Harry and Meghan #354 When Dracula is less draining.

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hazza not in court today then maybe his team are trying to get idiot boy to learn the script
 
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Good luck @ChaoticArtist sending positive vibes
 
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We should make a game of 'Can I come back daddy...'
Like
Can I come back daddy...they wouldn't allow me to work with peasants.
Can I come back daddy...It was coercive control but then he noticed.

Etc etc. Have fun!
Can I come back daddy...The Queen said NO!
 
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Potentially good because Harry thought it was only tomorrow and has no time to make extra preparations.
And sounds like he's already annoyed the court officials.
 
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Huh?

Security.

Lilibet's birthday.

Are these things you, as a serious person, should give as an excuse not to be in court?

WTF?
Flew in yesterday? It’s a 10.5 hour flight from LAX, & they’re 8 hours behind. Even allowing for landing at 23:59 (not going to happen) that means that takeoff was between 05:00 & 06:00 LA time.
”spent yesterday celebrating his daughter’s birthday“? What unmitigated bullshit.
 
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hazza not in court today then maybe his team are trying to get idiot boy to learn the script

They don't want him over-stressed.

But when you bring a case to court, you show up from day one till the end.

You want to be there and hear every aspect of the case.

To me, this seems like he is a puppet on strings. Show up here, don't show up there.


Translation: He arrived stoned out of his mind and we need a day to sober him up

Where do we reckon he is staying?

Does Oprah et al have houses in London? Seeing as they can't afford hotels anymore.



I was trying to do the math too and it didn't add up to me.
 
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Potentially good because Harry thought it was only tomorrow and has no time to make extra preparations.
It'd be especially funny if they thought they could reduce the cross-examination to only a day by having him fly in late since they know he's such a hopeless case at explaining himself and sticking to one story. He couldn't even do that in an hour long Tom Bradby interview so the thought of him squirming and becoming enraged under proper and prolonged questioning is hilarious. His little scheme, if they planned it, has backfired.
 
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Huh?

Security.

Lilibet's birthday.

Are these things you, as a serious person, should give as an excuse not to be in court?

WTF?

So incredibly disrespectful to the court.

My guess is that someone is back at the office trying (in vain) to prep him for cross-examination. Maybe he refused to get in earlier to prep because, you know, a 2 year old's birthday is more important than the Court's time.
 
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Gb news just said Judge Fancourt was surprised H wouldn't be at Court today as sometimes the barristers questions run short or wtte. I took that to mean if they had time to spare he should be available to take the stand
I know this much, if there is one single thing judges hate more than anything else (on both sides of the Atlantic) is people wasting the courts time and/or essentially 'taking the piss'. Arrogant turd. Oh GOD I hope he gets fucking DESTROYED.
 
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Good Morning Tattle family, happy Monday! I’m sorry, I’m an idiot sometimes, what is the paw of detect fluid? Lovely Stein by the way.
My grandmother’s house where I grew up was full of them. Haven’t seen or thought about them in ages. Thanks for the memory!

I’m waiting for the end of Raunchy Rachel. Can’t you feel it rumbling, and ready to bubble to the top and spill out? Rachel, Rachel. You could have (nearly did) have it all (except for the top spot). All the lies, and manipulations are going to come falling down around her knees. I truly believe in Karma. You don’t fuck with the most beloved woman on earth, and win. You just don’t. You get all your shit back ten fold. So that is what I’m patiently waiting for.

Like Biff in Back to the Future, Markle will be sitting in the open convertible, when a dump truck full of hot steamy manure in front of her drops it’s load right into her lap. She’ll be swarthed in a white Herve Leger Bandage dress, sitting in a big pile of poo. Couldn’t happen to a more fitting person. Oh, please let it happen in NY. What ever her comeuppance is, I hope it starts right here in the Big Apple.

I can’t wait.

ps - and congratulations on your mysterious stranger @Evangelina. Is the new furry one joining the CAS? North American Branch?
 
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Smegs and Dorina gave him a lit joint and put on a movie for him Hope it was the one where Robin Williams played the ob-gyn. The Hindi movie version of it was fun too - pretty well done. Let me see I can find it.

Here we go. 00.48 onwards. It's very badly edited movie is Nine Months.



I think Sparry himself was an afterbirth - they accidentally threw out the baby and kept him.



My second toes are quite adorable and not stumpy at all, thank you. This is an outrage! I would have asked my secretary to organise me a press conference, if I had one. Maybe if I email people as my own secretary? I'm sure no one has done that before

Here we say that people with the second toe longer than the thumb toe dominate their spouse. And at least according to a couple of photos it had seemed to me that Sparry's second toe is also longer, but his gap is smaller than Smegsy's so by the same belief she gets to be the dominant one


Good luck @ChaoticArtist sending positive vibes
Thank you I actually got the job. They'll make an offer tomorrow, but they want me to join ASAP. I just have to decide whether to take it or not, hoping to hear first from a tech company that I'd applied to - better situation
 
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