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From your link: “the “Royal” treatment they deserve”
I’ve a different idea:
Guillotine - Wikipedia
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Dr
well that’s nothing fishy fanny lost her
box of assorted noses
Someone swapped her fake tan for creosote and no one noticed
She had to sit the cheap seats
Her home was burgled and the robbers
left the fake jewellery and ran after finding a box of 50 identical creased and stained grey tops and a room full of assorted sized creepy dolls
Just kidding hope your rash clears up soon
Just think Megs rash is beyond healing and she has to wear ball gowns with slit pockets so she can have sneaky scratch no more doing it in public
I bet your smile is still prettier than
the old slappers
And even with a bad eye and broken glasses you can turn out looking far better
Found this
under the floorboards treat yourself to some new 
LadyMuck
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Yes I vaguely remember the venue changedI learned something today while reading Hardman's book. He wrote:
Before his wedding to Camilla Parker Bowled in 2005, a proposed civil ceremony inside Windsor Castle had to be relocated to the town hall following an error over the licensing arrangements ....
Can anyone remember this?
YeltsinsTank
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New Thread:
Harry and Meghan #412 Prats of The Caribbean
Welcome to thread #412, special congratulations to @Verfugbar on the winning title! We've discussed our well-wishes for KC3 and the Princess of Wales, along with H&M's disastrous attendance at a movie premiere, and there is the unpleasantness still developing in Harry's Africa charity story...
tattle.life
I don't know how it all works and if KC3 has bent some rules or if MM has just forced him to call them Prince and Princess......
I'm posting more about the optics, smoke and mirrors, lies..... Anyone can be called Prince and Princess to the public, but as we don't really know what goes on behind the scenes
If you cover Hazdo’s head
It looks like the women next to him is leaning backwards like she is going the limbo
and the women in grey looks like she’s is thinking what the %€$$ are they doing here
What could go wrong?
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I think he'll be an utter damp squib like so many huge fee reality signings
My view is there should be a guaranteed singing like a canary clause in these things
VC10
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Amiyaya
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How frustrating that I can’t drop you a message! I think we all ran away to the MET eventually
ChaoticArtist
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Watching this again, looks like Smegs told him that his little blue thing fell off. Guess he'd applied too much EA cream
ChaoticArtist
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Thank you, brilliant girl
I now recall reading an excerpt from this article at the time - the choice of name stood out and there was a lot of sniggering and bashing of our now-Princess of Wales. People thought (or had claimed to have thought) that Shanna was talking about her. Vile.
Her story though makes me wonder how the Gruesomes might have treated their alleged surrogate(s). And how desperate must that/those woman/women must have been to agree to do something for those two. Hope they were paid well.
Sami Lee
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Thanks for your comments on my post Happy One.
A few points.
Chuck is as settled in as he's going to be, this is as good as it gets and it will get worse. He is not going to stop the Sussex attacks / disable the Sussexes so they can't attack.
I don't think William is "laid back" at all, he's intense and passionate.
As you say, he's a family man. But he didn't sign up for this.
All royals run security risks but we've never seen anything so personal, and against children and a hospitalised woman, with no condemnation by anybody apart from yoghurt-weaving Liz Jones who bemoans the trolling attacks - on the Sussexes!
No condemnation from Chuck of the threats against his Son, DIL and grandchildren.
I've always found this very unsettling.
I believe that William and possibly other RF members are at loggerheads over the Stoats and have been for a long time, adding to the tension. Especially William, but Chuck will do what he wants so here we are.
Chuck can't resolve anything because he's half the problem. This is why he's determined to maintain the status quo. Though you want him to continue as king, and to sort out the Sussexes and the Flatpacks, he's not going to do it. The Sussexes are helping him, and he's helping them.
The public, rest of the RF and especially W and C, are the casualties here.
Frikkin' ACE post!
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To be honest, I wondered if the aliens 
had come to abduct you in the night then saw what you'd been reading and really got into it, then once they were hooked they just had to change some settings because, you know, they're visually challenged in the blue part of the light spectrum (which is why we mostly only see them flying around at night - blue skies confuddle them). Apparently they still haven't got the hang of our numbers either ... Anyway, by the time they'd finished the thread, dawn was nearly breaking and they had to whiz off back to wherever it is they lurk during the day. Luckily Tattlers helped to save you and you're here, safe and none the worse for it all ps. Life is getting weirder and weirder by the day, don't you think?
had come to abduct you in the night then saw what you'd been reading and really got into it, then once they were hooked they just had to change some settings because, you know, they're visually challenged in the blue part of the light spectrum (which is why we mostly only see them flying around at night - blue skies confuddle them). Apparently they still haven't got the hang of our numbers either ... Anyway, by the time they'd finished the thread, dawn was nearly breaking and they had to whiz off back to wherever it is they lurk during the day. Luckily Tattlers helped to save you and you're here, safe and none the worse for it all ps. Life is getting weirder and weirder by the day, don't you think? I really don't know how prostate procedures affect men - no one in our family has yet encountered that. But I'm surprised too given how they downplayed it all.
King Charles 'will not carry out royal engagements for up to a month'
The 75-year-old spent his second night at The London Clinic, in central London, recovering from an operation for an enlarged prostate which he had on Friday.www.dailymail.co.uk
I'm slightly surprised he's not undertaking any engagements for a month, I know he's still going to be dealing with paperwork, but this does seem more serious than we were initially led to believe
I wonder if it was a bit more complex like exploratory surgery?
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Beaten to itHarry asking the people in front ( A) can we swap seats
(B) where did you get the wine and nibbles from
tobehonest
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Sorry 27 mins in.
JAR21
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You only had to look in the media gallery!I read a while back that Harold had pushed a kid on his NY visit. I thought I must have dreamed it because I could find no reference to it anywhere. I was convinced the internet had been scrubbedby order of The Traitorsbut I've finally found a short clip
Prince Harry pushed the child away / Принц Гарри оттолкнул ребенка - YouTube
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It's in the Media Gallery, not the Wiki.
But unfortunately there isn't a button for that. You have to click Media on the header at the top of the page.
oogling
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Mmm, Can we swap out the cream and onion? Plain or Salt and Vinegar? I’ve got my eye on your dads but I’m being good out of respect!Thank you for the shiny new thread, and I LOVE the title!
We are celebrating our 75th Republic Day today. Don't have a lot of nice things to say given current affairs, except that there's no way that ol' Bristle-Head and his ol' Ho can become our King and Kween yay!
So in celebration, some glow-in-the-dark pigments that I'll use to paint signs etc in the VIP Lounge - we need them for the parties and the hangovers. And don't tell Smegs else she'll want to steal these too for her makeup/one tear left eye. She's already caused a worldwide shortage of bronze craft glitter
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And something I couldn't post in the last thread:
Haven't caught up yet, but having known my grifting narc wife of narc uncle and an assortment of other grifters of different varieties, I'm not surprised that not a second went by when Smegs wasn't grifting and merching. After all, that's what she joined the BRF for (apart from potentially ruining the monarchy/becoming Kween)
Oh sure. I've got Sizzling Hot, American Style Cream n Onion, and Magic Masala - so all sorts of spice levelsI've also reserved a packet of wafer style Salt and Pepper ones for dad (they are a bit harder to come by).
We can party!
