Harry and Meghan #411 No woman no cry except one tear left eye

[ChaoticArtist]

He’s thick as shit, good lord can you imagine if he was next in line fucking hell. A 6 year old could probably write something better than what he did. I’d love to see his txt messages I bet they’re worse

Apparently he sent her the ghost emoji and she thought he was sooo cute? Or was it the other way round?


I would really like to know what you all really think of that because my flirting abilities have always been in the negative my friend showed me her and her ex's messages and I judged her so hard for falling for him. Potential husbands/bfs used to send me messages but I always found them super-boring or cringe (many talked like ol' Bristle-Head). Maybe 4-5 I've actually ever liked talking to.


I'm watching the Beating the Retreat right now as I rush to finish a document that has to be submitted within half an hour. Our National Anthem always makes me cry

Tattle on!

 

[wisebutwild]

It was noticeable to me that when the girl was talking to Meghan she looked scared of her as she didn't look at Meghan once and she also looked very nervous and uncomfortable with everything that was going on around her.

“Off with her head!” shouts the Kween of Hearts

 

[JAR21]

Mmm, Can we swap out the cream and onion? Plain or Salt and Vinegar? I’ve got my eye on your dads but I’m being good out of respect!

Well we have an ongoing contract for Pringles Sour Cream and Onion, so you you could get rid of the cream and onion.

I can't stand getting the orange stained fingers with the cheesy puffs!

 

[Plantagenet]

You're right. Based on my knowledge of how VIPs and above are treated here (one of our former PMs had occupied a whole floor back in the early 1980s), I was thinking that Catherine would be somewhere separate so the children wouldn't be really interacting with/going near anyone else. I'm myself scared of anything airborne especially around the entrance (there are usually people waiting for vehicles or to be wheeled in at the local hospitals - they're very busy ones). Post-Covid has worsened that fear especially after a pretty bad incident.

I think I'll add children to the list of things I'm now scared of a more legit reason to stay away from them than "they are brats" (the ones I encounter are).

Going to the hospital for mum made me realise that I couldn't go into medicine in spite of having the aptitude - I'm too squeamish except when I'm in 'do it for my loved ones' mode Thankfully I'd already been interested in journalism for quite a while by then. Mum's specialist was a bit disappointed I think - it was a teaching hospital so he used to love teaching me too. I was fascinated but also usually mentally throwing up a little Prepared me in case I needed to cover health as a beat. The Wales children are too young still though.


Of course, Smegs appears to not mind medical facilities, with all the face surgery, fillers etc and the dental work she keeps getting done. Although the latest round of whatever she did to her face makes it look like she didn't go to a legit facility or surgeon.

In California, all of these guys use surgical centers or do it in the office. They don't have to put you in the hospital. It's all very private and there are also recuperation "hotels" where you can go right after and be taken care of for a hefty price.

 

[Vanelope]

I don't think that the Church of England repealed it's ban on divorced people marrying in Church, during the lifetime of the original spouse/s, until 2002. It's why Anne and Tim had to marry from Balmoral in the Church of Scotland. Pretty ironic given how the CoE came into existance.

I think that TQ and TQM were 2 strong proponents of the indissolublist line and made it very difficult for Charles and Camilla to marry. I think the background of Edward and Wallis was problematic for those who had lived through the crisis. I remember reading that Charles threatened to take Britain to the European Court of Human Rights.

I think that there is more scrutiny of the heir than those lower down the LoS. I would think that the Harkles probably threatened to throw a tantrum and cry racism

Thinking about this further - how old was Camilla when Diana died? One thing the Queen would have been very clear on is no further children of Charles by her to mess up the line. If they were from a married second wife of the heir they would have had to be in there. Elizabeth I and Mary I just two examples of that.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Does Liz Jones want to speak to her editor. Stupid fucking bitch.
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The fail usually but a pro puff piece in before they stick the boot in. Either a video of her losing it or a report on the real troll network Smeg runs

 

[What could go wrong?]

Sorry 27 mins in.

Wow.

That snarl

 

[YeltsinsTank]

It’s a brand of plastic trash bags.

The best way M can stop the online criticism of her…is to stop her own provocative, unkind, spiteful actions and those of her minions.

Now, if you Tattlers will excuse me..I must hop over to X and see if the second American civil war has started. Are they reporting this standoff at the Texas border .between Biden and 25 “StandWithTexas” states on BBC?

I've been thinking of this old Hefty commercial after seeing Meg's skirt. I keep picturing them showing Smeg's waistline and saying "HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!" and then panning over to Harry's bald head and saying "WIMPY WIMPY WIMPY!"

 

[PurvyPanda]

Taylor Swift is reckless. Imagine having the freedom to vote, and throwing that away by basing your vote on how your favourite celebrity votes.
Very manipulative all round.

 

[ChaoticArtist]

The Worldwide Privacy Tour continues ... (Belarus)...


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Looks like that scene in The Conjuring 2 when Lorraine Warren is sitting with Janet on the swings and Janet tells her that the 'spirit' wants to kill her, told her "just now".

Perfect spot for the Gruesomes to peddle their Tales of Horror and Woe

 

[ToodliePips]

Blind item#4]

haven’t read it and don’t wish to sully my brain cells….what ‘competition’?
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Wtf is Hefty??

Are they not a brand of heavy duty bin bags?

 

[ChaoticArtist]

Do surrogates always know who is receiving the child?

Most likely yes? Have never heard of closed surrogacy.

We had a flurry of articles about surrogacy after Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan and his wife had their third baby through surrogacy (horrible rumours about the child being an affair baby or SRK's daughter's child - she just had her debut so she's still quite young). None of them mentioned closed surrogacy as an option.

Unless maybe it's done under the table


ETA: This is making me vaguely recall the plot of a novel that had a desperate young woman agree to act as a surrogate for a wealthy couple that she doesn't know and isn't allowed to ask about. Something goes wrong and she doesn't get the money and has to keep the baby and no one will tell her anything. Then she meets a man. He was either the hero/father or hero/uncle of the baby but she of course had no clue. Believes her to be a gold-digger, falls in love and the whole romantic novel unfolding. Wasn't a Mills & Boon though This was many years ago.

An MB had a similar plot with the hero as the baby's uncle and the adoptive couple died before their friend the heroine went into labour.

 

[Mothballs]

Saw the fecken Audible ad tonight.
Jimmy Giggle (James Rees) is in bed and fecken dimwit's face pops up on the screen for the Waaaugh book twice.

Why is fecken Audible pushing dimwit's book still.

Probably be nightmares tonight.

I have seen this ad a lot lately. Can’t stand his fugly face as well.

Should a paperback version of Waaagh be released by now?

Apparently Scabies book is on Spotify for free. They would have to pay me to listen to that drivel.

 

[Fredsnail]

From X


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Is H trying to negotiate a seat swop?

 

[Ndrangheta]

It just occurred to me that perhaps there is a correlation between the one tear, left eye, and the ILBW’s wayward left eye? Perhaps making the effort to control it generates watery eyes? Sorry but the thought came to me in the wee sma’ hours

I think The Claw has a part to play in all of this also. I think The Claw may be trying to control the left eye in some way. We must maintain a careful watch over these developments.

 

[ChaoticArtist]

Maybe a candle stick stuck up her ass lol

That's cruelty to candles! On behalf of candles past present and future, their makers and enjoyers, I protest!

 

[ChaoticArtist]

Actually, it is not the issue of children catching a bug if visiting in the hospital. Kids are little bug carriers. They pick up things at school and bring them home to the family. They don't want the bug carrying kids exposing the patients to something.

Yes, you never know how a child will react to seeing people on a post op ward. All sorts of equipment about and tubes hooked up to the patient. And smells. It can be very frightening to some children. I was too young, about 6-7 when my mother had a cholecystectomy, so I didn't visit her. Later when I was 12 she had a hysterectomy and I did visit her. I was already interested in medicine at that point, so I loved going into a hospital and seeing everything.

You're right. Based on my knowledge of how VIPs and above are treated here (one of our former PMs had occupied a whole floor back in the early 1980s), I was thinking that Catherine would be somewhere separate so the children wouldn't be really interacting with/going near anyone else. I'm myself scared of anything airborne especially around the entrance (there are usually people waiting for vehicles or to be wheeled in at the local hospitals - they're very busy ones). Post-Covid has worsened that fear especially after a pretty bad incident.

I think I'll add children to the list of things I'm now scared of a more legit reason to stay away from them than "they are brats" (the ones I encounter are).

Going to the hospital for mum made me realise that I couldn't go into medicine in spite of having the aptitude - I'm too squeamish except when I'm in 'do it for my loved ones' mode Thankfully I'd already been interested in journalism for quite a while by then. Mum's specialist was a bit disappointed I think - it was a teaching hospital so he used to love teaching me too. I was fascinated but also usually mentally throwing up a little Prepared me in case I needed to cover health as a beat. The Wales children are too young still though.


Of course, Smegs appears to not mind medical facilities, with all the face surgery, fillers etc and the dental work she keeps getting done. Although the latest round of whatever she did to her face makes it look like she didn't go to a legit facility or surgeon.

 

[VC10]

Oh I used to love John Harvey-Jones and his reality show (Troubleshooter?) where he went around failing companies to advise them on saving the factory

Particularly memorable was the nepo baby installed at a toy factory as "Director of Marketing" (by her dad) - and JHJ asked her what the marketing plan was - after staring at him like a deer caught in headlights ...... she had nothing ......

I will also remember the little old lady at a china factory whose entire job was to stamp the company name on the bottom of plates. All she did, 8 hours a day for years and years. JHJ queried why they were still doing this by hand in the 1990s - and the factory manager replied that they had bought a machine, but little old lady was faster!

However he did have major success with Bohemia crystal which - at the time he visited - was making headlights for Skoda by hand ....

Yes, loved him and the TV series , very good

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

This video is very long, but it’s a comprehensive dive into Smegs.

 

[LadyMuck]

Bookworm. Interesting video. This was in her description (see screenshot at the bottom)