gone – with or without Harry.

The Queen’s advisors won’t wait until the last day of the wayward duo’s probationary year before coming to a decision. There are more calls today in the UK for them to be stripped of their titles. It will happen because the couple, and particularly Meghan Markle, are insisting on being ‘Royals for hire – Royals for rent.”
I don't like this implication that the Queen will have to offer them a lot of money to buy their silence. Thats disgusting.
Why should the Queen have to buy them off?
It implies that they have something to hide.

I really hope that isn't true because they surely don't need anymore money, what with their mega Netflix and Spotify million dollar deals 🙄 🤑

I didn't think that I could despise them anymore but it keeps getting worse 😡
 
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Scotch Mist

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yup - quoting my own post again. but this just showed up on Insta/MoS "confirming" that she didn't get a pence.
woohoo!!!!
Apparently Splash have said that they will never photograph them again! We should all be pleased to hear that 😁
We all know that she set it up and used them for publicity in the past so it would be great if other pap agencies become wary and don't bother with her anymore 😆
 
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LadyMuck

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I think the Palace are throwing out lots of tidbits, clickbait and speculation. The Cambridge's whistle stop tour, night at pantomime with kids, was always going to make headlines, and HMQ pictures with the 'main, important royals'. Seems like the RF are going in the offensive. And, I for one, am glad! H&M are slowly but surely fading into oblivion
 
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Norbs

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People want the truth anout A's birth. A lot of good comments photos and videos.
This comment may have won the internet

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ResidentMerkin

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Great minds and all that!




Left one is a Dumbo ear. That's what she's trying to disguise.
I think she is hiding face lift scars...... usually right on the fold before the ear.
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Think Michael Douglas in Barbados April 2005

Totally! That shameless plug of the company name means it's just an undeclared ad. Smeg did not whip out a credit card to pay a penny for that basket🙄
I find it insane that in one act of self-promotion, she is taking it upon herself to pay tribute to folks giving food to the poor, and in another act of self-promotion, she is giving food to her multimillionaire neighbour. All in a day's hypocritical, contradictory, iconsistent woke work
 
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Rowan

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Just found this thread so ignore me if this has already been discussed;
I don't believe Maggie was pregnant at all in July. They invented the miscarriage story for attention and sympathy.
 
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Scotch Mist

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Meghan's CV apart from the acting part is absolute crap. It's unbelievable that someone would harp on about writing to get an advert changed at the age of 11 😁 I read somewhere online that the company had planned to change it anyway, she definitely can't prove that it was all her doing.

If I received a CV with something like that on it the CV would head straight to the bin (unless it was from a school leaver). Just embarrassing 😳
 
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Scotch Mist

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Love this comment:
'The saddest bit is that her acting abilities are so dire she would be unlikely to win a role in the porn parody of this sorry saga.'
🤣🤣🤣
 
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Scotch Mist

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Entertain? Maybe. I've got a lot of entertainment from ridiculing their various woke spoutings, in an otherwise fairly un-fun year.
These Tattle threads on the Harkles have kept me amused but I can't imagine wanting to listen to them spouting drivel on Spotify 😁
Only the silly sugars are going to tune in to hear them droning on.
 
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Facehugger

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Absolutely agree with you. That bit made me :rolleyes:
He can stay fucked off enjoying his roast chickenings, because they won't last. She'll do what pricey does ... switch off the sex tap once she's chewed the bloke up mentally. He'll still hang in hoping to recreate those halcyon days of giraffes and perfect yoga poses at sunset, and watching her shitting in the woods(kinky cunts). But once she loses interest he's fucked .... or rather no longer fucked, and the marriage will die a slow laborious death.I hope. Oh God I'm in such a bad mood, totally triggered ... 🤬

off topic, but fuck it. Damn sis in law called today and the cunt insisted on hugging my bloke(her bro) ... proper sloppy-chops-hugging and clinging like a bloody baby orangutan but uglier ! When she approached me I held my hands up and backed off and the bitch was raging 🤪. Be proud of me guys, because I refrained from saying "It's stupid cunts like you that have us going into another lockdown FUCK ORF!" Thank fuck the kids were not around to be slobbered over. As soon as she was gone I ordered (yes, very sorry etc etc, but firmly ordered) the bloke to go take a shower and change into fresh clothes whille I sanitised everything she touched and threw his clothes in a wash. I'm not OCD normally but she's a gallivanter, always in everything running around like a blue arsed fly, stupid bitch is likely a super spreader. grrrr:cautious:
Freda my lovely, you did right. She'll get over being offended. And if she doesn't, then she's thick. I won't go into it now, but after what I've witnessed this last few weeks, this bug is real, it is silent but deadly & everybody needs to keep themselves and their loved ones safe, never mind whingeing you can't see them right now, if people take this lightly, they might never see their loved ones again.

Sorry for everyone who has had their Christmas ruined late by Tier 4, honestly, my heart goes out to you all. But look forward to next year and your loved ones still being here, please.

Anyhow, enough with my Christmas message, they're still a pair of your favourite words ❤😘
 
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